55 MILLION people live on this tiny piece of land

Hm?

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I heard they sleep in tiny closets standing up

That's only Harry Potter.

How's that any different to Germany, France or Italy?

France is way bigger and less populated

these retards even had a bigger population than France during most of last century

japan has 126 mio. just sayin

well you're overcrowded as hell for euro standards
UK 270 people per km
germany 232
italy 201
France 113

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS LITERALLY NOT STANDING ON TOP OF EACHOTHER???!!!

not to mention the only reason germany is that high is because it lost a lot of land after ww2, but still had the same population

How did such a tiny island rise to become the protagonists of the story we call "life"? I'm simply in awe and at a lost for words

barely anyone where i live lol

I think it's a comfy density

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Based

I'm here to kick en*Lish ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

>protagonist
We call it "antagonist"

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it's next to Germany and France
it's untouchable
it focused almost solely on colonialism
honestly, had they not founded new england and the treaty of utrecht 1713 and paris 1763 not happened, i don't think britain would have become this important

In an ideal world we would only have about 20 million people.

Imagine being french, just honestly imagine.
You wake up and your first thought is the ANGLO BVLL. You eat breakfast thinking about the ANGLO BVLL. You scroll up and down wanting to find any sort of thread about the ANGLO BVLL. When you find one, you SEETHE, SEETHE and SEETHE.
Meanwhile, the ANGLO BVLL pays no notice and doesn't pay a single thought other than a rare pity.
haha imagine

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*saves the whole world on numerous occasions*

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I once tried to imagine what it's like to not be of Anglo-Saxon stock, I curled up into a ball and concentrated and I could not get it through my head. Imagine being so irrelevant, so worthless, to know that everything you and your country has ever accomplished can be traced back to a small island. After this brief experience I almost broke out into a cold sweat and started shivering, but luckily my natural stiff upper lip prevailed.

What did he have planned for the world?

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I heard a rumour that he wanted Ngubo to play for Souf FC.

55 million people on that island and they all truly believe that they aren't inbred at least to some point, hilarious

You can avoid inbreeding with less than 200 people, stop trying to encourage ethnicities to interbreed

hmmmm no still not enough, we should pave over all the greenbelts to house brown people who hate us

'pilled

the protagonist of the world is the Jews desu

we should exterminate a few of them so that the others have more room to live more comfortable lives
it's for pure humanitary reasons ofc and not because I absolutely hate Anglo scum

saving you from the germans was a mistake

He can't help it, he's Canadian.

Where's that?

germans are my ethnic brothers
you didn't save me, you kept me hostage and prevented me from returning to my home

>germans are my ethnic brothers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_Belgium
wow, such brotherhood

A good villain is the hero of their own story.

cringed hard at your obsession

Kek

>race traitors and marxist walloons actively sabotage the german army
>german army takes measures against these partisans
not a problem at all
can hardly be called a rape, huge overstatement (no actual raping even took place just some ideologically deluded walloon scum that got executed by fire squads which is a good thing)
only thing we can blame the germans for is that the library in Leuven got burned a bit but besides that they didn't harm us in any way

>no actual raping even took place
delusional, fucking state of you lad

>protagonist

literally no accounts of rape, only in English propaganda material for the British public
and besides 6000 civilians died during 4 years of occupation and war? that's literally nothing

allied propaganda

>an entire country has Stockholm syndrome for Germany
Absolute state.

>germany reported the rape of Belgium in their own newspapers, portraying it as something to be proud of
>but it's just allied propaganda!!!!1

>real mountains tall enough to becovered in snow while the lower land isn't
Such thing doesn't exist in England. It's fake.

These are snow-covered hills.

>England
>130.395 km2
>55 million people

>Uruguay
>176.215 km2
>3.5 million people

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wait shit you're that small? and you're that good at football?!

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yes

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Still fake

>tfw not born a Uruguayan ubermensch

cringe

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not fake, this is lancaster

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but the more people the less inbreeding

>97.8% white
Needs more diversity

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you're disgusting, kys untermensch

Reading up how crowded yurop is gives me claustrophobia. Canada is the second largest country in the world and we have a smaller population than California. Is there even any pristine wilderness left there?

France, Scandinavia

t. Waal

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>be british
>have advanced western technology
>take over a bunch of poo in loos in india who cant fight back
>take over a bunch of abos in australia who cant fight back
>take over a bunch of zulu spearchuckers in africa who cant fight back
>take over a bunch of amerindians who die from just standing near you
>literally only take over uncivilized lands where the natives have no chance against you
>never EVER actually gained a european territory ever (Ireland doesn't count)
>call yourself the greatest empire of all time
Its like a fully grown man playing little league and bragging about it

Dude, your people live underwater.

the victory of empire wasn't beating the savages off the world, but beating our contemporaries in Europe that allowed allowed us to get big chunks of the world almost uncontested

ahh the british empire outmaneuvered every european power including the spanish who had a head start, and giant powers like china
they didn't "have advanced western technology" they created it themselves
why you mongs always trying to rewrite history?

141 million just on Java alone
Send help

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From the 16th to the late 17th centuries, Spain was probably the most powerful empire in the world. It owned almost all of the Americas and parts of Europe like Naples and the Low Countries.
Spain was cucked in several ways, but most importantly economically by other nations in Europe.

Genuinely how the fuck do you do it?