Weather officials in the state of Iowa have warned people to "avoid taking deep breaths...

>Weather officials in the state of Iowa have warned people to "avoid taking deep breaths, and to minimise talking" if they go outside.
America, are you okay?

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>-50 & Below

My tropical mind can't even begin to conceptualize what that feels like or what it means.

who else /lightblue/ masterrace?

>avoid taking deep breaths
Better stop watching the news then.

*inhales*

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yeah, this weather makes it easier for me to larp as a white person

Same. I want to experience it at least once.

>lastest news just in, obesity rates in iowa decreased up to 30% in some counties

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>tfw along pale purple/blue border

Feels cozy man.

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SOMEONE HELP

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>weather forecast for minneapolis
>tues:-11 degrees F
>wed: -14 degrees F
>thurs: 1 degrees F
>fri: 19 degrees F
>sat: 39 degrees F
wut

Based vortexpilled.

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Hmm well, it's only one day of really severe cold, so...

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>amerisharts are losing their shit when this kind of shit happens literally every weeks in Quebec and Ontario during winter thanks to polar vortex

It's alright.

No
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This "wind chill temperature" is just a stupid "climate change" meme.

It is meant to exaggerate things to make things look worse.

It is not the real temperature.

It's a real phenomenon (i.e., high wind velocities causing increased rates of heat loss) but there's no universally agreed upon way to calculate it apparently. So perhaps there is some wiggle room in the calculations that allows for exaggeration, idk.

°C=(5÷9)×(°F-32)
°C≒(°F-30)÷2

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nobdy cares

Haha, Utah is awful they said, mormons suck they said. ESCAPED THE COLD HELLSCAPE

Is this gonna kill all the Ethiopians in Minnesota?

Lads I hope the guys from Moutain Men are okay.

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>Iowa

Mormons do suck, and because they infest the state of Utah the state is awful.

Anybody else dark purple?

This is amazing

>power outages throughout the day
>family is worried we'll get another one during the night

SEND HELP

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SEETHING mutt. I'm no Mormon, but most of them have British or Polynesian blood and have the state with one of the highest living standards in the USA.

Simple, I want either one of you to go to freezer, set it to it lowest temp, wait 2 hours and put you hand it and leave it there for 5 min.

Poke your cock out through the keyhole.

I'm not seething, I'm just not going to ignore how terrible that religion is.

Chicom's, Russian's and us Americans have been fucking around the last few years with this scale wave technology. Neat shit, hope it does not get out of control though.

This. There are many maois in Utah that are from New Zealand. New Zealand is great country.

Based and highly skilled Tom

is it cold or is it not cold? I mean if a wind is -50 and it hits you and you feel it is it not the same as a someone holding a thermometer and it reading -50?

They're niggers.

PA fag here. With the wind chill it's supposed to get to -20 or colder. Send help

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That's "real feel", actual temperature will be -28c or so. They just also have expected wind which will make it feel worse.

Winter is coming...

>tfw no one freezes because every American is as fat as a walrus.

Me irl

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They may be brown as shit, but they don't act like niggers.

who the fk uses "wind chill" seriously?

Mormons are really weird and cringy but they make like 6 or 7 white babies and advocate against sodas and caffeine, which is why they are so based and so hated by the rest of americans.

If you have ever seen a Mormon family photo and not laughed your ass off you are lying.

I didn't say they weren't cringy. I'm just happy they are making white babies

Little dude should keep his energy

Mormon women are the worst. They're super two faced and they reek of superiority complex.

I'm pretty sure they're not hated because they pop out a lot white babies lmao

>tfw light purple region
good luck darker purple regions lmao

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Aaand it is a problem wwhy?

>Dark purple is literally a dick
lmao chigaco is about to be fucked both metaphorical and literally

no heater

except people actually live in these places in america unlike your shit providences

Just use the fireplace.

Based. You have some great states. It's a pity that the rest ruin your country's reputation.