So how is your sex life, Jow Forums?

>why yes, my sex life is great how could you tell?

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How big is he? Or how small is she?

>sex
>life

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i have a 6/10 qt sadgf who i fuck on the reg so until we inevitably break up i have that going for me

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What is sex

I haven't had sex in a decade. I don't care anymore, I just want to live out the rest of my life comfortably.

>mfw that guy

LIFE IS FUCKING UNFAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Yes I haven't had sex in a year, how did you know?

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i'm a permavirgin loser

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Sex before marriage is bad ok
Praise jebus

Fukc off, mum

I'm a virgin but the other day I met it's a fat 18yo and sucked his dick and wanked him

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!
Dont worry bout it, I still love you Lisa

*this
Also I'm 23

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it isn't

How old are you

Huh?

>This guy is the same species as me
>God exists
LMAOOO

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Either non-existent for years or am fucking almost every day until my dick falls off.
Currently zero.

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Rge arab defense for sexual assault

That guy is way out of her league.

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Quite good, introduced this previously virgin girl to blowjobs and currently training her to deepthroat.

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23

Fine

unexistant

khv why?

same

This guy has a really big forehead.

>Jow Forums
>sex life

dude that makes me super sad to hear. my libido is fucked and im on an ssri that supposedly isnt messing w it too much but i dont really know. regardless my sex life requires a low dose boner pill now and i wanna die

lol this so much

people react differently.
also my libido was nearly gone before I started the meds anyway, so that's probably why it happened.

I had really mediocre sex two Black Fridays ago. I'm still bitter about my ex ending things on such a boring note.

>go for a doctor’s appointment the other day
>routine questions include
>are you sexually active?
>did you have many partners in the last year?
>would you like to take an HIV test?
>mfw

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i had sex the last weekend.

ah yes the old "lie down and lift my head a bit so my neck looks more muscular, my jawline is more defined and my face looks leaner" trick

I saw another pic of him and he's average

I'm 20 years KHV, and will be a 21 years KHV in three weeks.

pretty pathetic. i mean i can get sex easily wherever and whenever i want, but i'm a porn addict so my dick can only get up to porn. i'm desensitized to the real thing

It is funny how autists here say that this cute girl wouldn‘t go for an autist as it they deserve a cute girl like that
If you say that the guy looks better than her it is false, it only appears so because for once a male looks above average.
Men are ugly motherfuckers in general *shivers*

Just like last three years - two escort visits per month. Sometimes more, sometimes less, sometimes I treat myself for more girls at once.

Generally bretty comfy.

Hahaahahahahhahaha paying for sex oh god the men that browse this board lmao it‘s like r9k has decided to create a national geographic version of r9k minus the educational part NG tends to have

haven't had any in three years. guess that's more or less okay, though. it took me two and a half years to sort my shit out anyway.
shitty life, honestly. all the shittier for comparably not being shitty at all.

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>over-reacting
>instantly sit on that high horse, no matter the lack of rational reason for doing so
>thinks there is something as a free sex for men
You do you, roastie.

Also, you know the rules and so do I.

why is Chad with this 4/10 plain bitch? He could easily get someone hotter

>spent 3 years getting a new sexual partner every other week
>breaking hearts across 14 states
>get a motorcycle and ignore women for over a year
>meet the love of my life
>getting married this year
It's p comfy OP

why are you still on this god forsaken website if you're getting married

that girl has a disgusting potatoface, that dude could do much better

>over-reacting
Oh nononono I am over-reacting at something the lowest thing a man can do to destroy his ego lmao. Dying a virgin is literally better (and imo not bad at all depending if you care about two things only: knowledge and fitness) than hiring an aids infested nasty ass toilet lmao.
>instantly sit on that high horse, no matter the lack of rational reason for doing so
Read first argument, the part where I said virgin autists are better than autists who hire hookers.
>thinks there is something as a free sex for men
Hahahaha do you think being a decent person is worth something? Alright be a decent person at the cashiere next time when you buy something in the store lmao I am sure you‘ll get it for free.
>Also, you know the rules and so do I.
That would have only been the case if I revealed my gender, did not say anything nor will I do it as it is not relevant in any way.

