I am 18 years old and currently live in a bland midwestern shithole. This is not to last, however...

Homeschooling is for religious retards. Thank god my French children will receive a normal education and won’t risk being shot.

Very nice. Motivated and hardworking immigrants are always welcome.

What's the difference? What will it change?

out of all European countries you could've chosen you chose the fucking worst one

Just pray that you won't have a daughter, because if you do, expect her to be raped by arabs.

>Homeschooling is for religious retards
religious people go to private school you dense freak, homeschooling is for hippies and leftists
>a normal education
you mean like intensive sex education to ruin their innocence nad turn them into perverts

french is really easy to learn for a monolingual, user

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He is an American. I doubt he can locate France in a map.

Rough areas you should never want to settle to unless you can't find a job. Otherwise Godspeed. There's nothing better than seeing ouiaboo migrants wanting to integrate more than anything.

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This, everybody knows 95% Americans can't learn a second language. Even their "Italian and German Americans" for the most speak neither Italian or German.

the less americans in america the better. i think of the millions upon millions of people we lost to go live in yank land and become generic "white americans" and i think what a waste.

You're probably trolling, but get ready to not find a job or get paid peanuts compared to USA
>implying lille isn't great
>not circling bordeaux
OP should just avoid Paris and its suburbs

If you really wanted to do it, you'd already start learn french.

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based francophile Russian

>Monaco/Côte d'Azur
No reason not to go there if he's rich

If he's rich there's no reason not go to Paris either

Note how he didn't draw a line over Lille but made a point to go over the French rust belt. Northeastern France is such a miserable place to live in.

>France is white in 2019
>local women marry there and have kids too
Oooookay enjoy your niggers and arabs.

French are surprisingly helpful and nice, if op wanted to go to germany, asshole germans would be assholes

Bro it's honestly just a meme, ive been to paris , its still a vibrant and livable city. Only racist cucks would get triggered over an arab neighborhood

I was surprised when I visited Europe because Italians are actually the rude ones, while French people and Brits are very civil and helpful.

OP here, what are some good resources for learning French?

Learning arabic will be much more useful.for you in France.

I know religious homeschoolers. They're mostly sharp as a whip and have normal social lives.

Literally me except with Switzerland and I'm 21
MES ENFANTS SERONT DES JUIFS DES MONTAGNES

Taking lessons using apps and websites, or even having a personal teacher.
When you have a decent level I'd suggest reading books and finding people willing to voicechat with you.

Fuck off already you faggot

If you move to France enjoy living under sharia and being raped daily by arabs.
That's the French way of life these days.

Too cold here for you Juan? I hope you know that France isn’t all sun and warmth year round amigo.

I believe you 100%

OP I must warn you though that continental Europe doesn't get so hot in the summer, most buildings don't have air conditioning

For what? so you can earn less money, live in a smaller house and live in a country that is worse than the USA in every single way? It is one of my life goals to move to the USA and live in a massive house in a suburb while earning a lot of money, being able to buy and shoot all kinds of weapons, and being able to afford things that here are extremely expensive and have no market (literally everything that is not food) I would be so much happier if I were in your situation, you have no idea how miserable life is in third world brown shitholes.

more useful if he moves to israel tho

Why would you move to a country with no healthcare, decaying infrastructure, regular school shootings, and retarded politics when you could go one country further and have everything you want with none of the downsides I listed?

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Also, not everyone in this shithole is rich. 80% of people here live paycheck to paycheck.

You can put your head in the sand as much as you want Pierre, you fucking French faggot but you know very well that your country is now ruled by arabs because you French people are cowardly faggots who are afraid of the arabs.
Enjoy living under sharia and being raped by arabs everyday because this is what your future holds.

>sex education
everybody already knows that stuff lmao. Kids find out about sex by themselves

but you are arab

>tells him he would have more purpose to learn arabic if he moved to an arabic country
>seethe
calm down jew you weren't gased

>Canada
>no retarded politics

Ive been to Quebec.

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Idiot!

We're ruled by jews, not arabs even if it's pretty much the same since it's impossible to distinguish them

American homeschooling is wildly different from Europe because American public schools are actually objectively shit. Homeschooled American kids often dominate in college applications.

There's stuff more important than a big house or buying a lot of stuff imo. I could have moved in the USA but I refused because I prefer here

well it's switzerland, hard to find a better place to live in tbqh

Canada is my second best choice.

