/brit/

just heard a nigger outside my door

so THIS is the world famous British culture general..........

saw you mistook me for another australian last thread
you know that thats racist right?

TIME TO FO YO ASS GET WHIPPED SEE WHAT WE GON GON DO DO HAPPEN GON DO NUFFIN

SHIEEET

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havent seen a marvel film since raimi's spiderman trilogy

the shin megami tensei games have some soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=-7M_g_LJn3Q

im stoned

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I saw you didn't respond to my posts, racist much?

It's because of my flag isn't it, you eugenicist Nazi.....

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blade 2 was perdy gud

based

same to be honest. fucking hate capeshit though

Why do Black pipo speak so weird

they can't pronounce the "th" -sound and they smack their lips and they smell bad

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because i wasnt around
i would have replied if i was around also i like ur flag i think its nice

I've literally seen a total of about 20 movies in my whole life. most of them were in school

imagine being terry irwin

she actually had sex with steve irwin

What's your weirdest sexual fantasy lads?

Mine is that I'm a field negro working the plantation of a big mansion when a young lady of the house, a 17-19 year old southern belle, petite blonde girl takes a liking to me and has me come inside the house to be her house negro. Well, one thing leads to another and I find myself servicing her in other ways, and see finds herself debasing herself for me. There's a thrill that if we're caught I'll be lynched and she'll probably be raped and ostracized from polite society.

The strangest thing? I'm not even black, lol.

Like wise Melvin, like wise

OH HO HO HO

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steve came inside her pusy atleast two times possibly even more than that

what podcasts do you listen to?

wtf how did britain get there

Doctor's at 9.25 lads, little lie in compared to the usual haha

I would be willing to bleach her with my blond haired blue eyed nordic seed

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>17-19 year old southern belle
>not her mum, the lady of the house

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podcasts? what am I, a nigger?

Britain so smol bean :3

UwU

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youtube.com/watch?v=sq9ZRv8U4YA

RATE
THAT
CHOON

taleb has gone off the rails lately
absolute mong

CTH

>even with all that land, yanks can't develop a society worth living in

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the ol' fiddling

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Finland is based

EVROPIAN country

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Why not build a mega city (like my sim city ctiies) in the middle of Australia

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had a dream about bob ross last night

Why not do it in the middle of the sahara?

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
DO YA DO YA DO YA

I remember imagining myself in my 20s as having a good job, great cosmopolitan social life and my own apartment - that's why i studied my darndest at uni afterall

Currently i have a good job, no social life and live in a grotty flatshare

Imagine a lot of other people got duped into believing if you become skilled white collar you could live a better quality of life than an art student

he cute

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landlets...

always wondered what goes on in that northwest area

lots of noongas i imagine

Yorkshire on the rise

they have, it's called alice springs and it's a huge futuristic megalopolis powered by the mystic energies of uluru you just wouldn't know because nobody goes there and they hide themselves from the outside world.

I want to construct large underground rivers and bring greenery to the outback to make it habitable for human settlements

wish i could levitate
then i could levitate to the shop

i double dog dare ya

DAS RITE

youtube.com/watch?v=kRZe9cR1zqc&feature=youtu.be&t=95

>COME ON user! LETS PARTY!!!

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Does she work in financing?

watching all of the first dates clips on youtube and this comment here sums it up for me

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>user, why do you hate Europeans? Why do you love wogs?

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love this picture

love peasants

fun fact: the outback used to be a lush forest but the abos burned it all down

Yeah it's fucked hey
Human race is a scourge pon de worl

*he bald

Fuck's sake blueberries are delicious

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mental how they both look vaguely like keira knightley

steroids will do that to you

the truly depressing thing is somebody regarding anything featured on 'First Dates' as an awesome love story tbqh

absolutely love granular synths, so easy to make sounds that sound like this
youtube.com/watch?v=xS6HX2m-HNY
youtube.com/watch?v=tLq9DnkZHfU

typical synths make it such a fucking chore to make things sound more organic and less synthetic.

haha what if girls actually dressed like this all the time. sometimes I just want to move to a traditional religious community.

She has such a great body NEEEEEEEEED a Mutt gf

got mogged by a tranny at woolworths

elon is that you

speccy nigger twat said good morning to me today

Top personal income tax rate

Sweden: 61%
Japan: 56%
Netherlands: 52%
Israel: 50%
Germany: 47%
Australia: 45%
China: 45%
France: 45%
UK: 45%
Italy: 43%
Norway: 38%
US: 37%
India: 35%
Mexico 35%
Turkey: 35%
Canada: 33%
Indonesia: 30%
Brazil: 27%
Pakistan: 20%
Russia: 13%
Saudi: 0%

Are you lads looking forward to self driving cars?

so sick of your so-called "stats"

Corrrrrrrrr

This was kino. Might take up smoking again because of it too

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don't trust the soibois in silicon valley as far as i can throw em so nah

xev bellringer

have you ever smoked a cigarette through your asshole

tara tainton

bettie bondage

never had a biryani

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twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1090252379897901057?s=19

He's right, you know

impressed by people who can speak for hours on end by themselves, like alex jones and that bald comedian guy

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Does it spark joy? *blasts your bollocks*

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doesn’t really apply here
posting in /brit/ is the equivalent of posting in a group chat with the lads and not Jow Forums

shut up deano you retard

>doesn’t really apply here
>posting in /brit/ is the equivalent of posting in a group chat with the lads and not Jow Forums

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Refuse to take life advice from women shorter than me

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Reminder this was a real guy

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Delivery of the platinum chip is non-negotiable.

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Tiger Woods' nickname in school was Niger Woods aha

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