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me right now edition

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Shut the fuck up

of course

kiss my left tit

Make the one on the bottom right Sven

denmark is a stupid, insignificant country.

As IF
you are not the center of attention in this general, bucko

Arschgeige.

(You) this if you think the “Dane” is a pinche pendejo de mierda

>a-a-as if!!!!
*shoves you*

Thoughts on this?

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why does fk hate the dane so much?

i need friends, like real friends not Jow Forums friends

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a person actually typed this

justification do take necessary measures

@100839172
I don't speak Mexican

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I live alone and don't have any friends

smoked weed for the last 4 nights
starting to feel on edge now, think it's time to stop

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>The state of Mutts
>2 milliliters of Irish blood
>Thinking they're Irish
You've made my entire day you Brit hahaha. Cheers to you.

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>Exact same time

Pinche MeJicano viajor a traves del tiempo de mierda

Fuck jannies fuck mods fuck hot pockets

systemic racism

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Good news, I have FINALLY found friends at college that I can hang out with every day. They are both British girls.

jealousy because dane is most loved europoster in cum

You mean anxious?

>friends
>girls
i REALLY hope you dont do this

Need a picture like this but for being Chinese

Based and may i add.... redpilled

"yes"

...

i'd be glad for you if you weren't lying

>niggers getting a lifetime payout of $750,000 from the government on average is systemic racism
LOL

>Brits
Big yikes they shan’t be can’t be trusted

lol pussy.
me too user.
nuclear war would not only be kazynskipilled, but it would wipe out the embittered populations in the US

>me too user.
it shows

>A girl's status is measured by her denier
Was Ken Ashcorp right when he said this?

yes, retard

I agree with the sentiment, but did you know that's a Mormon meme? It's an image of heretic Joseph Smith, founder/"prophet" of Mormonism

Cringe
Wey

kek. didn't see that coming

Too much hate ITT
This isn't the /cum/ I know

whats the deal with those mormons anyways?

They're really nice, and I have many girls as friends. No gf tho :(
I'm not, I'm glad you're glad
My best friend back at home is British too. I also have a British uncle who had half British kids with my aunt. Lots of Brits in my life

i will make it the next edition

i miss when cumdumps would post their bodies ITT

>waaaaaaaaah user smokes more weed than me

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Love this song
youtu.be/EErSb9qXVnY
Kys nigger

everytime a """"""femoid"""""" posts we should just say TITS OR GTFO

/cum/ is too fast rn, dont like it

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>those thighs
hhhnnnnngggggg

cringy body

Who here is ready to watch this old kike pull the same scam in 2020?

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sven called me a femoid today

Because i made the thread

why? to real looking?

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cant wait to see blumpf BTFO the Libtards again LMAO

I wasn't going to masturbate today, but looks like you ruined that idea.

>I missed it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Well, are you?

needs a face

/cum/ is hate

>waaaaaaaaah user has more friends than me

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It's still there in the archive

no

i HATE willam

Post penis

Based

Now THAT's a woman. Not the tranny. This is all natural, I just wanna HNNNGG

kekeroni, those japanese cartoon girls don't count, user.

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the only hot cumbody worth posting is urkel and zando

>n-n-no y-y-you
absolute state of yankoid bants

Don’t like this
Shall be sending this to Janny to have you punished

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Who is William?

zandoooooo

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I'll be your friend, if that counts.

Called me one too.

i bet you like phi phi

Well, i don't think so.
I remember in /soc of 2ch there are women and guys poured tons of shit on them.
I did it as well. And i really think now it was bad deal. We must respect our women. Even if think they make us to suffer. They aren't guilty we are so miserable that we aren't attractive for them.

zando has relocated to the pacific northwest and is transitioning

how do you know this information?

this annoying bitch
shes cool
also youre baaaaaaaaack aaaa i felt like i was talking alone

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eewww i can see his balls

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did she gave you permision to say that

i think we can all agree that black raspberry is the best ice cream flavor

>shes cool

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Fooled a girl into thinking that I’m funny and interesting and now I’m stuck in a date

never tried it

because i'm him

mutual friends

idk she didnt tell me

Kinda miss Zando(no homo though)

pinches chismosos ugh

wasn't zando poor how did he move to the pnw?

its only the first episode i dont know yet

me in the 4ground desu

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Giving truckers blowjobs