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until you get to Brighton and the HIV kicks in

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Until you reach Cornwall where the locals have only recently evolved from sea life

Not a fan of the girl but neat dress

whats so funny punk

Why would his lights still turn on if his battery was fucked you stupid little spacker?

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pakis in

My maths teacher in uni

dave

Your mum's fanny haha

I work 40 hours a week

Everytime I had a flat battery the lights still worked.

this pajeet cunt needs to stop posting

So where's the snow

where? i need a job

go on sneeze already

dont think standing on the street corner and begging people to buy your plastic bead necklaces counts as working

t. devon

Stealing copper from hospitals

SAY IT

haha.. alri

Watching Blue is the Warmest Colour with my ma

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say whaaaat

*scurries across the walls*

If you don't wear trackies or joggers for everything but nights out then you are a ponce that needs laying out

thinking of some absolutely egregious gimmicks

coor clouds are mental

QUICK, GET IT
*tries to splat it with a fly swatter*

wear shorts indoors at all times

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#Breaking Venezuela’s chief prosecutor has sought to ban opposition leader Juan Guaido from leaving the country as part of a criminal probe

Council estate lad, mostly wear jeans, mostly wear jogger bottoms. Its been ingrained in me to wear jeans. I'd say you're actually a middle class ponce if you refuse to be well dressed because it looks cool

hjkhkj

*Tucks me trackie bottoms into me socks*

phwoar shes fit

Do this at the gym allllll the time

*surreptitiously googles egregious*

the wog attire

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The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a lad who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

Right that's it I'm switching the internet off

me? Downloading fallout new california

wearing the finest pair of primardi joggers on right now

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screaming

How on earth could you tell

French catfish gf who isn't a catfish still hasn't replied. Starting to genuinely worry now.

I think she's finally Ghosting me now. I sent my "I love you" message 8 hours ago and she hasn't responded. Usually we confess our love to each other every few hours. But not today.

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another day off toil WASTED

poofter

Based modi, in tune with gen z

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another day pumping up me arms

That is a woman’s breast.

Wearing 200 quid joggers right now

this better be bait

wearing a £245 gucci belt atm

>wearing joggers so you can easily pull them down to be bummed and ravaged

don't understand this behaviour desu

watching friends

wearing a $560 tracksuit at the moment

not fussed

why would you spend 200 quid on tracksuit bottoms

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this lad gets it

Cheetham hill

wearing a silver and blue shellsuit right now then now then

wearing a skirt

JohnWickFTW on the ropes

wearing a hoody made of solid gold at this moment in time

T. Middle class nonce
Bet you like Shakespeare too
U must look like a right weirdo walking around in the winter with shorts on

Don't get cheeky.

Wish I didn't fall for the "do what you enjoy" boomer advice

I left Uni 5 years ago with a useless degree and a shit, dead end job with absolutely no useful skills to ever have a future. Fuck. I used to be pretty intelligent, too.

I WANT TO START AGAIN
PLEASE GOD

Wearing a PVC skirt teehee x

having a go

wearing a €650 jacket ngl

There's always selling your arse to old men

i have central heating lol

wearing an ass tight leather suit

making a post that is slightly different to a previous post because it's funny haha

based celt

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Most expensive item of clothing I own is a £600 Hugo Boss suit.
Second most expensive is a £350 jacket from Scotch & Soda
Third most expensive is a £300 Ted Baker trench coat

I did the opposite. I went with the “do what makes money and will get you a job”. Now I have some useless degree with nobody hiring

imagine being in such poverty that you can't wear shorts in your house at any given time during the year
g r i m

based wilson

>I WANT TO START AGAIN
>PLEASE GOD
Same haha

blog on

Got called a thick ginger turd by piers morgan

Mummy buys me all my clothes

If it weren't for her I'd be wearing rags I find on the streets

If you spent a year or 2 with me I could show you the ropes but why would I do that.

anyone know how to get auto scroll to work

couldn't think of one eh

slow twat

One time I was wearing some loose fitting trousers outside then my bollocks clapped against my leg really loudly when I walked past a group of girls

Wearing a £105 Cocaine & Caviar cap right now, fuck u virgin freaks