Why do Americans do this
Why do Americans do this
Eli Allen
Brandon Rodriguez
Because we are hyaku pahcento BASED
Landon Powell
I want someone to give me legitimate reasons for why all that is wrong.
Owen Jenkins
why are americans so obsessed with labelling themselves and others around them?
in america, people will be able to tell how you vote solely from which car you drive, and they'll judge you accordingly. it's a surreal culture.
Brody Carter
No culture and poor education
Benjamin Lewis
Based OBSESSED eurobro spitting facts on america that he heard from youtube videos
Ayden Gonzalez
This is what happens without a class structure
Alexander Reyes
It's a strawman.
Jackson Miller
>use handout as guide
pottery
Parker Moore
I think it's pretty much the destruction of traditional communities and the rise of ultra-consumerism after World War II.
Nolan Clark
i don't think that it's wrong, but it does seem a little stupid to think that it's necessary to have your personal views plastered on your back. the guy comes off as offended.
sort of hypocritical, maybe?
also, just the general state of (some of) the US.
Nathaniel Stewart
>You don't get a participation trophy
>Not everybody is a winner
>Sometimes you actually lose
He's talking about Confederate flag-waving right wingers, right?
Jayden Hill
isn't this just common sense. americans treat banality as revelation
Gavin Walker
He's wrong
His mom is for free
Christopher Gray
you just KNOW that this guy would start screaming and crying if someone disrespected an american flag
Dominic Baker
>People are going to say things that you don't like
And yet he is wearing a shirt whining about what liberals stereotypically say and probably gets offended by people who kneel for the anthem.
You pay in STDs
Ryder Howard
fair point
Jose Rodriguez
>hurr durr snowflakes
>acts like a snowflake
Alexander Nguyen
why are yuropoors so fragile?
Cameron Perry
"Subtleness" is not a word in American English
Joshua Howard
>wearing clothes with walls of texts
Do Americans really do that? You are considered looney if you do that here
Caleb Hernandez
It's hypocritical
Isaac James
It's like those "support the troops" bumper stickers / yellow ribbons that were popular in the early years of the Iraq war. Nobody in the country actually wished the individual soldiers to come to harm (outside of a few extremists). It was all virtue signaling about supporting GWB and the neocons/neoliberals' wars.
Tyler Reed
I don't get the forklift operator part. How does it relate to the rest of the drivel?
Lincoln Wood
Ryan Anderson
The poor trailer trash people wear it all the time when I travel South. Its actually hilarious.
It gets worse when you get to San Fran., people dress like pretemtious faggots.
Luke Nelson
Dylan Martinez
I bet those shirts are produced automatically for all sorts of professions with the rest of the text staying the same. People get attached to whatever they think makes them unique. I'm probably guilty of that too, but at least I don't wear stupid shirts with text on them.
Caleb Gonzalez
>that shirt
kek
Matthew Young
more pls
i need more
Owen Miller
that's a high school classroom
Easton Carter
Wyatt Turner
this one is actually decent
t. otally not born in September
John Brooks
Do what?
Jaxon Clark
say no more, ayy lmao
William Brooks
Elijah Davis
Andrew Nelson
Lincoln Long
>when you see it
Christian Rogers
>calls others snowflakes for getting triggered
>is such a triggered snowflake he bought a tshirt to project
Christopher Gonzalez
Angel Rodriguez
>Loves His Country, God and Guns
And yet he doesn't use the Oxford comma like a real American
Jeremiah Bailey
It's true though, Americans are soulless predictable creatures
Gabriel Foster
jfc, how can anyone even enter this shit with a straight face
Jordan Collins
>Incel mobile
>Grab them by the pussy
hmmm...
John Green
Wtf is that guy a school teacher?
Jeremiah Hughes
Does every country have this "working man" shirt culture? There is alot of stalls selling those kind of shirts at estonia, aimed at finns who go there to grab booze. Also i wish i had pic related, every epip finnish shirt meme in one.
>Winter war stuff
>Hockey scores
>"Im not a gynecologist but i can take a look!"
etc etc
Anthony Evans
Doubtful. Do you really think somebody wearing that shirt would become a teacher? Most schools would also frown upon teachers wearing overtly political clothing.
Isaiah Barnes
>defending our country
Jack Richardson
Then why is he there?
Juan Jackson
>right-wing "comedy"
oof
Colton Flores
Parent, maybe. He could also be an overgrown high schooler.
David Sanders
Could be a substitute teacher, substitute teachers were just random parents in my school
Ian Diaz
>not standing for the pledge
smdh liberals
Kayden Perez
>ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Why do they do this?
Ayden Bailey
I believe it's some sort of MUH GUNS autism.
Carter Torres
Is it not a thing in other countries?
Angel Cooper
subtlety
Nathan Wright
No, only Americans from the south do.
Everyone else gets the visual hint that wearing a shirt like that is retarded
Ayden Gutierrez
A lot of Americans have a rebellion fetish. They secretly hope the day will come when they can finally use their guns to defend Freedom™ from its enemies. A lot of gun culture in America is built around the idea that the only thing stopping the UN from overthrowing the US government, banning Christianity, and installing the NWO is their AR-15.
Carson Perry
This but unironically.
Anthony Watson
>this retard fought pointless wars around the world for oil and muh gommunism and is now in a wheelchair
>that's why you have to stand
Henry Myers
Chase Williams
Lincoln Wilson
>Islamic Republic of Enlightenment
Really?Is that the best name he could come up with?
I understand that he tried to give a message but why not do a bit more believable worldbuilding?
Something like "The American Caliphate" would have been much more cooler
James Martinez
>A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
Chase Brooks
Maybe he was going for a Iranian Revolution type of deal
Jonathan Reed
Well, Russian surplus arms sure helped Vietnam not fold to America.
Colton Cooper
Wasn't there a whole thread about that a few months ago? That was golden.
Jacob Howard
The Amazon reviews are also pretty funny
tl;dr: "This books was so thought-provoking and realistic! It could happen tomorrow!!1one"
Kevin Lee
Adrian Cook
triggered snowflake?
Nolan Torres
I will never understand why some milquetoast neoliberal black guy drove boomers and incels so batshit insane.
Oliver Lewis
Is it bad that I now unironically want to give this book a shot to see what all the fuss is about?
Samuel Morgan
Republicans tapped into and encouraged peoples' xenophobia for political power. Most of them didn't actually believe the whole birther/secret-Muslim narrative, but they exploited it because it gave them listeners/votes.
It's called "Phoenix Rising" by William Johnstone. Probably could find an ebook online.
Tyler Green
Probably. I'm sure the novelty wears off quickly and you're left with the godawful prose.
Noah Evans
>boomers always point out that millenials get participation trophies
>they were the ones giving them out
Big think
Asher Collins
jesus, euros have a huge fucking ego
Nicholas Powell
no that was all about the importance of RoE
Dominic Ward
how much sisters do i have to fuck to get that shirt?
Lucas Sanchez
It's like the Navy Seal copypasta, but unironic
Tyler Long
I bet the only people who read this shit are mall cops that never served
Nathaniel Ross
Hey, I would have served if I didn't have these bone spurs
Andrew Gray
Americans are so childish.