>1.cunt
>Have you ever stolen anything?
Today I stole two phones, one from some Asians tourists I guess and another from a blonde girl. I've stolen about 50 phones so far and maybe 10 wallets
1.cunt
whats the point of stealing phones exactly?
What do you need all those phones for, Brazilian friend?
To sell them? What kind of question is that
why would anyone buy a stolen phone?
Thieves get shot on sight most of the time here in the capital.
I sell them to buy weed, and other stuff I like. It's not only cellphones but anything I can take from an unsuspecting person, tourist are better cause theyr stupid as fuck lmao. I live off them and their stuff. I buy food too
I hate thieves more than serial killers.
because they're cheaper
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yes but what if you get a phone call from the mother of the phone owner
that would be embarassing
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Even if they steal from tourists? Doubt that
but they can just be disabled by whoever had it stolen so it wouldn't work over anything other than wifi, a cheap $10 new phone would be more practical
I just don't understand, but in poorer countries phones are seen as status symbols so I guess it doesn't matter if it works or not, they just pretend
I use to steal all the time when I was younger. Data, phones, iPods, passwords, etc.
I mostly stole because it gave me a thrill.
Ironically enough, I'm currently working for a security company.
No, I'm not a nigger.
I leaned my GFs pin and would steal her debit card when i was broke to buy dope. She caught me eventually. I have payed her back the $800 or so I slowly took from her account over the few months I did that im not proud of it, but I miss work when dope sick and stuff so she had forgiven me.
Lmao you believe you can block cellphone? I have a friend that unblocks them and I sell them to a guy I know that resells them. I get most money from purses and wallets but phones are good too.
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Americans and Europeans say theyr intelligent but their tourist stupid as fuck lol. Also people call me shit because I steal but I know two languages and they not lol most stupid tourist only know one language so Im still better. Im not shit like they say
seems like a lot of effort, really pays more than just a job?
also do you expect to be doing this when you're 50, you can't really put it on your resume
you can just unblock and reset them
You should never worry on future always live today. Many friends worked for better future but died in present. Think about this, don't spend much thinking of tomorrow never forget to enjoy today.
Hello im interested in this line of business can we talk via skype or Instagram chaitanya.prajapati222
I used to break into cars and have stolen about 100 iPods and hundreds of dollars in pocket change and dollar bills. Dumbasses in rich neighborhoods leave their cars unlocked. Incame acrossnan unopened PS3 and an envelope with $500 in it but I left those because it was in poorer neighborhoods and I only feel alright stealing from people who live in million dollar houses.
holy fuck, it's full of niggers here
most brazilian post i've read all week
It's not stupidity, it's naivete. They foolishly think Brazilians (and other third-worlders) are intellectually and morally on the same level. The expectation in first world countries is that people simply don't steal from one another.
You live like a smelly nigger and are going to die like a smelly nigger.
You worry to much what others people think of you. I dont that is why I steal. In 200 years I will not be remember or anyone I robbed so why care
nigger's mentality, folks
I steal women's hearts :^)
Im nigger so what. I'm happy and only this matters
this
pull out sim card and throw it into river
retard
Amen. Some people were dealt a shitty hand, like me. Your rules don't apply to me because I'd never have a nice life like you anyway. No family to take care of me, no chance for school or a good job, every spits on me cuz I'm poor and don't have nice clothes. Id rathet die then work for 12 bucks an hour for people who don't give a shit about me. All I can do now is have fun and fuck with exploitable rich people and take their shit the same way their families stole everything that gave them the life they have. Eye for an eye
I stole a duck once, I wasnt sure what to do next so I made it a home in my old rabbit hutch and convinced my parents buy it a friend.
They lived many happy years until eventually the bushy-tailed Jew got them.
How come i always see southern american thieves on bestgore?
you ever wonder what if you get caught?
Do you break into peoples homes?
Only if the person or family is rich or a tourist. But I like to try to steal house of the rich.
are you really a thief? proofs? post some loot
no I'm not a subhuman
maybe muslims are right with cutting off the hands of thieves
I used to steal a lot from my first job, mostly stationery, toiletries and magazines. it was a huge supermarket chain so I didn't really feel too bad about it and frankly if they didn't want their staff stealing they should make it more difficult
I stole one phone and and a watch from a argentine tourist like 3 hours ago, i probably will sell them to buy cocaine or weed. I like to steal from southern brazilian tourists because they are extremaly stupid and realy easy to manipulate, i mean, i don't even have a real gun lol
used to steal the panties of my friends older sisters
No pictures. Im not getting caught for a Jow Forums post.
How is the coke in Brazil? In America it is shitty and cut to hell. The high lasts 10 minutes, but I have had good pure coke once and I was fucked up for two hours on a small line
lmao i dont think the police in brazil spend their time chasing down petty theives you LARPing faggot
No, they just expect people to behave like human beings. And not like monkeys.
>subhuman monkeys doing subhuman things
colour me suprised
Im not taking risk. I dont want proof to be posted.
Alright this nigger is just falseflagging
>Im nigger
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Based jannies making false-flag threads to gather all the black "people" on Jow Forums and ban all of them.
Only retards who assume Brazilians are human would go on vacation in Brazil. I'm sorry but we're not sending our best.
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OP is not Brazilian, probably Argentinian.
this, we spend our days thinking about brazil, and how can make it a worse place.
Yep, it's obvious. Not that anyone cares because this just reinforces their stereotypes of us.
No, OP is an autistic monkey commie seething. Look at his pic. Also, he is samefagging here with proxies.
You are ITT user...
its a norwegian guy
Shit that would be an embarrasing situation
>I-I'm sorry mlady i didnt stole it on purpose
unironically based