Why do Americans come up with so many inventions to dehumanise wagies? Not that there's anything wrong with that

It turns out we really dont have a right to privacy, especially in a vehicle or machine that we dont personally own. The vehicle monitoring system sends out alarms if you speed, sit idle for to long, harsh acceleration, braking...etc

in 2008 we ware working for a firm as internet guys. They ask us to plan and set up video monitoring of construction objects from head office. I still remember their boss said "I WANT TO SEE HOW WELL DO MY GNOMES WORK"

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Monitoring the vehicle, sure.
Monitoring your face though?
I'm sure the execs love the systems potential for automated micromanaging.
>you look too tired. look less tired or youre fired
>why were you unhappy for 65% of your trip Mr. user? Do you hate your job? Do you want to be replaced?
>*phone rings* "user, stop singing! It reduces efficiency by 5%!"

>"Yes your honor, you can see he was distracted before the accident"

Sounds like a nightmare.

He needs a barcode on his forehead

Yep, monitor your driving habits, use only hands free device for phone, no sitting 8n the truck. And if you get in an accident, they pull tape, run your GPS report and immediate drug and alcohol screen

I won't work for a company with that bullshit.

I'm looking forwards to this. Every man is locked into a small metallic container, laying in a pool of goo with different kinds of apparatus attached to occupy most of the senses, meanwhile a gigantic super-AI is taking care of everything, breeding more people in artificial wombs using in vitro fertilization and flushing the goo-cubes every now and then once any singns of life have seized from inside.

I'm ready.

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Americans are always ahead of the curve

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Isn't that basically the plot of Matrix?

If I pulled that off will you die?

Why does he wear the mask?

It would be extremely painful

ur a beeg gai :DDDDDDD

Based and redpilled

4U
uwu

Code it properly this time

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now THIS is redpilled

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I wonder how taxing it would be on the human heart to circulate blood through massive breasts like that.

if the virtual reality is too perfect and enjoyable, the subjects reject it. sorry but not sorry, you guys are going to just have to suffer
t. mr andersons

Same but I'd want the matrix to be a perfect happy anime world where I can be a qt shota with a shota bf my whole life

When?

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>when
It's already been prototyped

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Wow.... look at the parallels with gitmo.... really gets the noggin joggin

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>tfw just applied for a job

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working a retail job will kill you

its a sandwich shop
is that considered retail?

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That's just a symptom of our ever-increasing isolationism. It started with automobile-based infrastructure, continued with suburbanization and is culminating in a socially-crippled society. OP's pic is typical middle- and upper-middle class America: people who care so much about being considering and maintaining their image that they'll buy a retarded mask to ensure nobody is exposed to their noise pollution in public.

yes you dumbass

whats your favorite sandwich?

worse
>can you tell me about your vegan options
>im gluten-free what can you make me
>my cat has an upset stomach and its because of you
>i want to talk to your manager

BLT
jdimsa

these will be a fad like the google glass or become illegal for some reason. calling it.

You're going to die, Nigel. Very likely by your own hand.

i need the money right now so theres no choice
ill have to deal with whatever comes my way

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working at a sandwich shop can't be nearly as bad as working retail. you probably won't have to deal with gypsies trying to steal stuff at every opportunity in a sandwich shop
you'll be fine

What is that? Is it a gimp?
It's just a Wagie, unlucky imp.

Mouth is covered, can't make a sound.
Treated worse than beggar's hound.

Bossman watches, Wagie is ashamed.
Shut up, you slave, else you are fired!

Look at that Wagie, no peace in sight.
It is clear that NEET was right!

even that kind of job its insane the amount of money you'll suddenly have compared to before

>I WANT TO SEE HOW WELL DO MY GNOMES WORK
that's pretty based, actually.

With some hope grease I'll start working in a forest fire brigade this summer, grooming the forest through long shifts of weed whacking, chainsawing shit, pretending it's nam when we deploy to a fire and hose it down, being in life or death experiences when the truck breaks down and running when the helicopters deploy airborne water drops while getting paid by the state a substantial salary.
Is it being a wagecuck to work in nature.

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nope, wagecucking is the jobs that you realize are fucking usless like people who make prepare frozen food or cubiclecucks

we wuz dovahkiin

a bulgarian eschewing work?

my world, it has changed!!!!

Then you won't work because they'll be no jobs without it.

Fuckin' saved

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