My letter to Hogwarts never came

That's why editors are important.
They prevent retarded shit that would make the books unpopular from happening

Because she is absolute shit at worldbuilding the moment she leaves her inbred island cause at least there her worldbuilding is only terrible. She was basically making it up as she went along for the small details that didn't matter at the time and that is why the wizarding world is so weak. Like all the other schools were just a way to give Harry a team to compete against that's why she didn't actually put thought in it besides making one school french cause she's a brit and the other school eastern euro cause that's what cleaned her toilet

I got a letter from the KKK and they said I could be a grand wizard someday!

Isn't there like literally one school for all of Asia?

That's the thing us autists don't matter and it became popular in spite of the insipid world building cause at the core she can do the parts kids care about really well
Yup and the name of the school is literally Japanese for "Place of magic" School of Magic

You can be a pirate instead fren

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I will be corean pirate
pls teach me

魔法の学校に通いたいが頭がよくない

This. I never liked it. Why do people like that Nazi shit?

>school has a Japanese name
I'm sure non-jap students and there parents are thrilled

The brazilian school is called castelobruxo (witch castel) she just invented shit names related to magic

They probably don't care.
Wizards are stuck in their own ways that they completely ignore what happens in the muggle world
>That's the thing us autists don't matter and it became popular in spite of the insipid world building cause at the core she can do the parts kids care about really well
Harry Potter was never supposed to be new LotR. It's just cheap entertainment for teens. World building was never relevant.

>Harry Potter was never supposed to be new LotR. It's just cheap entertainment for teens. World building was never relevant.
Agreed, it's just so many people treat "the wizarding world" as something not paper thin
Damn that's lazy

gril? Only they like this shit

There would be such an obscene amount of muggleborns that it would be very relevant even if they didn't hate each other, which i would bet they do

>tfw when hallucinogen potions

Even in the fantasy world Brazilians are self-hating Nazi larpers

>tfw the council shut down the Australia wizard school because they were hoarding piles of trash on the front lawn

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>Nazi
I've heard HP called many things, but it's the first time I've seen it being called nazi. Or maybe it's because i'm a bit drunk, but care to elaborate?

(((goblins)))

Gobbos are based

the only good goblins are ones that never leave their holes.

It's all about Blood Purity. Voldemort loses cuz his blood isn't as pure as Harry's blood.

both were half bloods though
I guess you could say lily had a bit of magic blood in her though

I think magic is inherited from squib ancestors

That's retarded. It is about blood purity in that Voldemort is "literally" Hitler which is why he is bad which is why he loses.

Mud+pure>muggle+pure

that's because Americans don't go to Hogwards silly

You probably got your acceptance letter from Ilvermorny and threw it out.
Sad!

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And he lost, because Harry was the chosen one aka the superior one aka the one with the purer one. Look at Harry he literally cannot fail at anything. Why? Because he is the master race.

Why is the Bulgarian school in Norway?

It's norwegian

All of eastern europe goes there though

Classes are in german

Voldemort is also not a pure blood.

And his blood is less pure than Harry's

This just shows how racist rowling is.

That's literally the opposite of the moral of the story.
I think there was a distinction. He was against the muggle-born, not half-bloods.

>tfw have to share the school with Spaniards, Frenchies, Dutchies and Belgians

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The moral of the story that Voldemort falsely believed he is the chosen one. In fact it was Harry. Ergo if you aren't the chosen one you will fail no matter what. It's pure Ubermensch logic.

You could always go to Brazil

If that country is already a chaos filled with murder, can you really imagine their magic world?

>He was against the muggle-born, not half-bloods.
Merely because purebloods are tiny minority. Literally only 28 families in the entire Great Britain.

If you look into Voldermort's young memories you'll see he's ashamed of not being a pureblood

28 families were 100% pure blooded for a very long time

I would assume that many pureblood families would have a little muggle mixed in

Yeah, Rowling definitely strikes me as a Nazi

kek

Rowling is too stupid to understand her own story.

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Wrong video sorry.

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8 top schools, I think. There should be many lesser ones around.