Culture Pals - /cp/

Cool fuck edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/29/christiano-ramos-poland-chilean-pianist-beaten-arab-concert
discord.gg/UbmQYf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

ẞüä

Does this happen to anyone else? She blocked me immediately after.....

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It's a guy

I have g news!
He's back. ;^)
/gustavo.1993

I fuckin' wanna see the /FamousJapanese boyfriend!

>She hasn't responded
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE ALWAYS RESPONDS BY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I deleted her and didn't save the pictures! He's German

try to describe: appearance, what he does (she speculates that "he's rich"... well, compared to some anonymous russian - may be)

Just send her a message then you stupid autist

/Orikalk
hm... wasn't thtat c. a nazi back in days?
I remember lo-o-o-ong time ago I've been talking with somebody very similar to her (by appearance), full of Jünger, traditionalism and shit

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If you guess who I am on interpals I give you a kiss

Randy

>She will do anything I want for my forgivness.

What other tasks should I make her do?

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you better not post that video when I'm out

Why are women so fucking dumb, jesus christ

I have no palavras
Faggot

I don't know what the other 4 tasks should be. I am so unimaginative person.

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>say yes master
>yes master
Top Kek

no balls. You won’t tell her to wipe her wet pussy with baguette and eat it

Deepthroating something
something with her tits
finger her pussy
video of her saying some shit

Pika

afonso treppa or how that fag from Jow Forums is called...

I meant interpal username

oh god

Kinda based, slightly redpilled

Anyone know what happened to Samara_550 the cute chicana? Used to post in these threads daily but a few days ago she deleted her account out of nowhere.

What happened to Samara_550? She was best girl.

What happened to Soren_21

Might not have been Samara but the ending was _550. I know the first word started with an S, Sama, Samma, Samara, Samarra, idk. Do miss the lass though.

She was here two days ago sucking my dick

That's really(unironically) not cool.

based gook

Well,I am portuguese,being cool is not part of me

Don't care, as much of a shitposting board as this is that's crossing the line.

What's the INFP-T personality and why does every single girl claim to be it?

WHERE'S RANDY!?

Lol?

Think there is a male version of that p type as well (infj or something?)

With male version i mean the one guys like to claim. It‘s the evil mastermind personality type. I don‘t bother with myers-brigg‘s theory though.

RANDY COME BACK

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This

>cute
>girl
user...

im so hard right now

Are you a faggot?Why do you care

She actually did it, what a thot

Wouldn't be saying that if you had met Samara

/PikachuOnAcid
/Randymarsh
>Tfw no 1st world gf yet
Tell her to say that /cp/ is the best general on Jow Forums and share the video
Oh fuck I'm INFP-T and I'm male.

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Randy is dead :(

miss samara_550

Stop talking about her you autistic freak

Hi Samara

Ting* Ting*Ting* No but
FUCK WOMEN, FUCK RANDY AND FUCK COMMUNISTS

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Why did you delete your interpals account bb?

Have you messaged North American qts yet?

To get better, I'm in hard times. I'm also trying to give up Jow Forums, I'm reducing my time to it. I'll come back in 5 years. Anyway for the love of God if I do come back in 5 years you better get a gf and name your child after me.

>I'm in hard times
What's going on bb?
>I'll come back in 5 years
Will miss you(unironically)

Hey guys,Randy here

FUCK SONIC THE HEDGENIGGER XD

>Randingo being racist
Whoa... absolutely based

This chicana bitch was made for my cock

>tfw no fin/polish gf

>tfw qt dropped me
Yeah I knew it was too good to be true

Message them, Polish girls like latino men

Cunt?

Albania

Personal
Fuck off

theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/29/christiano-ramos-poland-chilean-pianist-beaten-arab-concert
Lmao

Do you have a snap or something I can use to keep in contact with you? You're my(unironic) interpals crush tbqfh.

>tfw double texted
S-surely she just doesn't realize her previous message didn't send right? RIGHT?
Our talks were going so well, exchanging pics, talking all day
PLEASE GOD

Oh god
delete your account

Do you ever have people IRL try to be friends with you. But you don’t want to have any friends?

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Why wouldn't you want friends irl?

You can grow up.She only like Randy

being alone is nice

Sorry Randy but Samara is my qt crush, go back to Morocco.

It is but it gets really boring after a while. I'd like to have at least 1 or 2 friends irl to be a madlad with.

She doesn't like you

Prove it Abdul

all japs are psycho's

Kagebunshin no jutsu

Katon-gokakyuno jutsu

AMATERASU

Got you

I don't speak Indo-Chinese so that means nothing to me.

ok

Ingredients
The ingredients in a Big Mac are two all-beef patties, one slice of American cheese, Big Mac sauce, lettuce, pickles, onions and a three-part sesame seed bun.

Calories
One Big Mac contains 540 calories. Carbohydrates provide 164 calories, fat accounts for 260 calories and 104 calories come from protein. The calories in a Big Mac are 28 percent of your recommended daily value, or DV, based on a 2,000 calorie a day diet.

Fat
A Big Mac is very high in fat, containing 29 g of total fat. This includes 10 g of saturated fat and 7.6 g of unsaturated fat. The fat in a Big Mac accounts for 45 percent of your DV for total fats and 50 percent of DV for saturated fats, based on a 2,000 calorie a day diet. According to the American Heart Association, trans fats raise your bad cholesterol levels and lower your good cholesterol levels. It is recommended you limit your trans fats to less than 2 g per day. One Big Mac contains 1.5 g of trans fat, leaving little room for you to eat other foods containing trans fats for the day.

I want a Big Mac

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sorry I took long, was cleaning. I do not have social medias
>crush
... why
besides I'll come back in 5 years.

>... why
Because you're a qt3.14159265
>besides I'll come back in 5 years.
Probably won't be around by then, at least not on here

Do you have any other way I can keep contact with you?

yes,add me on telegram

Why are Portuguese posters so autistic?

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I would be friends with you but you wouldn't after I tell you the truth :l
Also, I don't have social media.
But it was nice meeting you.

>but you wouldn't after I tell you the truth
What, that you're a guy?

I'll punch you in the face nig

a tranny
I was the first one here to meet Samara,she/he was pretty nice to me but I know from the first day that she was a guy,he hides half his face and writes in a pretty guy manner and this is easy to notice

Samara it's okay,if you need a portuguese guy to lend you a shoulder from time to time tell me

No lol

I'm ok with this

Are you a tranny then as the autistic Portuguese nigger said? If not, what is it?

I am not. I'll go create a discord and tell you there. After that, you'll see

Im bored
Message me
/Rita3

Alright. My discord is hroudeperht#2948

I don't know if this is how you properly give your user for discord, hardly use it. If this doesn't work join this server:
discord.gg/UbmQYf

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