/brit/

Did you drive Bugatti?

hello incel

yea i suppose so, what time? can you give us a lift there and back and pay for my ale?

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would rather shite myself in the middle of tesco

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>one last question user, are you sexually active?

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peng

egalitarian meritocratic technocracy when?

Got the job lads
I start Monday
I start off at 9 dollars an hour

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>cricket
you are a british-pakistani man

I had a girlfriend once who used to like me to command her to piss herself in the middle of Rewe, one of the supermarkets here.

dunno why but i find this photo insanely hot

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do you want me to be ;)

oh yeah... mates call me The Shagger....

how often did you do it?

art hoe-slag alliance of 2017

ermm... haha *coughs*

more stories like this please

tfw no gf

just got back from pints, pizza and pool with the gf. fucking love her to bits ngl

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Only twice when I was with her because it made me feel uncomfortable. I did it over the phone a few more times, but I can't verify whether she actually pissed herself those times as she claimed.

She was also into incest roleplay, play piercing, and getting kicked in the cunt.

aww :^)

Jesus would love to ruin a girl like this’s cunt, I would look a creep though considering I’m 34

Cricket is a white man's activity

Incels don't do sport

Starts at 9 in the union, probs head there around half 9-10

Suit yourself

did she ever piss herself anywhere else? or piss anywhere else? did you really kick her as hard as you could?

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now we know who came first

EVE Online? Completed it mate.

flickr.com/people/165703484@N07/
lads

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Gimp if shes legal it's regal catch my drift
When i'm 60 i'm gonna be smashing 16 year old tarts still if i can

simple as dont care

Holy shit this is epic!!!

i have a watch just like that i think

just despunked my balls

youtube.com/watch?v=FP272JO8FgA

best 'tent on the 'tube right now

Girl at work has talked to me about her periods like 3 times in the past week, what is her endgame?

I suppose I should tell you what this bitch is thinkin'
You'll find me in the studio and not in the kitchen
I won't be braggin' 'bout my cars or talkin' 'bout my chains
Don't need to shake my ass for you 'cause I've got a brain

it is possible she thinks youre gay? or a woman?

not a fan of snakes, me

blog on

No, for some reason just supermarkets turned her on. She pissed herself in the supermarket as a very young child and for some reason this erotically imprinted on her and she liked to act it out over and over again.

Definitely didn't kick her as hard as I could, it was quite hard but still playful. She didn't want to actually get injured.

The n word

I got my honey on the Amtrak with the crack
In the crack of her ass, two pounds of hash in the stash

she's ovulating mate
get on it

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who would win in a fight?

a) Jesus
b) The Terminator

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>falling for the vaginal jew

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oh, looks like those MAGA hat wearing cunts who abused that Native American man were loser virgins after all

Who could've guessed!

indy100.com/article/maga-hat-boys-covington-catholic-harassing-women-washington-nathan-phillips-twitter-video-8739981

do I have a video for you

youtube.com/watch?v=dIeuBPDUzB0

dont understand

who would win in a fight? mike tyson or bruce lee?

>old british man touring poor parts of asia
gchq main office has more red flags popping up than 1920s russia

jesus couldn't even beat some r*mans (shitaly)

who
gives
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>oh, looks like those MAGA hat wearing cunts who abused that Native American man were loser virgins after all

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Remarks made by a series of foreign visitors to England during the Tudor period make it clear that, if Cornwall was commonly regarded as almost a separate country, then the Cornish were commonly regarded as a separate ethnic group. Lodovico Falier, an Italian diplomat at the Court of Henry VIII, had no doubts on this score. 'The language of the English, Welsh and Cornish men is so different that they do not understand each other', Falier informed a correspondent in 1531 - adding that it was possible to distinguish the members of each group by their alleged 'national characteristics'. Thus 'the Welshman is sturdy, poor, adapted to war and sociable', he observed, while 'the Cornishman is poor, rough and boorish; and the Englishman mercantile, rich, affable and generous.'

Seven years later, Gaspard de Coligny Chatillon - the French Ambassador in London - showed that he, too, was aware of this ethnic split. The kingdom of England was by no means a united whole, he wrote back to his political masters, for it also 'contains Wales and Cornwall, natural enemies of the rest of England, and speaking a [different] language'. Perceptions remained very much the same throughout the rest of the 16th century. Following the death of Henry's daughter, Elizabeth I, in 1603, the Venetian ambassador wrote that the late queen had ruled over five different 'peoples': 'English, Welsh, Cornish, Scottish ...and Irish'.

wonder if we will get to the point when sex is knocked off its pedestal, bit like religion where it used to be that someone would freak out if someone else wasn't as into that religion as them but now for some people that religion is sex

Yeah, when it's SUBLIMATED

not sure if GCHQ give a shit about 'ces

Really want to shag Jessica Knappett raw lads.

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MABA=Make Britain Great Again

>who abused that Native American man
But they didn't do this at all. It has been shown to be a complete lie.

the absolute TASTE of you lad

fucks sake

imagine caring about whatever the yankoid news is kvetching about

runty little gimps should stay on twitter

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looks like a skinny bloke in a dress

alri im risking a walk to the shops what do you want? i get to keep whatever change there is

Le kek

lovely arse

park lane hilton on the right

ted bundy kino is downloaded, good night /brit/, good night janny, good night nonce

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*hands you exactly $1 for a single dairy milk freddo*
heh, yeah, keep the change x

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cornutto

rock and roll
youtu.be/KuBNoTKM3u0

Kicked Dezza, my pet Australian, down the stairs for whispering the word pom.

CBD vape juice

someone in the park made a snowball about 4 feet tall. how much could it weigh?

The pet nigger is eating in luxury tonight. Went to KFC. Just threw the chicken bones out for him now

So they werent encircling him doing tomahawk chops ?

Unironically need to bring back the empire lads

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two grams blueberry kush and a cherry coke

Pom is a term of endurance though.