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Going to dinner with my wife and her qt friend, what do?

Fuck her friend in in front of your wife

Yikes

just punched a k*ling beggar on a Tesco's parking lot in tribute of that particular user.

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Did you yell allahu akbar as you did it?

be a dream husband so that your wife doesn't get embarrassed, be like that for half of the meal then be yourself for like the other half

Based, those smelly fucks are probably rich already but keep being lazy

get drunk and eat tasty food

Thomas Jefferson incarnate right there

Have sexy sex with both of them