>be european """""muslim""""
>drink alcohol
>go to parties
>jerk off
>eat non-halal food
>never pray
>barely know any prayers
>shave your beard
>do drugs
>deal drugs
>commit Zina
>"HABIBI IM MUSLIM I SWEAR I NEVER ATE PORK IN MY LIFE"
Shut the fuck up
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Be turkey
Half literate agnostics half illiterate goat shagger mountain dwellers
Ok armenomutt
What kind of loser doesn't drink alcohol once in a while
i feel like the stream of europeans converting to islam is gonna end up cucking your religion
I have never and will never drink alcohol in my life
Alcohol does nothing but bring disaster. Even Mormons understand this
Muslims, like he said
I feel the same. Europeans destroyed christianity and now they will destroy Islam as well. Fucking pagan subhumans
So? Even jews who run the world drink alcohol
Now we know why God has forsaken them
that's what they want you to think
>he will never experience a raki sofrasi
Your loss, villager
how to stop them?
jews drink wine for passover
>tfw used to smash the shit out of MENA second/third gen lads during my Electro parties phase some years
>Go to parties in the Netherlands, France, Germany and Belgium with my group of 10/15 lads
>The MENA lads would always start fights in the parties because for some reason nobody would fight back
>tfw they would start shit with us thinking we were locals and we would smash their shit
>tfw got kicked out from Soenda, 18 hrs, Beauregard, and parokaville
>They would carry knives and weapons but they would still get their shit kicked in because they weren't expecting so many of us to fight back
Now I'm just a normie who works and only has time to go to bars to grab a few drinks.
T. Watches porn at night cause Allah can't see you
Jews are supposed to drink in Purim according to some minhagim. Alcohol isn't poisonous by itself, moderation is the key.
>the stream of europeans converting to islam
So almost no one.
The cucking of islam has begun simply because muslims living in first world country understands more and more there's more to life than to larp as medieval desert dweller. Of course OP can't relate.
I will smash every Izmirli I see
I'm afraid its too late. E*ropeans are already in the process of brainwashing the muslim youth. Salafis are fighting back hard but they have been antagonized as well
Masturbation is allowed
Hard truth
>i feel like the stream of europeans converting to islam
>the stream of europeans converting to islam
Literally no one except a few turbo incel edgelords who have ISIS tier beliefs are converting, 99,9% of muslims here are immigrants or of immigrant descent
>never pray
>barely know any prayers
>shave your beard
These I take issue with. You don't need to pray to be religious, and shaving your beard is necessary to stay clean.
It's the pushing of young people into doing these things they don't identify with, that pushes them away from the principles that actually benefit them - like not being a slut, not smoking, not drinking alcohol and the rest of it.
Dumb frogposter
You support old m8 erdoğbydlo dont you
Dumb westernized paki, you are not a true muslim
>Masturbation is allowed
No, it's really not. But if doing that is all it takes for you to stay out of affairs, then using your common sense, you'll see it's the lesser evil.
Back to Pakistan
You are quite right. Best would be to bring your muslims all back to their homeland.
>namefags
If you can't explain why you think I'm wrong, then I'm right by default. Is that what you want? Explain your points of view, third worlders, don't just bark at things you don't like.
Well when you're only a single generation out from being illiterate goat herders
>Well when you're only a single generation out from being illiterate goat herders
From being Romanian?
>third worlders
I live in the UK.
All I'm saying is that if you are a musl*m then you need to leave.
Sorry put it in wrong thread lol
>So almost no one.
oh, sweet french user...
>cherrypicking
such european thing to do
Never been to Romania, but in any case they know how to function in a civilised society unlike saudis or your kind, paki.
Erdoğan is a liar, just like all politicans
You are allowed to masturbate if you do a gusül abdest afterwards. Once again you show your ignorance
1. Doing 5 prayers a day is your OBLIGATON as a muslim. The 5 pillars are essentially what makes a basic muslim. Completely shaving your beard is discouraged because a true muslim man is to sport a beard.
>oh, sweet french user...
