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chilling adventures of sabrina

I love Mexico!!!

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have you seen american women?

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excellent pic opie

there are literally billions of girls like that, you just suck at attracting them

that's probably like a 1 in 5000 gf standard, sorry bud but it's not gonna happen

youtube.com/watch?v=T2gdbQpESNY
Wish I had superpowers t.b.h.

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This is the average American female.

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im making a gif

she'd only marry another finnish bull

me in the middle. srsly why do they make elevators so small these days

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I didn't mean her, I mean her:
will you marry me?

This one's better.

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The whole set of pictures for this is hilarious

Are you a cute girl? If we get married, you can move to the US and live with my parents with me.

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holy shit i just noticed shes signing a foot pic

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Are you a pedophile who likes 18 year old women, or are you normal?

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y
they're not the same person

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how would you react to having your picture taken while eating /cum/?

me in the back

I meant the situation not person.

I'd pose for the camera.

Is this real though?

hope i'm a lesbian in my next life

fucking pedo

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judging by the angle and all the people looking at the camera, some autist got up on a chair to take the pics too so that's why they look so weird

So do you guys actually like cum?

broo, I'm a Brazilian Bvll.
I've more sperm than you.
>you can move to the US and live with my parents with me.
I won't say no to that though...

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Why wouldn't it be? it's just mad roasties who hate that they're aging and losing their looks, common thing brah if you've ever been around wahmen

would you marry a tranzbol?

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Calling 18 pedo just seems very outlandish to me, even for roasties.

the only man i ever loved

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it's salty
brazilian women import white sperm

>discord in the background
lol

Based
I want to be reincarnated as a pretty lesbian when I die

did he cum on ur face too, SLUT?

>Trans flag

Yikes, stay away from me and my wife's son.

I fell in love with my female best friend in highschool and she turned out to be a huge liar and emotionally abused me. I was basically her beta orbiter until I found out her lies and she immediately turned everybody against me and everyone believed her because she was pretty and had better social skills than me. Ever since then I've just dated men. The worst one has ever done to me is cheat, but it was nothing like the psychological torture that friend put me through. I just can't date women, just fuck that, my bf is so kind and devoted and pure, I just don't think I could find that with a woman. I lean towards being more attracted to them but it isn't worth it. Hell I'm even spooked to make friends with other women still, it seems like whenever I think an interaction goes well I hear later the other woman has a shit impression of me or is telling straight up lies, playing weird power games, just fuck it. I know it comes off as very "not like the other girls I don't like drama teehee", I know women are just people, I'm a woman just like any other, just can't get over that mental hangup and uneasiness around women.
tl;dr too beta to be a lesbian, girls scary

>tfw recently spending lots of time with a girl that is all but the last of these
We're all gonna make it bros

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>no tuck
why is this person so cringy

youtube.com/watch?v=6Ojujkr7E38

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They're super cute

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:(

it is cold
someone hug me

:(

That's gonna be my new alarm.
My brother will "love" it.

If a female is your """"best friend"""" then its pretty obvious shes a psycho

Looks pretty gay to me.

damn paparatzies are cringy and awkward as fuck
how come none of you ended up in doing this as a job?

god i wish

all of her cuteness disappears with how dumb she is

this is totally real

this picture is pretty funny

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you mind if i save this gif?

it's all yours my friend

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are you flustered by the fact that someone following an idealogy you despise despite also being trans is getting attention? just wondering

>nigger

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i feel bad for chloe. her acting career is pretty much dead and she became the bullying target of /tv/ when she used to their queen

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>implying she could act at all

so ruth bader ginsberg has been absent for like a month now, how long can this go on?

all I hear is "I'm so vain"

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rbg will never die
keep hoping trumpkins

I just want a gf that
>isn't fat or below average
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't drink
>doesn't do any drugs
>doesn't like parties
>hasn't had casual sex
>likes at least 1 of 3: the arts, video games, or Jow Forums-style humor
I've literally gone on dates with stacies before but I just can't find a nice girl because I don't know any. HOW THE FUCK ARE INTROVERTED PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO MEET

>HOW THE FUCK ARE INTROVERTED PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO MEET
through friends, or the internet i guess

SHOOTS YOU

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>HOW THE FUCK ARE INTROVERTED PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO MEET
Their parents arranging suitors to court the woman.

Internet or in college through clubs/classes/social circles.

>working the bolt is fully operating an assault rifle operationally as an operator

no? its not about the attention, its the fact that she has that ideology while being trans, thats why i dont like /lgbt/

what ideology is this? quick run down pls

>no? its not about the attention, its the fact that she has that ideology while being trans, thats why i dont like /lgbt/

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have we proven that electrons exist without models?

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Strasserist or NazBol

Strasserist != nazbol

dont want daughters

I want daughters.

strasserism
she is pretty fucking cringy
reddit.com/user/Akkorokameowi/posts/

The only social events I go to are concerts
I listen to mostly punk and artsy experimental stuff. Sausagefest with slutty art hos or coke whores :(
My friend met his live-in artsy Jow Forums gf by just sliding into Facebook meme page dms. Am I going to have to do that? I'm graduating soon

OH MY FUCKING GOD ONLY 1/3 RADIATORS IN MY APARTMENT WORKS HOLY FUCK

who is she and does she do?

Idk how faggots get girlfriends, go ask /lgbt/

One of the trannys is Strasserist and one is NazBol. Either way they're both third positionist fascist ideologies

>I listen to mostly punk and artsy experimental stuff
those are wildly different genres... how does that work? how could you even compare the two kek

>artsy Jow Forums gf by just sliding into Facebook meme page
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG FUCK OFF NORMALFAG GTFO

any genre can be artsy and experimental
lots of really quality art punk out there