I don't beat my wife and kids every day

>i don't beat my wife and kids every day

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>honey, we can't just have sex in front of the kids

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>no stop don't carpet bomb that village

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who are you quoting

>I care Enough about my kids to beat them

Soy,real chad dads just let them roam free like chickens and don't give a shit.

>ethnic cleansings are bad

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>of course i'd marry a single mother, tyrone needs a father figure to show him how to be a man

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My wife

>I beat my kids because I care about them, not because I need to vent my frustration

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>do I have kids? Well, I dumped my bitch after she said she was pregnant so I think I might have one or two

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