/brit/

go on my son get in there mbar

>he can't ejaculate twice
the absolute state of niggers

#ynwa

I can understand why Germans hate us. I don't understand why Scandis, the low countries, central Europe hate us

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I have one from 2008 but it's on my desktop and I'm in bed
you can find out exactly when you saved it because the Jow Forums file name you get is the number of seconds that have passed since some UNIX thing was made in the 70s
there's an online converter that tells you when the image was saved, from the filename

My opinion on women and blacks and Jews

Why do brits are the best posters?

Not sure why you greentexted that, she bought the house and gave it to me and my sister so we pay her rent

If you say so mate

Where are people calling for your starvation?
We don't hate you. We pity you.

you arrive in Baja California

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Soul or soulless ?

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If by some UNIX thing you mean UNIX and by in the 70s you mean the 1st of January 1970

I cum twice very regularly but I've never managed to reach the mythical trifecta orgasm

Don't fucking reply to it and ruin another thread.

Haven't showered in 2 days hair looks like it's been dipped in a barrel of fish oil

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just heard Cornish rebels have taken control of the local administation lads

Real cities don't have such clear divides between ultra-dense urban space and undeveloped rural areas. Maybe on a hypothetical space colony.

zach you here mate?

Have you ever had a loli in your sauna?

my name sure is zachary

No, not really. There is genuine hatred in the hearts of Germans when it comes to Britain.

is that what UNIX is?
I didn't know

don't use shampoo, keep it up for a few weeks and you'll have god-tier hair

join the nopoo master race

>City keep losing
So it's literally Spurs league to lose then? Remarkable.

ability to laugh at yourselves, remember how angry yanks got at the mutt memes?

>tfw £700 on newcastle to win the entire cup

>why yes, my name is zach

Completely untrue. Have you ever been to Germany?

But it feels so disgusting lad. Don't know how people do it

What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 29th of March 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

It's an operating system, it's what's running under linux and mac os

why don't you just fish?

>2C. Feels like -2C

what does this mean?

luck of the irish

You're supposed to still shower and rinse your hair with water

Yeah you posted this the other day. Can you recommend a good English wine? I haven't had any yet but I have heard positive things.

you now remember me

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youtube.com/watch?v=k5cxkh0euvU

Nah wine is for benders, I just copied that from some posh smug cunt on twitter

It's a meme for weirdos.

joining the army

no such thing, our climate does not allow for grapes to grow

windchill and shit

my name is actually Zachary

if you shampoo your hair, you completely wipe out the natural oils on your scalp, this causes the scalp to produce large amounts of oils... if you keep this up, your hair gets greasy quickly and you need to shampoo it regularly

if you drop the chemicals for a few weeks the rate at which your hair gets greasy slows down significantly.

But yeah, those first few weeks are kinda grim

Won't it still be greasy though? The last time I went 3 days without showering was over a decade ago

*boops your nose*
haha got you! how foolish you look!!

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never heard of a greenhouse?

Ja, mein opa war Deutscher, unt seine Familie lebt noch im Schwarzwald.
Whenever I've visited I've noticed a genuine dislike from strangers I've met when they realised I was British.

playing a video game

why not just wash your hair everyday then it's not an issue

lmao

his writing is pretty cheap, but it's fun. So fuck you /lit/!

i was reading about unix time a few days ago, apparently they're going to run out of seconds in like a decade
someone post it

good lad

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We can't expect God to do all the work.

how can Britain, and Island surrounded by fish, starve?

>At 15:30:08 UTC on Sunday, 4 December 292,277,026,596 (should that date happen), 64-bit versions of the Unix time stamp would cease to work, as it will overflow the largest value that can be held in a signed 64-bit number. This is nearly 22 times the estimated current age of the universe, which is 1.37×1010 years (13.7 billion).

yeah, slightly more than a decade left till that happens lad

leave voters killed by this single post

how can Britain, and Ireland surrounded by fish, starve?

FEEDING TIME

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eu won't let us fish

penis keeps popping out and touching the chair despite my best attempts to keep it contained

because we let the EU fish all our fish

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Need a fish license

he is referring to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

32-bit is the one i read about

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call amberlamps

Unironically fishermen will make more money when we leave because we can scrap EU overfishing quotas.
T. Son of a crab fisherman

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because it feels and looks a lot better, more consistently with nopoo

>wash your hair
>floppy or frizzy for half a day after, better put some product in it! ;^)
>repeat ad nauseam

It's as if a fire-extinguisher company has told you to set your house on fire on a daily basis desu. No thanks, I'd rather not prop up the petrochemical/cosmetics industry.

Seems like he's suffering from a delusion.
>Black Forest

In Swabia and around that region they are unfriendly to everyone, don't worry about that. It's not just because you are from the UK. They hate everyone who isn't Swabian. And even people who are.

>crab fisherman
sounds like a euphemism for those lads who pick up munters at clubs

why the fuck didn't they plan for this kind of thing
"ah we'll all be dead by then fuck it, this computer thing will never take off anyway"

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That’s what we did to the Irish during the famine also, makes you start to think it was a real attempt at genocide

your dad has crabs lol

taking a big poo lads

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also the fact that currently like 80% of the fishing in UK waters is done by foreign boats

>completely depletes all the fish
OI WTF HO DID THIS 'APPIN, BLOODY FRENGSH 'N JERRIES MET'INKS

no food to steal from Ireland, unless they want to force the prots to starve this time lmao

Phwoar

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