Be American

>be American
>be born
>leave a tip

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Well, you are supposed to tip for delivery.

>be american
>be such a fucking npc, ur life starts with a cutscene
thank u dr schomo shekelbergstein, very cool

>ur life starts with a cutscene

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>be such a fucking npc, ur life starts with a cutscene
this makes me sad and kek at the same time

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>ur life starts with a cutscene

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Damn, this post cuts deep...

you two should do standup

KEK

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>cutscene
perfect, all we need is the German not getting the joke

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lmao

Very nice

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...

based

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Based

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Kek

Amerimutts destroyed once again, I lost the count

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Guys.
I don't get it.

Is there ANY way for mutts to come back from that one???

Getting the dick mutilated in true American judeo christian tradition. Dog bless america.

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bless you kek

put me in screencap

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pretty funny ngl

SEETHING janny LMAO

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OH NONONONONONONONONONO SEETHING AMERIJANNY

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i missed it what did it say?

el peruANO

put me in the screenshot

SEETHING

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soy un chileno de vacaciones

jannies are so fucking thin skinned holy shit

What was it?

Damn, butthurt jannies deleted him

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bootyblasted mutt jannie deleted it lmfao

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They literally leave the tip of their dick.

>deleting posts because they make you butthurt
what a faggot that jannie is

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youtube.com/watch?v=SBIlLtkyUYg

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Why are Serbs so based

Ah okay. Epic!

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i'm not happy about being mutilated either janny but come on that shit was ice

>buttblasted jannies deleted it
KEK

kek

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Janny that's embarrassing ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=55Tx653hbjM
thread theme

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>the absolute state of buttblasted fishing village of janny

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>based serbian post getting bombed by butthurt nato janny

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youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY
FUCK JANNIES, NIGGERS AND KIKES

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Could someone please remind me how much do jannies get paid per post deleted?
How about mods? How's the salary increase?

JANNY GET ME BANS, YUH
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS, YUH

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JANNY

RIP AND TEAR

>born in the usa starts playing

eat shit faggots america rules never forget it

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OH NO DON'T SAY IT

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SHOW THYSELF, THOU GLOBBY BOTTLE OF CHEAP, STINKING CHIP-OIL!

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHOW YOURSELF AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
youtu.be/S7woEXovruc

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Fuck niggers, fuck jannies and fuck Americans with their mutilated penises.

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>Fuck niggers, fuck jannies and fuck Americans with their mutilated penises.

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Hold on a moment, sire. Genital inspection for signs of mutilation before one may enter this thread.

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

JAAANNNNNNNYYYYY WHERE ARE MY POSTS?!
JAAAAANNNYYY GIVE ME BACK MY POOOOSTSSSS, JAAANNNYYYYYY

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stop bumping this garbage thread

t. janny

okay janny

jannies don't post retard

>t. does it for free

Nice try J*nny but Jow Forums X patricians can still see based serbs post

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That's what a Janny would say.

>jannies don't post retard
They can.
They just can't let anyone know they're a jannie.

t. haven't read the rules

Damn, he is quite handsome.

Okay, I've never seen something like this, but this shit was too obvious. The amerimutt mod got so assblasted he decided to delete the post and ban the user.

ok, i'm a jannie.

we'll see how fast my post gets deleted

hint: if it doesn't. i'm not a jannie

Read the Australian post you disgusting Janny piece of shit circumcised mutt.

read my post you dick obessed jorge

What about it? I only read incoherent mutt glyphs.

cringe

>ameriseeths

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SEETHING

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please put me in the screencap

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>mods so buttblasted they deleted it

THE FACE OF A MARTYR.

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yeah
this one's going in the history books

mental how americans can go to the moon yet cannot retain their foreskins

Put me in the screencap

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