>nonono I'm not overreacting
>writes huge-ass essay of a post
top lel.
>That would have only been the case if I revealed my gender
Either you are a female or even worse (I unironically doesn't wish you this) a guy who thinks like a female. But we both know the answer here.
>aids infested nasty ass toilet lmao.
You should also stop projecting.

haven't got laid in a month or so and I'm losing my mind, I hate masturbating 3 times a day

Last time was 5 months ago

>top lel
I tend to write long posts in general, that is my style.
>Either you are a female or even worse (I unironically doesn't wish you this) a guy who thinks like a female. But we both know the answer here.
Elaborate the thinking part, because I have provided enough arguments to counterfeit what you said, am willing for you to strike back though instead of just pure ad hominem. It seems actually I am the manlier one in the debate because I am not coping to live in a delusional state, I am even suggesting you what you could do to improve.
>aids infested nasty ass toilet lmao.
Not saying I am better just because I could not get laid (notice how I am realistic with myself unlike you), in fact I think I have shat on virgins more than non-virgins. But ultimately paying cash to get something a lot of men can get with just giving enough compliments is barrel deep low lmao. You cannot deny this man.

It's non existent and at this point I can't envision that ever changing

Minus feit

What is sex

Is this guy real? How can someone have such good genes? Life is SO UNFAIR REEE

weird. i crave an irish bull's cock deep in my (boi)pucci

>irish bull

oxymoron

Pretty good thanks for asking

>paying for sex is wrong
Why is it wrong in your head. Explain to me your exact reasoning.

>delusional state
Again, with projecting. Why do you do this? Also why are you so butmad? Are you actually aware that you are sperging here violently because someone spends his money in some way?

>Elaborate the thinking part
There is no free sex. You are either spending your money, time or other/all resources. That's how it is done in nature and we are not abstract from this process. I spent enough of those (mostly time is what hurts me) at dating, on long-term relationships. I'm not interested in those anymore and since I value my time more than my money, I use them to pursuit those services directly. Every guy with a speck of real experience either understands or know this basic fact of exchange between sexes.

>it's barrel deep low lmao
People you learn about in universities; emperors, poets, conquerors, kings and famous writers used service of whores since times immemorial. Were great Roman emperors "barrel deep low"? Or Greek philosophers?

>ad hominem
Stop being childish fucktard. You started swinging shit, so don't play all le master debater now. It's cringy and dumb.

Lost my virginity on the 31st of August 2018. Had about 10 different women since then.

I'm doing hand-to-hand combat right now.

Congrats on having sex on my birthday, user

Happy belated birthday, Mr. Leaf!
Too bad I don't remember the actual sex itself

How old were you? Was it a gf?

>Too bad I don't remember the actual sex itself
>user got raped
Boiiii

>Why is it wrong in your head. Explain to me your exact reasoning.
Would you pay someone to be your friend? Sex is a social value.
>Again, with projecting. Why do you do this? Also why are you so butmad? Are you actually aware that you are sperging here violently because someone spends his money in some way?
I am making fun of you and I am laughing and you. Sperging is getting angry over something, I am not angry at all. I mocked you. And even if I were angry, would you get angry if you saw someone literally setting his money on fire?
>People you learn about in universities; emperors, poets, conquerors, kings and famous writers used service of whores since times immemorial. Were great Roman emperors "barrel deep low"? Or Greek philosophers?
Get with the times gramp. Someone fairly modern yet sort of important was Vincent van Gogh, he cut his ear off for a prostitute. Anyways the point I want to make is that he was an autistic piece of shit who could not make any friends. Avid visitor of prostitutes. I love his work and writing though regardless.
>Stop being childish fucktard. You started swinging shit, so don't play all le master debater now. It's cringy and dumb.
I said pure ad hominem. I love ad hominem, as you can see. That‘s why my posts are always so damn long.

Jow Forums has a good language learning community, I also like Jow Forums /out/ and /tg/.

Where did you get that picture of me and my sister?

It's actually a pretty weird story, and technically *it* happened on September 1st
>be me
>turn 18 in late June
>never tried alcohol in my life
>start going out to clubs and bars with my Chad friend
>he would always take a girl home, while I would wake up in the metro covered in my own vomit
>funtimes.jpg
>then this one girl I know from an anime convention overhears us talking about drinking and says she has never drunk alcohol before
>I try to be nice and tell her she can join us on Friday
>she seems very enthusiastic about it
>now that I think about it, she was probably into me at that point
>I had no sexual intentions, but as I got drunker, she was looking hotter and hotter
>she's surprisingly very sober compared to me
>Chad finds some Nigerian tourist girl and takes her home
>I don't remember the rest but I woke up in a 5 star hotel with the anime girl
>AmISupposedToMarryHerNow.nig
>she remembers everything that happened
>turns out I asked her out on a date to the movies while drunk in bed
>apparently we fucked without a condom but it's ok because she's infertile
>we go out for 2 months

Don't drink, bros

Oh I actually got raped again like 2 weeks ago
Woke up in bed with two fat girls a few years older than me, I unfortunately remember some parts and I get Vietnam-style flashbacks.