>mexico
Are you actually Muslims? Or just larping for (you)s?
Turkey could have been so much more if it never adhered to that insane desert cult coined by immoral arabs. When will you realise that ?
No, Islam is the reason turks as a people prevailed and bloomed. Without Islam turks are nothing, it is ingrained in our culture to be muslim. The young turks tried everything to make turks less muslim but nothing worked
Confirmed for being retarded, how about you fuck off to reddit you retarded attentionwhore
lmao literally all of my muslim classmates were like this
had 1 guy that refused to eat pork because it was haram but drank alcohol every weekend and both smoked and sold weed
I am. I think the Turk's a dogmatic moron who hasn't read or understood the Quran and eats up the shit priests say to be popular. As with the bible, it's a practical text, you shouldn't find yourself doing morally ambiguous things if you're following it. As soon as you start listening to other people, you will, as is the case with this mong.
>You are allowed to masturbate if you do a gusül abdest afterwards. Once again you show your ignorance
Just look at this. You're killing your potential children. If it wasn't in the pursuit of procreation, you think that's something you can just pray away? That's a cultural assumption, not religious. Nowhere in the quran does it say you can do that. It's not the Just Eat of absolution from your sins, you coward.
Yeah well I know quite a lot of turkish women that would disagree with you friend
Really can't believe One God think about what kind of food people eat. It's ridiculous.
>all those serious replies
You are pathetic. You have been brainwashed by "ITS JUST A METHAPOR" cope christians do to justify their man made bible verses that make absolutely no sense. I hope you enjoy pretending to be a muslim at least.
>1. Doing 5 prayers a day is your OBLIGATON as a muslim. The 5 pillars are essentially what makes a basic muslim. Completely shaving your beard is discouraged because a true muslim man is to sport a beard.
No true scotsman, and you've not spent every day following the five pillars as a matter of prudence.
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i dont get muslims
they can always just fuck off to their desert hell 0 development 0 hdi 0 human rights and civil liberties impoverished shitholes, and all of this is coming from serbia
like, just fuck off out of here and be diseased illiterate double digit iq goat fucker in your native middle east, how hard is that?
>europe is too european, abdulah muh ham mad no like >:(
Drink until blackout drunk
>no true scotman
Okay I realized you are baiting me, good job you got me for a few minutes
Reality is even worse desu.
The average atheist is more Islamic than the average Muslim here.
I never drank alcohol in my life and I'm not even Muslim.
Yeah man its fucking disgusting, all these pseudo Muslims in the West make me sick I despise them. I kinda hope some right wing government does deport these fuckers back
>cope christians do to justify their man made bible verses that make absolutely no sense.
I'm literally saying if it's not in the quran, it's not valid, but if it is, you shouldn't follow it so singlemindedly that you do bad things in the pursuit of it.
Because that leads you to masturbate, or kill people that you determine to be nonbelievers so that you allegedly go to paradise.
Realise whatever you like, this is what I get for responding to internet educated Turks.
Might as well drink and fuck if you’re not gonna take it seriously anyway
>Serbia
Don't you have some airstrikes to avoid you fucking war criminal
Are you a convert?
>Muslima wears a headscarf and a mini-skirt
Stop baiting, and if you are truly serious I hope Allah helps you realise just how stupid and ignorant you are.
me neither desu
are you like a quranist?
Most abortions in the Netherlands are also done by foreigners and not by natives.
I doubt most muslim men refrain from masturbation.
Islamic women in the Netherlands are 9 to 10 times more likely to commit an abortion, than Dutch people (who are mostly atheist).
And pregnant teens get an abortion in 35% of the cases.
But if you just look at the Turkish girls then it's 67%.
>doing summer voluntary service at a university hospital's ER as part of my studies
>cutie patootie muslima foreign student banged her head and went straight to the doctor like a little lamb for god knows what reason
>she let me take off her headscarf
>she let me touch her body without gloves
>we chat a little
>next day I meet her at uni
>hook up for coffee, and fuck the next friday
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