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King Raedwald of East Anglia edition

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Bore da pawb!

I thought it said king Radovid for a sec

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*strokes my chin hair in front of you, discerningly*

pewdiepie shills gfuel but still drinks redbull in his videos

mad rad

Holy
Fucking
PENG

Pret is nice, and you don't feel guilty for eating it.

Greggs is nice, but you couldn't eat it on the regs without morphing into a tubby runt

Reminder: Muslims HATE Jews

fuck off and die you filthy thread splitting beaner

the steaks have never been higher

need my willy succ

Everyone's dead Dave

Reading the /brit/ community guidelines

Pret is rubbish, horrible wet sandwiches

Reminder to support independent sandwich shops

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Never bort pret
Too expensive

Dave
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this
avoid coffee chains too

Are you talking to me?

so what is it?

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Pret reminds me of my ex and I fucking can't stand her

ever bought a dictionary?

>Reminder to support independent sandwich shops

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wet sandwiches? Always get the baguettes me, coffee is alright and cheaper than other spots.

Independent sandwich shops are usually shite: grim fat woman behind the counter slathering 'spread' and other low-end ingredients on tesco value bread.

Only had pret once. Had mac n cheese with cauliflower in it. It was decent.

>Pret

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Pret makes me think of Pritt stick

The Souf phenotype

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In yankland they have microsandwicheries

Pret and Caffe Nero figured out the formula - having stores fucking everywhere
People aren't really that brand loyal when it comes to coffee, they'll just go where's convenient
The amount of Prets and Neros in London is genuinely sickening

based
Need an American piratical President to rule the free world from the high seas

I think Emma wants my cock.

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Why do already overweight people do this stuff?

Also, average pret customer is some prissy middle-class girl

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Was it shite, pret is a shithole

This is the phenotype to RP so hard they become unintelligible to every other accent

Nero much like Costa and Starbucks...i.e. fucking dire

The food there? LMAOOOOO. Pret is much better in comparison.

Pret would shut its doors within a week if they opened in Sun'lund

Nah I liked it. I was at the train station after a gig and I was hungry and they were still open. I was the only customer then all of a sudden a entire crowd of gimps started flooding in as soon as I sat down to eat

geeeeeeez nigga please

might open a Café Caligula

none of them have particularly good food but pret just seems to have more fresh stuff
i was mostly talking about the coffee which is pretty interchangeable to me and to most people

Was Red Dwarf funny?

tell me about the BLACK
why does it commit crime

>city: Les Lilas
>not paris
lol not even close :-)

if there's one person on planet earth that she would never fuck, it's an obsessive twat like you

*pokes ur eyes out*

did they have to unzip their masks to eat?

As funny as Monty Python.

how to make a wikihow on blockchain

Oi m8 put another tin of castlemaine XXXX on the barbie will ya'

Need a belt sander taken to the underside of my jebend.

Based and Norfpilled

Didn't Super Hans start loving Pret towards the end of Peep Show?
Those last couple seasons were pretty dire 2bh

yes

Got a bottle of Ardbeg lads. Gonna get white girl wasted

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The Ps3s just made a funny noise

they've got, presumably, PMQs on the telly in reception and all I can hear from my desk is RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

starbucks and costa just prove how devoid of culture half our populace is
they’d never do well in italy, spain and so on that actually have a decent coffee culture

More of an Irish whiskey man myself

didn't ask

can't start my car, but i don't have a fucking clue about what to do
all the lights work, radio comes on etc. but it just shakes when i turn the ignition
what does this mean?

Just applied for a degree in coffee culture

took a fat wazz in some twat's petrol tank earlier

*laughs as i wrestle you to the ground and gouge out your eyes*

maybe you're out of gas you silly

ask

You need new spark plugs

I want Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

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i've got more than half a tank you BENDER

It's having a little jiggle

fiancée's getting fitted for contact lenses lads
not for me though, can't be doing with touching eyes and that

>If the spark plugs are bad and not firing the spark as they should the fuel/oxygen mix can be very hard to get to ignite. So the answer to your question is yes bad spark plugs can make a car not start.

don't involve me in your weird homosex fantasies

>Be nonce
>Get caught out by Nonce Hunters.
>They turn up at your door and you go outside to speak with them
>Start to realise you've been stung
>Make a dash back for the door, your dad lets you in
>Nonce Hunters shout "Paeeedoooo!" outside your house for ten minutes hurling accusations
>They film into your property and catch you trying to delete the chatlogs and crying.
>But it's too late. They've already brought them.


Which one of you was this?

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You get used to touching your eyes but glasses are much simpler

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IRA tried to put a bomb in there but it wont detonate

not to worry, just make sure the ignition wire is connected to the bomb

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>>Nonce Hunters shout "Paeeedoooo!" outside your house for ten minutes hurling accusations
these cunts need locking up to be honest

Is she fucking thick? Just go to visiondirect and put them in your eyes yourself. Fucks sake I fucking hate women

link it then you twit

when we're taught medieval and Renaissance history we're told that Catholics were backwards, cruel, fundamentalist zealots who believed in superstition and nonsense

when we're taught early modern and modern history we're taught that Protestants were cruel and evil xenophobic classist imperialists for subjugating, oppressing and persecuting poor working class/peasant Catholics

always found this duality in the treatment of catholics strange

>wolf pack hunters
screaming

YOUR MUM'S A FUCKING SLAGGGGG

But how do nonce hunters know to turn up at your house.
you sound pretty suspicious to me

deploying decoys to your location.

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Well worth it though. I’ve been wearing lenses for 7 years now

*dials up the nonce hunters*
yeh, he's here under post number 100813412
get'em lads

scottish accent is so grim

well have they ever gotten a mistaken identity?

who cares? Party on

Get better teachers.

context is important

i think its hilarious

'Orrible nonce

it's okay to be nonce

hahahahaah speccy four eyed twat, you're so insecure you have to hide it with contact lenses haha wanker