Watching the Battle of Vienna from the Kahlenberg

hahahahahahahaha
you aight slav boy

This is fucking hilarious, but I can't believe that you're Lithuanian, your accent sounds too fucking American

10/10

BASED

howling

>Lithuanians
>slav

are you unironically a nigger in Lithuania?

ayy

Cмeшныe кpылышки

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If that's really you, your English sounds incredibly American. No one would be able to tell that you're a foreigner

>Arrive 1 month late
>Austria already killed off most of the sieging force in previous battles
>Ottomans rations already depleted due to reinforcment issues from the pillaged balkans (very smart move Mr General Mustafa, pillage, then demand reinforcment *taps head*)
>Large amounts of desertion due to falling morale on the ottoman side, after repeated failure to breach city walls due to being outsmarted by the viennese vicegerent
>Poles still claim it was their queer freakshow that won the siege

AYY LMAU

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niggers don't sound like that

all of the things you said are either wrong or balant lies
imagine being so butthurt that you do history revisionsm
they do to us

he's just imitating how they talk well

This is tremendous 10/10

>all of the things you said are either wrong or balant lies
Very solid argument, Lukasz; "You're lieing!"

>Arrive 1 month late
>Deal made on March 31st 1683
>Ottomans arrival at border: 4th of July 1683
>Ottomans lay waste in the areas sourrounding vienna and force the Austrians to bunker down in the city
>July 18th Ottomans begin siege on Vienna
>First battle where Poles actually participated; 11th of September 1683
>Days without a single polish presence: 38

based

>do nothing but hide
>poles come in and sweep the ottomans
>"you dindu nuffin! we wuz alone!"
we should've teamed up with ottmans and split the Europe in half instead of defending future history revisionists

Based

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cringe

>Ottomans at the gates keep battering the city
>Austraians begging Poles to come
>few houndred years later some austrian nationalist tries to change the history becasue he doesn't like the reality
go play with germans in their gross germania bunker

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based

were there some traces of bill burr in there?

Moving the goalposts, buddy. First you tried claiming they came on time by saying i was lying, now you try to claim that Austrians BEGGED Poles to come, when in fact Sobieski was desperate for a deal with rich Austria because of debts from the war with Sweden en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Northern_War

Even despite getting a kick ass deal from the austrians, low-energy sobiesky could not be arsed to arrive ont time, to prevent easily preventable causulties in the area sourrounding Vienna.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0ncGT6sK6Wh
stop

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Nice quads.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Based American on vacation

why did you travel to lithuanian, american man?

this is epic

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10/10 epicness

Why do Lithuanians sound like New Yorkers?

*pooped*

nothing personel kid

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lmao

Based af

woah a real black person

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>a mudslime lithuanian nigger on PCP

now thats a twist

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mudslime janitor deleted so i repost :)

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