Tfw took a DNA test

>tfw took a DNA test
>tfw thought my family was German
>turns out they're actually just benelux nerds

what am i supposed to do with flemish ancestry? is there anywhere in the world more pointless?

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you could be a descendant of the carolingians

Now you can larp as a FRANKISH BVLL.

This. Franks are the masterrace

What are you supposed to do with German ancestry? LARP as a neo-fascist and eat sausages?

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Flanders has a long and interesting history
youtu.be/fQmkYKbW_0A

Trade in your lederhosen for a waffle

>in Flandern reitet der tod
sounds serious

>tfw dads grandfather was english

no wonder i suck at life

(You) were literally invented by the ANGLO BVLL

no it wasn't.
Belgium was part of the Spanish and Austrian empires before it got annexed by the French, after the defeat of Napoleon they became part of the Netherlands. A few decades later the Belgians (catholic Dutch Flemish + Wallonians) rebelled and the French used that as excuse to invade and create Belgium to weaken the Netherlands.
I don't get where the meme comes from that it was somehow the Anglos, after the middle ages Anglos where never involved in European affairs without powerful allies

It's a WWI song about the meat grinder in West-Flanders.

Thank you Hans, that meme really tires me.

That meme obviously refers to creation of the modern independant state of Belgium in the 19th century by the treaty of London, you fucking bellend.Feigning ignorance won't get you anywhere.
Same goes for you.

The first Belgian king sat on the throne in 1831 you twat.

what is visiting belgium like? is it some bizarre world where french belgians will get mad that you dont speak french, and dutch belgians will get mad that you don't speak flemish? how do you even plan for a visit?

The 19th century is 1801-1900

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Oh my days.

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I know the feeling. MY family is bene tleilax as well.

Come home brother

lmao

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>nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verdrag_van_Londen_(1839)
>1839
>Leopold I ascends the throne 8 years earlier
>hurr we created Belgium 'n shieeet

this
retard

Thanks for the /b/lackup leafbro.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
>Since 1815, Belgium had been a part of the United Kingdom of the Netherlands. In 1830 Catholic Belgians broke away and established an independent Kingdom of Belgium.
>There was small-scale fighting, but it took years before the Netherlands finally recognized defeat. In 1839, the Dutch accepted Belgian independence by signing the Treaty of London. The major powers guaranteed Belgium's independence
>With the treaty, the southern provinces of the Netherlands, independent de facto since 1830, became internationally recognized as the Kingdom of Belgium
Give it up you stupid waffle-nigger.

Low countries are cool. Stop being ungrateful when some of us are mutts.

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>the major powers guaranteed Belgium's independence
You did as much for its creation as the Germans, Austrians and Russians.
If there is a country that could take the credit it's the French.

There is no Belgian King. There only is a king of the Belgians.

Just because a treaty is signed somewhere doesn't mean that country created the other.
For example, the treaty of Berlin doesn't mean Germany created Bulgaria.

>idc that we only got independence because of the London treaty, we wuz a revylooshun
The absolute STATE

You're trying so hard it's adorably pathetic.
We're the only reason the Dutch didn't march into your shithole and take it right back after your little rebellion, the treaty of London was literally Britain dictating terms.
We formed a defence pact explicitly to enforce your continued exiistnce, which would later result in WW1.

>you didn't create Belgium, it was you and a bunch of other people
Cope

And he was actually Prussian, which gives Germany far more of a legit "we wuz creaters of Belgium" claim than the UK.

>For example, the treaty of Berlin doesn't mean Germany created Bulgaria.
well it kinda did

More than that, he's saying it was only the French.
The levels of COPE by this lad are off the fucking charts.

>took a DNA test
stopped reading there

Cucked by the eternal ANGLO BVLL

this
fucking retards giving kikes their DNA and PAYING FOR IT while they have been accused of making biological weapons

There are "Germans" that are Frankish too, such as those from the Rhineland.

I have ancestors who have a German name, but French forms of that name are also common.

>Giving your DNA to the jew willingly AND paying for it
Lmao

Belgium is a fake country.

UK inferiotity complex is off the charts since the Brexit, jesus.

*Nglo autism and historical illiteracy is truly a sight to behold.

Now son, be nice to your little brother

all kings in europe outside of france were germans at some point or another, it's not like any of them ever did anything for us though

Nice argument

Jamais!

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>thought i hailed descent from the Palatinate master race
>did ancestory research
>actually just a bavarian hick retard

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Palatinate was part of Bavaria you idiot.

wut

Why is belgium so irrelevant on 4channel? I swear there are more estonians here than belgians, despite belgium having almost 10x their population

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de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayern_diesseits_des_Rheins#/media/Datei:German_Empire_-_Bavaria_(1871).svg

Ok but still Rhenish people not Bavarian

I mean our canton of neuchatel belonged to Prussia, doesn't mean they were actually Prussians

THERE'S STILL HOPE

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shouldn't it be 'niet'?
same to you really. Haven't seen a single fact from the anglos in this thread.

>Haven't seen a single fact from the anglos in this thread.
Not our fault you can't fucking read, you slanty-eyed insect.

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It's someone mixing Dutch and horribly writing English as a joke.

>Palatinate master race
they are the biggest rednecks in germany and their entire history consists of getting invaded and murdered by the french

>WE SUBHUMAN ANGLOS MADE BELGIUM I CAN'T HEAR YOU SHUT UP

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where are the mosques?