>a whole month already passed in 2019
A whole month already passed in 2019
I miss being a neet. Fuck uni
pretty sure industrial alcohol like that is denatured meaning you can't drink it
And Ahmad narrated (10560) that Abu Hurayrah said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The Hour will not begin until time passes quickly, so a year will be like a month, and a month will be like a week, and a week will be like a day, and a day will be like an hour, and an hour will be like the burning of a braid of palm leaves.”
>already been a year since the Winter Olympics
Why is time moving so fast?
This one is clearly industrial grade but if you get food grade or pharmacopeia grade you can totally drink it. You shouldn't, but you could.
I want time to go faster
I knew a homeless guy who drank alcohol from gas stations and he still lasted a year after he started drinking it.
I saw a hobo who looked JUST like this last weekend, shame I didn't have my phone on me to take a pic.
This. Feels like just a couple of months ago I was still fapping to qt Olympic figure skaters.
this year i already fucked a girl
Last yesr took me almost 8 months to do so
Maybe it's /ouryear/?
denatured alcohol has methanol added to it which is broken down into methanoic acid which is highly poisonous. this is also why distilling your own alcohol is dangerous and usually illegal as inexperienced brainlets concentrate the small amount of methanol present in ordinary drinks. alcohol in the picture is absolute anhydrous; it basically pure ethanol used for lab experiments and is technically safe to drink
u a pussy nigga
I thought this meme was only present here? Are winter sports big in Iceland or is it just another case of ?
and you're still a turkroach
Yeah I just can't even believe it. I can't believe how fast time is passing. I'm 23 and have basically been doing the exact same shit since 16
Fuck man same
I still spend my time with retarded forums like this one and video games,I don't feel like an adult at all
my hair non ironically look like that right now. 0 beard tho
>tfw turning 30 soon
unironically want to swing from a tree
do you feel like a grown up? i look at mirror and i see this adult man while inside i still feel like a teenager.
I simultaneously feel ancient and childish. It's a real bummer when something starts to hurt one day and then doesn't ever stop afterwards.
How the fuck did it come to this brahs, why are we manchildren
same here, I'm 29.
Steel feel and behave mostly like a teenager kek - obviously unemployed. I even look the same, the only thing that's diferente is that I've developed PTSD and feel more pain in my joints and hangovers are worse than when I was a teen.
>Steel
fucking auto correct
>looked like you were 12 when you were 22
>become a severe alcoholic
>now look 29 at 29
>people always comment how much older you look now
lel
same here, though I'm not alcoholic anymore and I even stopped smoking. I do look much older than I used to when I was 22-26 though...
oh well.
>hairline receding
meh that's not a problem I have at least.
Grandfather/mother were 85 or so before dying and still had head full of hair.
time goes faster when you get older
and it goes EXTREMELY fast if all you do is play games and browse internet
true.
>no job
>no money
>in school for a useless degree
>just spend my free time shitposting
>don't even comprehend the time passing
>I just come to awareness when in bed at night, wake up the next morning, then am suddenly in bed again ready to sleep
have any of you just tried to be yourselves?
>>in school for a useless degree
then quit it.
also, what degree?
True, I've wasted 3 years being a neet, feels like it was yesterday I became a neet. 8 years if you count going to school for the wrong thing and fucking around barely doing any work.
Thank fucking god
Cant wait for summer to be back where i can sit with my window open on a warm summer night eating bbq and having a cold beer while shitposting here
it gets warm in Sweden?
I'm only 21 years old but I already feel like a hopeless pensioner waiting to die.
In the summer yes, the inland gets upward of 25-30
The coasts are usually milder and a lot of rain
>he didn't enjoy the Olympics with /sp/
I'm sorry user.
at least you live in a comfy place
English
I wanna teach overseas and then eventually work for the government
I wish someone would kill me or that I die in an accident or in my sleep since suicide is haram
insha'Allah the judgement day is soon upon us
I thought I was gonna be one of those guys that was gonna look like a kid in my 20s since I'm short and I have a babyface
Then I started balding
I'm nothing, I'm fucking nothing, I will never be anything, I'll never get a job.
Should have got on fin
I am already on it but by the time I got on it I was already NW 2.5
I got on it a month to two after I noticed unusually high shedding. Did it mess with your dick too?
so it's not useless.
No, I haven't noticed any side effects, I got lucky with that, I first started noticing that I was losing less hair about 8 months in.
there are some sweet teaching gigs @ uni level if you for a Masters in Education or Literature/TESOL
I mean it will be when I end up doing neither and just become a neet
I've thought about getting my masters eventually
You mean teaching at a foreign uni right?
>You mean teaching at a foreign uni right?
yeah, specially places like Korea/Japan/Taiwan
I wish I were a native speaker so I could go for it but I can't.
You should look into it my dude, that's a job where age is pretty much irrelevant so long as you get a few years of actual teaching experience (which should be really easy given that you're American). Pays well, not a hard job.
Yeah I was thinking about trying those countries specifically
I just wonder if I should go after getting my bachelors for a few years, save up, come back and do my masters. Although I've heard of being able to do your masters online now so I might be able to do both at once
be aware that teaching there can be quite shitty when you're not teaching @ the Uni level.
The English conversation schools you usually get sent to are horrible and WILL take advantage of you. Even if you try JET (Japan's government program) there's no guarantee that you'll be sent to a decent place (in fact you should expect to be sent to bumfuck nowhere). So either deal with it for a few years and save some Money for your Masters or try getting a job at home. Alternatively, if you're White looking, you can get "White monkey" Jobs in China and teach English privately, but then you have to deal with living in China for a few years.
I can't speak for Korea but while it pays better than Japan in some cases, it can be just as shitty (again, if not teaching @ Unis). Ultimately, it boils down to how desperate you are and how much shit you're willing to put up with. Me, I'd go in a heartbeat because I'm from fucking Brazil and unemployed/unemployable.
Your PoV is probably different given that you're from the US. I don't know how "well" an online degree is seen. Make sure it's accredited and reliable if you go for it. Have fun broski, many people complain about the English Teaching life but they're morons, if you know what it involves it can be quite fun.
I think I'm done going to therapy but I'm too autistic to tell her that I wanna stop
nah youre just a coward, like 90% of shitbirds in this thread