The people that in the USA live paycheck to paycheck are those who would be considered rich in brownentina. Salaries are much smaller, houses are much uglier and smaller, everything I want to buy costs a lot more (clothes are like 3 times as expensive , electronics are like 4 to 6 times as expensive, anime figurines too. pretty much everything you want that is not food is way more expensive and extremely taxed). Also I hate the language and the culture desu after I finish my degree in some years I will try to emmigrate anywhere as long as the country is not worse than niggertina and as long ad they dont speak a romance language.

kill yourself

Your mother should kill yourself.
Oh sorry she is busy having sex with arabs haha.
Maybe later she will do it.

Fuck off amerimutt, we are full

Yes you are filled with arabs who raoe you every day you fucking french homo.
You french people are the biggest homos in the world.
Even your language is fucking feminine.

are u mad?
did a french pissed on your Baklawa ?

Do not speak to me, kike. How much rocket do you avoid today? France is the best country in the world

Is this the same israeli retard that get bullied at school by mizrahis shitposting in every french thread? What a nutcase lmao look at him

>living rent free in homosexual jew head since hours now
lmao

Who wants to speak to you to fucking french homosexual.
France is the biggest shithole in the world.
I can't wait till France becomes muslim in 10-15 years and there will be a war between Israel and France.
I will join the IDF and kill as many of you arab and french faggots.

you have to be 18 yo to post on Jow Forums

>will join the IDF
It would be necessary to start by leaving your home...

My fantasy is that there is a war between Israel and france and I go around with my IDF unit in france and slaughter you french homo cowards like rabbits.

good luck you can barely keep peace in your own ciountry

ok retard, don't forget to step on a land mine on your way to school

but the reality is that you're a kike surrounded by arab filth lmao

sorry schlomo but FRANCE is a great nation with centuries of history, they will never be defeated
you on the otherhand already represent a minority in your apartheid shithole and i will laugh the day the arab majority has enough of your shit

I know you're jealous not to be a French, but I do not blame you

Based
Based amerilard

Paris is the best option user dont listen to the haters, more jobs more opportunities and every you can dream of

Agree master. County side french seem Comfy tho

>the country that the WHOLE world hates tries to trash talk the most based country in europe
go scam some shekels or something

Comfy maybe but quickly lonely, boring, no jobs

thanks for the advice

Woah I live in the Midwest too (MIssouri) and I have been to germany many times and I love it there, I would still rather live here in the Midwest though and speak German and not English

Go visit Paris. There are Africans everywhere trying to sell you stuff and Arab kids throwing coke cans

Probably has got nothong on your numerous skids rows

This. Went to Paris. Overrated shithole. WHy the fuck should I pay 7 dollars for 375 mL of water? Arabs and Blacks run rampant in certain districts like Mont-Parnesse.

just like whatever western cities

>WHy the fuck should I pay 7 dollars for 375 mL of water?

Nice try but a 1L bottle of water in a supermaret don't even cost 1 euros
If you are really too dumb to go to a mart you don't belong in America either

I have never seen prices like that, where was it

stop taking my name, i am Ahmed

Not a store but some french pizza restaurant. Granted sometimes it was a lot better of price. I was only in there for 2 days so I wasn't going to a supermarket to buy in bulk. and then I did some math for how much the gas costed in gallons per dollar and it was like 8 dollars a gallon. Way too expensive for me personally.

You know tap water is free in restaurant right?
>I was only in there for 2 days so I wasn't going to a supermarket to buy in bulk
You're telling me it's not possible to buy single water bottles in stores in america?

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tap water is free in whatever restaurant, you must look like the average fat american easy to scam

Do i know tap water is free? No I don't. I asked if it was once and they said no those BASTARDS. Or that might have been munich

OK yes I do dress like an american but I only weigh 60kg and i am 178cm

So you visit a city for 2 days, don't do any research beforehand and claim it's overrated? Why did you even do there?

It's not funny, Pierre

most homeschooled kids ive met were smart and well ahead of their public school equivalent, one was a little behind but he had dyslexia and something else so slight disadvantage

Nah it is free, but we didn't know of any large supermarket nearby and I wasn't about to go running around Montparnesse looking for a supermarket where I only spoke 20 words of french.

the opposite then you look like the average incel americunt easy to scam because he knows he got scammed but keeps his faked smile to avoid problems

>french pizza restaurant
>not eating fat cheap delicious muslim owned pizzas

oh no user

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yikes

We went to the Eiffel tower. and visited napoleons grave. Couldnt even get close to either. Place was crawling with blacks telling me i can buy 5 eiffel tower models for 5 euros or 5 dollars. Louvre was way too crowded for my liking but I never did reach the Bastille or Versailles like I wanted to.