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the dream

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hope not
hate black people me

hate it, wish they did high rock instead.

it's either high rock or hammerfell, 99% chance it'll be hammerfell from the trailer

khajiit players are fucking virgin furry freaks you can't prove me wrong so don't reply

i want to marry an elf

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Because I don't base my interests on what women find attractive, I'm not so personality-devoid as to stoop to that

Why did that ginger lad get into trouble for stating the obvious about Churchill kek

a certain fat hairy Sicilian is from there

everyone who owns a pug should be locked up

Extremely good post

i want to be an elf

business idea: UK becomes 51st state of yankland

business idea: Elder Scrolls but set in an ancient mediterranean enviroment

the trailer looks like high rock though

would fuck this if I could i.4cdn.org/int/1548812244215.jpg

haven't slept for 48 hours

Ah, real virgin hours I see

*Dissolves parliament*

they had one in cyrodill

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Gammons lad

Summerset Isles might be the closest thing to this

youtube.com/watch?v=15rDAPMZidM

el dorado was in kansas all along?

post the webm of the puma or leopard sucking the man's hand

literally the ayyyleids

>"yeah mate the men were more handsome and 'Chad' back then"
>look at old pictures of men
>they all look like baby-faced tom hanks
hmm...

>mfw I see my sister on tinder

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w-what's with her eyes

Going to start exercising so my noodle arms and brittle lungs don't give out during sex

assuming they stick with the map, people figured out it was hammerfell in the first 5 minutes

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we have divulged too much

*Expels jews, benders and leftypol from the kingdom of /brit/*

fuck hiro

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>her

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Did you superlike her?

thoughts?

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cute

well shit

that isn't at all what hammerfell is supposed to look like, yeah the edges are mountainous but it's still sandy. that looks like skyrim without snow (aka high rock)

Based gamer

dont really know ES lore, more of a fallout guy myself. Played skyrim and liked it, is the online worth it?

he was proper hamming it up in the commons today

In what context?

holy fuck that's what happened to sienna grace? wew

it's a tranny pornstar

love how people autistically dissected this in detail when bethesda themselves probably weren't even paying that much attention

Gaskammer

Yeah dude I'm a retro gamer, Fallout 3 and stuff yeah?

>the Allies invented the term for the new style of warfare
The idea of a “blitzkrieg” was nothing new. The Nazis actually took it from American military tactics, which again, wasn’t new

>dont really know ES lore, more of a fallout guy myself. Played skyrim and liked it, is the online worth it?

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only played oblivion and it was ok but quite clearly massively overrated by nostalgic soyboys
is skyrim any better?

I hope you're not fucking that thing

they accidentally made it look like an existing shoreline

never played online because i reckon that kinda destroys the spirit of TES

I'm incorrigible and narrow-minded despite my stratospherically high IQ (Prometheus Society, Mega Society, Ultra Society). High in neuroticism, low in conscientiousness & agreeableness yet surprisingly sociable; the few close friends I have, those with intimate access to my inner world, are dear to me and among them I'm an ENTP (although I was officially tested as an INTP by the chair of anthropology/comparative literature at a uni in the NE whose name I will not be disclosing here -- this is, if I may interrupt this stream of consciousness, an excellent example of linguistic recursion if I've ever seen one). My ideas manifest as these visceral, highly abstract Platonic forms (no better way to put it than this, excuse the pretentiousness) -- and yet, notwithstanding the loftiness and abstruseness of their content, I'm able to communicate them remarkably well. Despite this, I'm unable to incorporate new ideas into my weltanshauung -- but why? You're going to have to continue reading to find out.

>tranny
>"what happened"
answered your own question, didn't ya?

*creates an underground railroad to save the unfairly expelled*

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i think only some parts towards the southwest are deserts/sand

vocaroo.com/i/s06QFfJi6ysJ

online is shite

They already had a TES in hammerfell.

I don't think so. Skyrim polished some stuff but dumbed down even more.

corrrr
looks like my ex

what was the last pizza order delivered to the world trade center

gameplay is better but morrowind will always be the best for lore nerds

can't go back and play morrowind though that combat is beyond atrocious

>From American military tactics
Based retard

felt the same way about obliv. prefered skyrim desu.

ESO is good for an MMO but Its nothing like any other elder scrolls game

wasn't me daffo

fudge packer

It's almost 2am
Where does the time go?

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Except the term was literally invented by the British media. So much so that in the latter stages of the war Hitler commented on how he hated the word and called it a "silly word", but yeah sure thing Yankmutt, fuck off

>high IQ
>ENTP

Oops.

yeah? what of it?
i'll test your jaw, VF

now that is cope

Bosmer - vaguely Amerindian (particularly South American) wood elves.

Nords - Mix of pre-Christian Germanics, Slavs and Scots, with some shades of Tibet and Egypt

Dunmer - Strongly Abrahamic - vaguely Hebrew (Morrowind was basically a vague New Testament analogy with Morrowind (the province) as an analogy of Roman-occupied Judea)) though they've got more than a bit of Arab influence, and the Tribunal Temple is clearly intended to be reminiscent of the Catholic Church.

Bretons - Franks, or Franco-Brits. High Rock as shown in Daggerfall is basically Game of Thrones land. Reachmen are a stand-in for Celts, with many having Irish, Welsh and Cornish names

Cyrodiilians - Eclectic mix of equal parts Imperial China and Imperial Rome, with shades of Renaissance French and Italian. Also vaguely Edwardian English.

Altmer - Vaguely reminiscent of Ancient Greece, Athenian influence in their dedication to learning and art, Spartan influence in their dedication to eugenics- also a weird mix of real-world philosophies and theories. Their worldview blends social darwinism, gnosticism, Rosicrucianism and masonry, buddhism, Kabbalah and the Talmud, Aryanism, Manifest Destiny, Pythagoreanism and Occultism.

Redguards - Vague mix of Barbary slavers, Moors, Japanese samurai, and West African (variously Mali, Hausa city-states, and Tuaregs depending on region). Also some Swahili shades.

Orcs - Vaguely reminiscent of Slavs who lived in autonomous tribal communities. Also maybe reminiscent of Shia Islam, and Papua New Guinea for their many-wives, self-punishing, warrior culture

Khajiit - Somewhat South Asian, Indian and Thai influences, but there's Latin American cocaine culture as well, just made almost religious. Khajiit outside of Elsweyr are basically gypsies

Argonians - South Pacific islanders, Mayans/Incas, Central Africans like the Congolese

almost the entirety of hammerfell is the alik'r desert, the northeast is mountainous

what'd you call me? say it again, come on, speak up.

taki taki rumba

uphill gardner

so to sum up ESO is basically FO76

the dunmer have been said by bethesda to be based on the japs

nothing about cyrodilians is imperial china that's the akavir

what if the new elder scrolls is set in multiple places

two large plains

YEAHHH.

>Slavs and Scots, with some shades of Tibet and Egypt
u fucking wot

that glass of milk got me farting like a cow