Is it true people from outside spain greet women with a handshake...

>Germ
>is an autistic robot
Checks out.

no, we give 3 kisses or a hug

I had trouble with this in Spain and Portugal, skipped a couple people with the kisses but then realized they'll sort of ignore you the rest of the night because you haven't "met" properly and now it's too late to do it. Best to do the kisses.

in spain 1 kiss would be for your GF or flirting
yeah it would be like denying a handshake, imagine if someone did that to you

Tfw when wog culture has rubbed off on your country so much that you greet women with kisses

really? i'd think that aussie culture was mostly like the brit one

>greeting people with physical contact

Nah

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>2019
>not having Greek roots
Are you even Australian?

Its really weird because a lot of people do the kiss on the cheek, but a lot don't so you never know who thinks its normal, makes for some very awkward introductions

your fault because you let all the terrone, greeks and maltese inside your perfect society

>greet women with a handshake?
People here don't even shake hands unless it's at work.
A nod or just saying hello is enough.

like you can talk cunt, look at the state of your country

At least in EE countries, it's not usual to shake hands with your female friends/acquaintances. You do it only in business contexts (maybe).
We, Eastern Europeans, still promote gender inequality.

Also, to all meds: does it feel hot to have physical contact with other females?

There’s no set rules here. It can make for some awkward interactions. I mostly shake hands/hug my male friends and with female friends it’s usually a kiss on the cheek and a hug. It’s different with strangers though and with younger generations I imagine they’d all scream rape or something. The older generations are quite different

That would really offend my personal space.

hate meeting foreigners who expect a kiss on the cheek when you meet them

same in France tbqh.

We have it way worse than you, I'm pretty aware of it
At least your diaspora mostly consists of Mediterraneans
We also have an high amount of Eastern European trash, sandniggers and Africans

kissing of stranger woman? it's try of rape, i guess, and must be punished.

I honestly don't remember the last time I greeted someone with a kiss on the cheeks.

why do Japanese people get so uncomfortable with cheek kissing?
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here it's perfecly normal for girls to kiss eachother you know...

This

wow id probably get an anxiety attack if i had to kiss a girl on the cheek

No wonder you svens are so depressed, you should get some sun too

I don't remember the last time I greeted someone.

>you should get some sun too
Yeah I will in 4-5 months when spring arrives.

Do you feel hot when you handshake?

What a shithole.

:(

Literally nobody does that. Outside maybe southern European ghettos in Melbourne.

>southern european ghettos
why are you so racist? i had no idea people hated southern europe so much until i saw WASPs here

well, touching face-to-face is a different thing. More intimate

Honestly I think we get too much sun here, I wouldn't mind less sunny days.

But meds like smacking on men not just women. I personally have been a victim of Italians, who just can't keep their hands off of me
"oops, that kiss went on your mouth, scusi haha" (they practically stuck their tongue in my mouth)
"woa, what a nice looking body you have user" *starts feeling me up like we're good buddies*
Italy: sexual assault, the country

Spanish women over here get offended if you don't offer them your dick

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Imagine being born autistic in Spain.

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No, but if she's cute and smells nice it's pleasant

I don't have to imagine it, I already live it.

>Imagine growing up in Scandinavia
I would probably kms desu

What is it like?

dont know about him but here in the south (Andaluca and Murcia) you get really ostracized if you stick out from the norm
for example there was a blonde kid in my school and he was always the center of attention and the butt of jokes, since he was the only blonde

It stops being intimate when you do it with everybody, including people you don't know.

>women here would probably get offended if you didnt give them 1 kiss per cheek
same here
hence why I handshake these thots

>Only in your wog countries people greet each other while kissing on their cheeks
germans do it as well are you retarded

No, we don't
t. Asturian

It ain't good, I feel like an alien here, I'm so different from everybody.

You only do that with women you're close friends with here, at least these days

In the 90's it seemed to be more common, remember the girl I had a crush on greeting me like this after school and I got a massiver boner

Do male friends/relatives in Spain kiss each other on the cheek?

How is this not the standard everywhere? Don't get it.

males with males usually greet with a handshake or a hug

In Chile we do the same, except it's only one kiss. I've know many women who hate these custom and would love to simply shake hands, as men do. Lately, some men have been greeting other men with kisses, I hope they never make this customary.

Based,keep out the white menace

It's because you probably look like a raging homosexual so they think you are one of them.

Sorry.

You hug close female friends. Not that you ever had any female friends.

here we just give one cheek kiss to women and give handshake to men

absolutely fucking based
I've literally never kissed anybody in my life past 5. Men occasionally get a handshake if its formal or they're like that but i just say hello to basically everybody. I get hugged by female relatives on extended goodbyes.

Usually hug after first meet

In germany people hug each other, wich is kinda odd.
In Portugal we kiss the woman and handshake the men. I remember everytime i kissed the girl with big boobs in school, i coulf feel her soft worm skin, her light perfume and stil wet hair. while getting a feel of the boobs with my chest.

Why people kiss each other as a form of greeting?
It's disgusting. I remember how, when I was a kid, my mother would tell me to let people kiss my cheek. I hatedback then, I still hate it.
What's worse is that people find you rude if you don't allow them to kiss you.
Fuck this culture! Wish we were more like the Germans.

If she's really hot, a little bit

thats not true at all. most germans have brown hair, as a child blond hair is extremly common it gets progressivly darker. outside of turks etc. black hair isnt all that common, more uncommon than blonde. but brown dominates massivly.

>"oops, that kiss went on your mouth, scusi haha" (they practically stuck their tongue in my mouth)
stori?

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h-hot.

low testosterone post
if you want to be pragmatic and cold like a n*rdic go ahead, live with them in their miserable anti-social life

Sadly it's not true.

I'd prefer that, I find the kiss to much intimate.

How Hygienic even is this? I won't get any festy shit from kissing the local town whore?

Go on... I'm listening.

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You just bump cheeks. Probably cleaner than grabbing another person's hand

most of the times the lips dont even touch the cheeks, they only do the kissing sound without actually touching your cheek

Ah i see, it's basically a meme fake-out """"kiss"""" in most scenarios then. Makes sense then, although it sounds pret nice as just a general thing to have done on the daily

Here most people kiss women on both cheeks only on special occasions, like meeting for the first time/after a long time, wishing a happy birthday/happy new year/merry christmas etc.