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Jacob Kelly
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Kevin Brown
You're about to have sex with a woman who has an offputting personality. The room's too hot and humid. When she gets naked she looks pretty bad. You make an excuse and leave.
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You have sex with some woman, but it's been a while. You try a few moves but end up messing it up. You come and leave early. It's awkward and it was a strictly sexual arrangement. She walks you out and asks you how many people you've had sex with.
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You're walking with an older woman back to her place. When you get to her door she reveals she's married. You tell her you need to use the bathroom (you do) and she lets you in. You do your business and say goodbye on your way out. She starts kissing you and pulls you onto the couch. You kiss for a little bit, but your conscience gets the better of you. You tell her it'll be alright as you walk out while she cries on the couch.
Jason Martin
You're about to have sex with a woman who has an offputting personality. The room's too hot and humid. When she gets naked she looks pretty bad. You make an excuse and leave.
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You have sex with some woman, but it's been a while. You try a few moves but end up messing it up. You come and leave early. It's awkward and it was a strictly sexual arrangement. She walks you out and asks you how many people you've had sex with.
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You're walking with an older woman back to her place. When you get to her door she reveals she's married. You tell her you need to use the bathroom (you do) and she lets you in. You do your business and say goodbye on your way out. She starts kissing you and pulls you onto the couch. You kiss for a little bit, but your conscience gets the better of you. You tell her it'll be alright as you walk out while she cries on the couch.
Josiah Taylor
William Mitchell
Gunter glieben glauten globen
Noah Walker
Did you meet all these on Tinder?
Carter King
What's on your 2019 dream board?
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Gabriel King
bizarre post
Jeremiah Diaz
Hello.
Ian Garcia
>That last one
Oof m8
Evan Young
Online dating in general
Elijah Green
Haha whoops just found a sock in my pillowcase lads. What am I like eh
Blake Ortiz
Did the last one also have kids?
Lucas Sanchez
ah yes the classic "miss a call from a number you can't dial back" episode
oh well, if it was important they'd call again
Alexander Smith
...
Samuel Russell
so tinder
Anthony Collins
the fuck does warm body cold mind mean
Charles Sanchez
No kids
Asher Lewis
warm poo, cold wee
Jonathan Davis
wet body dry mind
Nicholas Stewart
Interesting, maybe the husband was firing blanks. Lots to ponder upon.
Adam Gonzalez
You know I helped conceive you because your dad was firing blanks constantly when your mother was fertile? If you want to reply to this post, please reply "Daddy" because I am your father. What's your name?
Xavier Garcia
got called a speccy nigger twat last time I was in
Nolan Bell
oh google says it's a switchboard number and that it could've been one of thousands of people who were trying to call me
well that's good to know!
Jayden Carter
Egbert
Gabriel Richardson
Being paid £11 an hour for overtime today, toilberg is good to me
Oliver Barnes
I said call me Daddy, go to your room, stupid boy
Jaxon Perez
holy, holy peng
Zachary Wright
my name is Egbert
Lincoln Edwards
mcdonalds workers make more
Dominic Barnes
Shut up you lickle eedjyat f a m
Adam Jackson
buss out this thread you wallad
Robert Rodriguez
why hello there
Jose Bailey
sue
Easton Lopez
No they don’t
Landon Sanchez
hello, Mr Nigger, my name is Egbert
Benjamin Harris
Shame the boxes are so small, such deliciousness should not be obstructed like this.
Eli Bennett
I used to like them years ago. They are one of them foods where the more you eat them, the nicer they are. But, it's full of shit and so you should stop eating them.
Also
>Peng
Fuck off negro
Josiah Smith
screaming
imagine being called baboon
Logan Jones
Evan Lee
>Oh those silly millenials throwing away all their money, no wonder they have to flatshare
i am pulling in mid 30ks and because i'm so desperate to unjust my life by the time i'm planning to have a family i'm saving and learning to invest obsessively. i eat tinned fish for protein, i never eat out, i ride my bike everwhere, i've found places to get free hair cuts etc etc.
still i'm flatsharing and still in all probability i'm going to live a subpar life, even though i'm expecting a promotion soon and a higher salary.
the country is broken.
Alexander White
where's siskel
Aaron Reyes
the proto gf is very pretty but has a bunch of problems
today she cancelled on me because she was "tired" from "therapy"
*breathes in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mason Harris
Evan Brooks
>MOST PREVALENT IN: England
Mr Nigger where are you?
Carson Taylor
me and my gf are very mentally ill
Asher Edwards
cat disturbed my wank so I locked it outside in the rain
Liam Gomez
social mobility definitely seemed harder in England but is no means impossible
I genuinely almost went from deadshit nobody from a runt area to working in one of Britains best advertising firms just from continually seeking out opportunity
Lucas Garcia
jesus fucking christ.
Christian Russell
Carson Evans
Name's Nigger. Cheddar Nigger.
Ethan Gomez
>I have a vagina !!!!!
Jaxson Edwards
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Snow is falling, all around us!
Wyatt Rivera
Brandon Jenkins
Daniel White
the rorke teenagers are having fun this morning.
Brody Lopez
Cooper Jones
Ted Bundy may have raped and murdered people, but his REAL crime was being white
Jackson Anderson
dogshit
Brayden Brown
Egbert
Matthew Baker
Colton Johnson
Matthew Sanchez
I think its not even social mobility
You need to be like a literal pentillionaire to just afford a basic life of living 3 miles frm work in a decent family home
Christopher Ramirez
LET HIM IN
Connor Lee
>tfw snowmageddon is beginning and I don't have any water or food supplies
might as well chuck in the towel now ffs
Isaac Barnes
Not sure if I want to move to London or Liverpool
Bentley Harris
William Foster
Colton Edwards
Haha
Henry Miller
thought they were pozzies living in london? Saw them on the overground last year
music is alri, but a bit dull imotbh
Adrian Young
solomon bundy
raped on a monday
killed on a tuesday
watched anime on a wednesday
comitted homicide on a thursday
Charles Morales
forebears.io
Nigeria lads haha
Ethan Ross
>listened to it for exactly 22 seconds
lad
Daniel Edwards
don't then
move to leeds and i'll go for a drink with you
Brody Wilson
you must be 18 to post here
Lincoln Jackson
No they don’t McDonald’s workers make about £6 an hour.
James Ramirez
>locking pussy outside
no wonder youre a virgin
should have integrated him into the wanking process
Hudson Lopez
Jayden Kelly
is rod stewart considered a respected artist or is he a bit of joke with his leather trousers and that?
he's got some excellent songs
Andrew Turner
>ChronicleLive
I read as chroniclove and wondered what did you mean by this. But later read it again and saw the road where the cars are moving wrongly. But later I realized that this is just /brit/.
Jose Wood
Most Peope of my age group (under 21) make about £6 an hour
Jason Barnes
'Pool lad
Youll have a flat to yourself and be able to actually afford to go out and have fun.
Juan Turner
Logan Price
For me? It's got to be Bundychu.
Xavier Young
>fur, claws and teeth
i'm not that kinky
Dylan Morales
*claps hands*
old age jutsu
haha
Jeremiah Allen
FOLC
John Cooper
forebears.io
based pakis
shahid afridi once said mah nigga after match on live tv
Luis Lopez
?
Dominic Torres
Isaac Morales
Jacob Russell
lads, just got a job offer
£2250 per month
probably £1800 after tax
Austin Miller
My name is really Egbert
William Roberts
Adrian Williams
doing what lad?
Aaron Thomas
Why does discord attract so many trannies?
Owen Parker
100th post!