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What is your surname, Dave?

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Describe the best girl you've ever slept with, what was she like, how the sex was

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peasants like him need a dictator to put his jackboot on his neck

feel like i had a couple bad pints there that didn't taste like they came from that system

pakistani men in dresses, what your stance on that?

is that ariana grando ????????????? XD

Guinness tasting different in Ireland is just a marketing ploy from our tourist board btw

so the gas tube network thing or whatever is a sham?

genuinely going teetotal

There is literally no difference between Guiness in the UK and Ireland. He's talking a load of old rubbish

Thus, but from wanking.

Too difficult to choose just the single, I love all women equally but for different reasons

ya, it's physically impossible to send gas through a tube

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gonna make the 5/10 girl with cutting scars who works at walmart my wife lads

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u cant stop wanking

anya is unbelievably peng
like a Spanish princess from an old painting

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You can. Most definitely. I reckon you gain 15 IQ points when you go without wanking for a year

You're not Dave

truly an angel sent from the heavens

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VERY good edition

good luck

Aren't I? What do you think Dave would say then? I reckon he'd say he loves women and hates women

nofappers get very defensive if you ask them how much sex they've had since they stopped wanking

Favourite state was Utah, although Colorado is a very very close second.

Really enjoyed the desert and also met some top looneys

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that's only for the hard R

>using an umbrella

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don't even have to try haven't drank in nearly 2 month and haven't been properly drunk in the best part of a year
no desire to just don't like it

looks like a Kazakh hapa to me

I dont want to set 4channel on fire
I just want to set a flame in brits heart

truly an alien sent from uranus

Don't care what you retards say, best pint I've ever had was in Ireland (Murphy's Bar in Galway)

decided lunch for myself. fuck you all

Think I've learnt the secret to happiness: live a simple life and simplify more as you go on.

Reckon most nofap people are lying though. It's like a club of course they're going to lie, no one can refute the lie when they say "I've not wanked in 100 days broo blah blah"

I reckon very few people can actually go long periods of time without wanking. The brain just makes you think your old ideas were stupid, you can't outsmart your brain innit

i want her to probe me

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>be /brit/poster
>make low effort post
>gets screen shot and millions of views on reddit

was she in twin peaks season 3

Hows brexit going lads?
has May realised she needs to kick out the north irish yet?

everytime you see a ginge on tv she's next to a nigger without fail

you need enough challenge to be stimulated and find fulfilment. simple life alone leads to misery unless you are a brainlet

I think I’m Going to quit /brit/
No friends. No job. No relationship. Still a virgin.
All I do is post cat pictures.
How did my life become this way? These were supposed to be the best years of my life.

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I don't even get what the point is
yeah you've not wanked in a month well so what

>reddit peaks

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fetal alcohol syndrome

She was the sassy FBI agent

man goes on nofap and claims his 3 day stubble has never looked better, 3 day stubble experts hate him

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could have told you that myself, more stuff is more problems and more distractions from things of true value.

The real question is what matters and what doesnt matter?
what is real is what is made up?

they've said no to literally everything. no deal, no no deal, no reelection, no changes, no compromise, nothing. they want an extension for the same negotiations, that the EU immediately said isn't happening.

I don't think being a mid 30s virgin in college are supposed to be your best years

Dunno, some chemical thing that happens maybe. No brain checmicals or maybe more brain chemicals going nuts or something. Obviously it's more complicated than just "having a wank", the body releases all sorts of shit when you wank

why

Ayy LMAO

sex addiction in males is unhealthy and why we have so many incels

imagine just imagine turning 21 and not only being a virgin, not only never seeing a pussy irl but NEVER even kissing a girl

Spot the hippies lads

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Imagine the smell.

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And then doing nothing all day but posting cat pictures on Jow Forums haha

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When you shag a lot you feel unstoppable. Maybe when you do nofap for like a year you MAYBE feel the same somehow..don't know why else they do it

All I know is that when you're shagging daily or more than once per day then there is something happening chemically because you feel energetic and really just overall more relaxed and shit

the protogf is probably flicking the bean whilst thinking about me as i type this lads

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not seen any evidence we have more of these so called incels than at any other time
remember in the past bored young men would be in the army or away in some colony

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Stop

hahaha life truly is stranger than fiction

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kino

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What's the context of this image? lol

in the past we didn't have women's lib or the sexual revolution and women's only prospect was marriage to support themselves so it's not the same

the

can you imagine...

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some politician going to check on a club for troubled youths

40 days without shagging is a lot when you're shagging but nothing when you're not shagging
Simple as la

*Looks upon the kingdom of /brit/*

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I know some of you lads would think this is sad but I wish I could make friends irl with brits neets and outcasts, think we could be a neat little clique and rise to become shaggers

might do a cum to some female reproductive organs before bed.

it includes masturbation

Gf wants to meet up tomorrow, reckon I'm being lured into a trap

I'm already a shagger but I'd just like the discussion

No. It's not.

If i will go to england to live there how do i become an englishman? What to do to become one? I know its pretty difficult question but m/b/ theres any shortcuts?

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britfeel would be ideal, they do that stuff

thoughts on this activity?

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pfff.... what an absurd premise...

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Don't even know what this is

N

time shes a fast ole train
shes here and shes gone and she won't come again

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no, you're thinking of anotehr girl