What is weed situation in your country?

What is weed situation in your country?
Its illegal, but u will only be arrested if you carry more than 50g

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*huge bong rip*
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
YEAH HUEHUEHUHEU AAAJAAJJAJJAJJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAA

I don't even get this meme. I've never become the DUUUUUDE stereotype when smoking weed. I just find things much funnier and I try to explain why things are funny in some fucked up way.

It's practically legal here because you can buy it, have a small amount on you and smoke it in public without getting fined or arrested

dude weed is just like you know bro lmao just relax it's organic like lmao wake up it's 2017

ig you get caugt smoking in public and u have a small quantity, they will just take your stuff
some may also beat you for fun

The land of free

>i've never become the stereotype, i've just started acting like the stereotype
is this definitive proof that weed makes you dumb or is it just your norwegian genetics

As little as 1g in possession can land you jail time.

But if you get caught smoking and don't have any weed on you you get a small fine like 15 euros.

Weed "culture" is cancer, but then again the DUDE LMAO meme stems from virgins who´re secretly mad they never got smoked out

So you carry joint and light it up as soon as police spots you?

In Brazil? Isn't it the wild west over there anyway?

you should probably study the people who do weed before making a retarded statement

no?

Well said it wrong, I meant to say if they for example take to test you if they have suspicion that you're high. Happened to me and mates we were going to smoke spotted cops driving to us, threw away the weed, but we smoked like 10 minutes before and seemed high they took us to a clinic for a piss test and later got fined.

Legal but tightly regulated. Licensed stores are always running out of product so a lot of us still buy it on the black market.

can you smoke in public?

In the Netherlands you can just smoke wherever you want if that's what you meant

Not legally, but people do it anyway. I've never heard of anyone getting busted for this, before or since weed was legalized.

Pretty much everyone between 17-24 years old who leaves the house once in a while smokes occasionally. You´re thinking of those annoying 16 year olds who base their identity around weed but in reality those people barely exist.

It differs from province to province. My home province of Alberta is pretty lax. You can smoke everywhere you can smoke a cigarette. Which means almost anywhere outside expect parks with playgrounds, bus stops and within 10 feet of an entrance to a building/inside the building.

Illegal to sell except medical Marijuana

This amount of drugs are tolerated and law is not enforced

Marijuana 15 grams (or five plants)
Hashish 5 grams
Magic mushrooms 40 pieces
Peyote 5 plants
LSD 5 tablets
Ecstasy 4 tablets
Amphetamine 2 grams
Methamphetamine 2 grams
Heroin 1.5 grams
Coca 5 plants
Cocaine 1 gram

>potheads unironically conjure up their own reality to cope with the world

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Illegal.
If you carry 6 or more gramms, you'll be arrested for 3-10 years.

Basic Eastern Europe laws apply to weed here.

Our governments are fucking retarded. The amount of money taxes from legal pot would generate would be insane. Not to mention the costs saved in healthcare from people drinking less.

Tobacco is legal so there is no reason cannabis should be illegal.

I wish they ban tobacco here. It just as bad as weed or worse.

It's not about money. It's about pissing of liberals. Also nobody cares here if you don't do it public, don't use it make politics, don't make too much money.

Decriminalized under a certain amount. You get a fine if caught but won't get an entry in a register or anything. And CBD weed is legal and booming, won't be long until full legalization because cops simply aren't able to tell legal weed from illegal without lab tests and basically nobody gives a fuck.
Personally I've been growing my own (4 plants at a time) since around 10 years now and I never got any problems even though my neighbors know about it.

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I’m about as right wing as it gets. But keeping it illegal to piss of liberals is like cutting off our nose to spite our face. We are losing out on taxes, savings from healthcare, savings from the legal system and we could stop ruining lives for smoking plant X.

I can walk into any pharmacy and buy codeine OTC but if police catch me with 1g of weed I’ll be taken to the stations and booked.

yeah we have two new cbd stores in town, also a new shop that sells grow stuff and small plants

in theory completely illegal to possess

in reality as long as you're not obviously a dealer the police dont give a single shit
been caught red handed with a few grams on me before, all they did was take it away (apparently they have to according to the officer) and tell me not to drive

even gave me my grinder back haha

Seeds are legal in Austria too unlike here. Lot of Swiss go to Vorarlberg to get them from vending machines.

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Switzerland sounds like a paradise. Higher quality of life than my home country of Canada, a population that isn’t retardedly naive, comfy euro life and sensible weed policy.

Too bad as a Canadian/Pole I would have no chance of getting papers.

kinda same here

kill yourself weedfag

t.Cigarette huffing/vodka chugging degen

not only seeds but whole plants up until they start to flower

yea used to grow in my wintergarden but grew out of smoking weed two years ago

The fact that pressed weed is so common here shows how fucked it is. Some of the worst marijuana on the world and things will only get worse with Bolsonaro.
Can't fucking wait to grow my own

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>CBD oil legal.
>THC illegal.
Irl Diazepam is stronger than THC for relaxation.
Price? 1 usd per 40 pills of 10mg each.

It's federally illegal here, but the feds generally don't go after small-time people. That is left to the states. My state recently legalized it, but the regulations for legalized selling still aren't finalized, so you can't sell it, just gift it.

Slåss med meg, finnefaen.

it is unfortunately legal here since USA and their agenda have inevitably brainwashed most european countries. Two weeks ago i reported to the police recently junkies who smoked weed in public and the police officers ignored me and kept walking. Someone nuke us plz,thanks

why all the maps on Jow Forums are completely fucked up

>because of the US agenda
do you have to blame us for everything? What the fuck do we have to do with the legality of weed in Europe?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis

you faggots started legalizing it and everyone in the world copy pastes whatever USA does. Just like gay marriage and abortion.

Germans can't think for themselves? Also it's not legal here, just in a few states.

you can get seeds too here, but you're not allowed to get them to germinate, go figure

not anymore since 1945 when the jews occupied us

I'm sorry that we didn't let you conquer the world

Turbo illegal, Police will forecfully do bloodwork if they suspect you of using dugs, any amount will is illegal.

My workplace also do drugtests.

Isn't weed illegal in Québec still?

>DUDE WEED LMAO
fuck pro legalisation fags. It's a gateway drug no matter how hard you are going to argue with made up "scientific researches" that are """""""""proof"""""""" of the opposite
First kids who will have to trouble getting nasa will get it and get hooked on, next thing you know they are doing heroine

I get medical marijuana

If you don't have a card it's a ticket for under 14 grams and for more it's a misdemeanor so 2000$ fine. Connecticut will hopefully legalize recreational and give us a grow provision.

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