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fuck emmett patrick garcin

wouldn't mind fucking his sister

mate arent you a neet how are you in japan?

third trimester abortions in our lifetime

based but i called dibs

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Revolut ('smart' debit card) advert on the tube

>to the 12,750 people who ordered a single takeaway on Valentine's day
>You okay, hun?

What did they mean by this?

Redpill me on scotland lads

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They're already happening.
Infinity and beyond trimester is the next frontier.

>make a united kingdom with ireland
>brexit that

>make an empire
>brexit that

>make a commonwealth
>brexit that

>join eu
>brexit that

>join canzuk
>brexit that too

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bought a pair of shoes for emmett. they will add an extra 6 inches to his height when he wears them so people will think hes normal height. also theyre made of concrete so i might push him into water with them on and he will drown

nigger's money

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Can see the headlines now
>Ireland leaves the EU in bid to join CANZUK
>CANZUK say no

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gf, the

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Would give up toil eternally for a monthly stiped of £1400/month

Don't care about muh career, muh prestige, muh nice car or anything, just want my freedom back

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implying that fat ugly fuck could move an inch with concrete shoes

you're hallucinating
>UK tries to join CANZ
>CANZ says no

peng

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>Scotland leaves the UK in bid to join EU
>EU say no

Muslims are all sly motherfuckers

thats why i push him into the water

>implying AUNZ would want anything to do with CA or UK

It's shite but the scenery is nice.

I found out about the name "Erin" today.
Is it a common name in the UK? Have you ever met someone named "Erin"? It seems so exotic and alien to me

You mean
>rorke daydreams about cazuk
>it never happens

how many times do you have to make this post before it happens and how far along are you?

All you need to do is toil until you have ~£400k and stick it in tracker funds for that amount of monthly return

Easy

obsessed
hang it up you tedious little cunt

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pretty common, i know three erins
one's a slag, one's a bitch, one is absolutely lovely

That's true too. Australia and NZ are pacific states, not American states and certainly not European states.

it's uncommon but not unusual
I feel like I must have but I can't recall any specific person

knew a yank tranny who went by that name

It's funny that virgins are the most enthusiastic English nationalists and patriots. Why do you love a country where you're a reject and no woman wants to fuck you?

How are you going to beat inflation?

prefer them to curry niggers (at home)
(don't want either of you here)

He's more welcome in these threads than you

youre the one who needs to hang it up
your neck that is

Freedom aint free now quite your whining and get back to work
*cracks whip*

fock off m8

>Advertise an electronic transactions product by letting potential customers know you and your industry collect data on individual transactions
I'd stick to keeping your cash under the mattress

Damn, maybe another 120k to keep your investment at the same real value over time

>ow are you going to beat inflation?
Tracker fund will slightly beat inflation

Sex dolls and artificial wombs will render women obsolete anyway

Can you fuck off you obsessed faggot?
You literal spastic little incel piece of garbage.
Kill yourself. Tonight. Ugly fucking virgin freak. You'll die alone.

same but to you

this

I dont want any fancy clothes or cars or nightclubs

Just books, food and a place to sleep

Yeah truly bizarre advert, a daring synthesis of 'single people are losers lol' and 'we surveil your transactions'

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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Post wasn't direct at you, Melvin, but I can see how that might hit a nerve.

I don't think you understand inflation my British friend, although that is no surprise given the state of your education system.

Another 120k isn't going to help over the long term. You'd need to reinvest some of your interest.

Not if you keep withdrawing all of the interest, leaving only the principal.

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well mine was directed at you

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Shoo schizoleaf

Of course index/tracker funds will beat inflation over the long term you financial illiterate

Describe your willy in one picture

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Accidently used the word "macabre" when talking to the proto gf. She probably thinks I'm a right virgin now.

Disgusting, creepy and gross.

if emmett patrick garcin died in real life i would do a shit in his urn

For me it's a positive real riskless rate of return

physio massaged my thighs yesterday

Hurt today

Of course they will. But not if you keep withdrawing all of the interest every month to live off, as the person I was replying to was suggesting. You should read posts more carefully in future.

Ugly Virgin. Not even your mother loves you. You failure.
Put the rope around your neck. Little freak.
Beta. Incel. Faggot.

>it's wednesday
ooo lads
looking forward to friday
when homealone puts his name on

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want to leave britain while it easy to do so, but also want to stay in britain so i can complain about how difficult it will be to leave in a couple of months

never want to leave britain (permanently) because all my stuff is here

hans across the gruberverse

Tempted to get a breakfast roll in the shop

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Its not easy to do.
You still have to get a job.

Not exactly drop of a hat sort of stuff

Someone earlier said you are just mad at yourself and take it out on everyone else. I reckon he's onto something

yeah not to mention the banging on about wanting to leave for several months without doing anything about it

Going to start drinking but if mum asks me to drive her or anyone somewhere I'm going to be in real trouble.

Well, I'm none of those things..
But given the fact you've now become submissive and all the bark has been sucked out of your attacks on me I think I might be on to something.

Kill yourself. Freak. Nobody wants you here.
You here that? Nobody wants you here. Little Virgin. Little freak.
Blow your fucking brains out.

too sick for work, too sick for breakfast roll

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you here that

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You can come to Europe and try to get a job while you're here, or even immediately start a business.

In the future you won't be able to do either. You'll need to get a job first, and only a select group of people will be eligible for a visa. There will be limited numbers of visas, so luck will have to be involved. And because the process will be difficult, a company will really have to want you badly. In practice that will mean you'll need to either be in the elite in your field, or well connected.

For ordinary people the doors are closing.

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now THIS is fucking kino

oh no i made a typooo :(((((((((((((((

blog on

Its honestly depressing.

nah we'll be fine

Finding myself embarssed for this German who comes in and post huge paragraphs of shit no one cares about.

Sorry if I wasn't clear, the proceeds from the 120k (or whatever necessary amount) would be reinvested, to keep invested funds at the initial value in real 2018 terms

He's right lad

emmett having a literal meltdown

get some new webms you alien looking motherfucker

Holy shit I really struck a nerve

if you don't have the gumption to start a business in the UK then you wouldn't be able to do anywhere else
you're going to keep blaming irrelevant invisible factors since that means it's not your fault but that is the bottom line

It's what you voted for.
Depends what you mean by "fine". Your chances of coming to live in Europe are extremely diminished.
I can see I touched a nerve.
Ah I see. I apologise for misunderstanding you.

Where's the bark?
You incel. You perma-virgin. You fucking nerd.
Where's the bark? Its gone.
Because I'm getting to you.
Nobody loves you. Kill yourself.

Irish passport making me feel a lot comfier than I would otherwise desu

Do need to actually order it though LOL

but obviously Dave loves him because he'll join him in his "blackpill" wankery lol

>Your chances of coming to live in Europe are extremely diminished.
no they won't

>think of the economy!! think of your job prospects in germany!
get a grip you spacker
brexit means brexit

Blog on you disgusting neet

temperature keeps dropping

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