Dutchfag here (Ignore the flag, I live very close to the border)

Dutchfag here (Ignore the flag, I live very close to the border)
Do I sound like a natural brit? This has been my english-speaking voice for years but I always kinda felt it sounded forced and like someone desperately tried to sound like a brit, mainly because it kinda is as I began speaking like this when I was 13 and obsessed with English-culture.
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You don't sound british at all sorry to say. Your voice sounds Germanic, kinda what I would imagine a very mild Swedish accent must sound like. That's probably what dutch accent sounds like(Swedish and Dutch are both pure Germanic Languages) so yeah. You sound non-british.

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Your accent sounds more Germanic than English, but your pronunciation is really good.

No one cares if your accent isn't 100% perfect

I would beat the shit out of you if you talked like that to a Dutchie in front of me
t. not OP

How did a North Eastern American(New York, Boston etc.) find himself in goddamn Lithuania of all places? Or are you a proxy fag

based

you sound drunk as fuck.

t. 300 pound neet
Have a Snickers bar Hans, you're not you when you're hungry

based again

say something in Lithuanian, proxyuser

This

L A R P I S O V E R
A
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I
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Rude

Your going into homosexuality by trumping man

Really rude. Also makes you appreciate how vile our shitposting would sound IRL.

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lol he's an anglo rapebaby

case closed

holy based

Absolutely based

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>accent
>do
>want answer
>pretending

nope. the "sound normal" part sounds alright. but in conversation no, i could ease see you're a filthy jf

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based and rudepilled

roast me next! My flag makes it too easy but it needs to be you.

Me next pls.

May I penetrate your boipucci? Please you sound so manly. I promise I'll be gentle.

OP here, I was taking a shower.
Anyways I feel one 6 second recording is not enough to properly know whether it sounds natural or not
I do have some different takes, maybe these sound better.
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Can't do more as my microphone broke after I accidentally sat on it.
You're a faggot my dude, I bet you jack off to furfag porn like the shitskin you are. You are probably sitting on a dragon dildo as we speak.

>vocaroo.com/i/s18C8iDzhd5g
o shit wrong vocaroo
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I could still tell you were Lithuanian from a mile away lmao, you probably could pass for an American in Europe though

Well hey, you sound more British than me. That's something right?

you sound like a tired, moped out brit to me
like your gf just dumped you or something

Your accent is very good but definitely not native.
Your speech sounds a bit "soft", ie Rs are not strong enough.

He sounds american, mate. And this is coming from a brit

nah sorry mate. that second is worse than the first and the third isn't much better. the way you say words like faggot and foreign are just all wrong.

you just sound like a dutchman or belgium or something.

just stop.

wow audio shitposting is an entirely different level. what an asshole.

you head looks in being gay hahahahaha

hahaha gay in legs

He is right though. You have a weird accent

>the way you say words like faggot and foreign are just all wrong.
Wait, how the fuck am I supposed to pronouce faggot then? I have literally never heard a brit not pronounce "faggot" as "fah-god"

You sound like an American trying to to a northern accent. You could *maybe* pass as an ANGLO BVLL in America or Canada.

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you aren't around as many yanks as me so I can tell the difference better

no he doesn't. he sounds like someone who may have been exposed to an american accent but he is clearly not a native speaker.

No he couldn't, no one would believe he was a native English speaker.

It's not even hard to do a convincing american accent

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Fuck off you dirty scruffy pikey

I'll shag your mum you snaggletooth fuck. I'll shit on the queens head while singing up the ra

your accent is part of who you are. just embrace it or grow the balls to talk to people and practice that way

You're saying "4rin" and not "fohren" and "fahgod" instead of "fagut" with a soft t. Also you don't speak fast or confidently enough.

the liduanien is assimilation integrast in here moment

You are not the op, right?

No, very obviously not. The fact that you are even asking this is an embarrasment to you and the people of your country

nah dude that guy is dutch, I'm from Austria

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see just give less of a fuck

meant for

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You're easy to understand, doesnt matter if you have a strong accent.

learn international phonetic alphabet then find uk pronunciation for the words you want to use, if you want to sound like a proper native

Kek

Holy fuck you are such a cuck, just like your country, пидop

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from here though so mine wins out.

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Absolutely based.

>Wessex
Explains why you claim to be an expert on faggotory

To the OP, For what it's worth, I can vouch that this a 100% crystal clear British accent.

Your voice sounds Germanic(Scandinavian, Dutch etc.) but I don't know which germanic country. All I know is it doesn't sound British.

sound like some midland monkey.

I'm from Yorkshire

close enough. not real north, not real south

>not real north
You retarded?

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:)

yank poof

now THIS is based!

Do the Navy SEALS copypasta

BASED AS FUCK

Sound like a nasally bong
B&r
Seething

>Yorkshire isn't the north

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Why did you change your voice?

>nonce
Imagine being so eternally cuck by the ANGLO BVLL so much that you adopt the ANGLO BVLL's slang

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You don't sound native at all if that is what you meant.

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Holy shit Brazilian Tranny or 12 year old confirmed

Now he is voice shit posting in a different thread as a different flag:

using voice to shitpost is so rude it feels really awful and scary

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This guy is on so many different levels of based

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I'm so sorry everyone, this is what happens when New Jersey gets out of the country.

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>calling pepe apu