How does it feel knowing that you will never live in Paris, capital of the European Union?

you wish you were french, you're human garbage, disposable trash

Je vais serrer ta meuf, babtou.

thinking of applying to grad school in france when i finish my CS degree. how hard is getting into a top école?

very hard, but you probably have many contacts and supports among your own people here in France who will help you

not really, all i got going for me is a very good GPA at a top uni in israel. no chance then? i heard the polytechnique has a very good masters in CS

I guess if Australia is upside down, it makes sense france is sideways

Relieved.

Are you even allowed to attend a foreign military school by your local laws?

Greek cities look Iraqi lmao

>How does it feel knowing that you will never live in Paris, capital of the European Union?

Feels bad man

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Dodged a bullet (or knife) there

>Looks just like the average run-down Greek city

Confirmed for never having visited Paris. You ignorant slut.

My gf is from there and she says Paris is a dirty shithole tourist trap and that some parts of the city feel like a different country entirely.

Is that true?

you don't have a girlfriend

Yes, it's like London

Your "girl"friend is a dumb cunt.

yeah sounds like she’s too poor to live in a nice central arrondissement and is butt hurt about growing up in a banlieue

not living in an expensive shithole filled by gypsies, nigger and nafris? feels pretty good but if i really wanted to Milano is closer

I do, pic related is me and my Parisian gf

Why would she say these things about Paris if they aren't true?

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Yes, it's like every Western capital

I really want to see one day. I like France.

Fuck the EU!

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I hope a no deal Brexit separates you two forever so you will live in crushing loneliness and kys.

I agreed with you. It's like London.

south france is best france

was alot smaller than i thought it was going to be

>was alot smaller than i thought it was going to be

This is what every whore you ever paid to pity fuck you said about your dick.

no laws against it to the best of my knowledge, besides it'd be as an international student and i doubt they actually enlist you in that case

>no laws against it to the best of my knowledge

Nice pilpul.

why does paris smell like piss?

to think that people (snobs, shittiest kind of people) used to lick french boots 60-70 years ago kek

If I wanted a multicultural hellhole I would go to rotterdam.

Makes me feel good

If you have a good profile and come from a top university in Israel I think you'll have a chance. They have a quota of foreign student to reach. The motivation letter is very important though.

escuchame hijo de tu puta madre eres escoria y basura bien desearias vivir en un pais blanco pedazo inservible de cojudo

based

paris is one of the worst place to live in france

In the morning I would smoke a cigarette, and have a cup of coffee on my balcony.
On Saturday I would stroll in park, and quietly read some pretentious book in a cafe after lunch.

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what is Erasmus, and why is it named after that rational pro Dutchman?

European study abroad. A lot of people do it in college, for a semester or two.

Great

A six month long drunk orgy between international students abroad paid for by the European Union.

Because hobos and drunkards pee on the streets

Because it's a party-town, and when people are partying, they drink, after drinking they want/need to piss, and they don't find any toilets