>Would you pay someone to be your friend? Sex is a social value.
Again, explain to me why paying for sex is wrong in your head. "Sex is a social value" is as vague as empty, not to mention plain stupid. There is obviously a sex and there is a sex. I'm getting the vibe you actually can't explain it.

>And even if I were angry, would you get angry if you saw someone literally setting his money on fire?
I wouldn't really care. Why do you care? It's his money, no? Should I start caring about how you spend your money? Shall we make it a public matter?

>Get with the times gramp
Great argument. It's literally "ITS 2019!" lefturd nonsense. Let's agree that you have nothing valuable to say here and move on.
>I want to make is that he was an autistic piece of shit who could not make any friends
Wow, what a great and deep point. I didn't asked about Gogh, didn't I.

FUCK women. Seriously

She doesn't deserve him.

>Again, explain to me why paying for sex is wrong in your head. "Sex is a social value" is as vague as empty, not to mention plain stupid. There is obviously a sex and there is a sex. I'm getting the vibe you actually can't explain it.
Apparently you don‘t get it. What part don‘t you get that normal humans don‘t see it as something you BUY but EARN. You can buy twitter followers, you will have thousands of them, depending on the service they will even interact with you, but you have bought them not earned them. Now to think of it like this, you‘re right. It isn‘t bad at all, I should not laugh at those who are like this.
Won‘t respond to second paragraph because I was not angry thus it is futile. But the fact you think like this, makes me think of this previous comment you said about me, that I think like a girl I mean. In all honesty the only thing you lack is a vagina but I bet you‘re ugly, hairy, retarded and fat enough to pass for a tumblrina. Oh wait you don‘t even need these days an actual vagina to be one so never mind.
>Great argument. It's literally "ITS 2019!" lefturd nonsense. Let's agree that you have nothing valuable to say here and move on.
Wow, what a taliban thing to say of you! Let‘s keep it medieval and conservative! Things that were done in the past should be still done! Do you wear a fedora?
>Wow, what a great and deep point. I didn't asked about Gogh, didn't I.
Technically you didn‘t name anyone specifically and I am literally just naming someone I recently intensively read about.

hes too goodlooking for a man noone will ever take him serious.

>What part don‘t you get that normal humans...
Are you actually able to provide any original thought, or you just keep spouting dumb fallacies and appealing on some form of "normal people". For most of the human history it was completely normal and without any social stigma for those "normal people" of yours and on many places on earth it still is. I'm interested in WHY do you think it is bad, specific reasons. Why do YOU think it is bad, when two people agree on providing service for money? Why do you think the literal oldest profession in human history is bad? Are you a christian of some sorts?

>but I bet you‘re ugly, hairy, retarded and fat enough to pass for a tumblrina.
>you spend money in a way I was taught is not nice, so you must be XY
This is another reason why I said you are a female.

>Wow, what a taliban thing to say of you!
Kek, you really are utterly braindead debil. Are you even self-aware at this point? Do you even get the irony that it is actually a medieval outlook on prostitution that you are memeing here? Also what the fuck, since when banging prostitutes is in any way "conservative"? Hot damn, you dumb.

>Technically you didn‘t name anyone specifically
You can quite literally pick any famous Greek, Roman or other person of interest of antiquity from various nations/tribes and chances are, they banged prostitutes. Horace, one of the greatest Roman poets of all time, was known to furbish one room in his villa with mirrors, roof included, so that he could watch prostitutes he was fucking from all sides and angles. Augustus, probably greatest Roman emperor and maybe even a greatest Roman who ever lived, was banging them too (together with female slaves). First Greek statue of female ever (and most famous one) was modeled after a high class escort Praxiteles was banging at time. But yeah, those people, pathetic losers whole lot of them. Fat and hairy too.

Non-existent

I am still waiting for it to start.

Based, same here

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Chaste

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I prefer jerking off to porn than having sex desu.

I haven't had sex since the summer of 2017. Sometimes I think it would be nice to have sex but I know it actually gets boring really fast.

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Havent had any since summer, but it might start again, the thot is late for rent and im open to suggestions as always.
I hate it when they give up their laptop or jewlery if they cant pay with money.

Last time I had sex was with my ex girlfriend about 7 months ago. I have had opportunities since then but turned them down because I am not where I want to be yet. I'm sick of only having sex with mediocre girls. I want to get Jow Forums and get a better job and move up to decent looking girls.

same
i'm an actual fag though so i lied and said i was a virgin cuz that feels less shameful than admitting to being a fag in this country

He looks like a roommate I had when I was in a summer program. Also non-existent.

Started in last September and I am at my third partner. Internet helps a lot, my first time was with a friend who dumped me 1 month and a half later. I now crave for sex, feel more empty and less confident than when I was a virgin. Why ?
This is so strange.