/brit/

I don't believe you have a gf man.
Don't lie to us dude, no one in here has a gf.
We are all fat losers.

arent you worried about babies

keep clenching my teeth like a nutjob

how is any of that at all bad

cuddling with the gf in bed

I'm an underweight loser actually.

going to pump the bf and spunk inside him then go to sleep

puttering at you neg freaks

My perfect gf?
Girl who does library science with a humanities interest on the side
Enjoys napping, galleries, museums and wandering around markets

reminder, if your gf is on birth control, she then pisses indirectly all those chemicals into the water supply, making it so that you being able to spaff inside her becomes a negative thing to society as a whole

This man is california incarnate
youtube.com/watch?v=xK15hA_QcyI&t=273s

>February tomorrow

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*Pinches and punches you*
No returns

thought he was the bowl cut guy not a mullet guy

is cali the pengest state

Could absolutely destroy a baby in a fist fight m8.

>It's cold, foggy and I want to kill myself

Enjoying some milk and m&ms

My perfect gf?
Girl who does home made meth with a weed interest on the side
Enjoys sapping, shooting galleries, sex museums and wandering around black markets

He went for the most radical haircut a human being can get.

This image is literally how I feel on the inside
It's like one of those e-fit crime photos but of my soul

>I don't want to kill myself but everything else here does

youtube.com/watch?v=RRb8OJHPwGk

like the cold
like the fog
feels like walking through death
wish it snowed here more often

I don't remember philadelphia being coastal...!

you seen beto?

I spent some time living in England and I found London to be the most interesting and enjoyable part of it. Full of very friendly and open minded people. Especially the women.

valentine's day on the 14th
you have got a date, right?

right now
>australia +40
>uk 0
>canada -40

really makes you think doesn't it

You arrive in Switzerland

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>feels like walking through death
No
You are just a lightweight

youtube.com/watch?v=DOnW6KIz52A

The most non-dogshit video on YouTube

one on the right has a very unfortunate case of keira knightley jaw

how many irish people actually sound american?
i've heard a few irish people (on video games, youtubers, etc.) that sound almost perfectly american
is it a common and/or recent cucking?

NEED a BBC ruin all of their holes asap

hilarious how these models are american. guess some of us are european

would actually cut your throat to ribbons weird bastard

The spirit animal

don't let gookmoot sell you out chaps

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_4
d4 dude, cowabunga!

are you saying you wouldn't pay good money to see a pack of ethics ragdoll them about

Love strong jaw lines on women me.

get a grip

I'm 31, love videogames. They're a means of storytelling, a hobby to enjoy. I also collect Star Wars figures and comic books. I read Sci fi and fantasy novels too, that a problem? I have a wife and a 3 year old daughter I adore. I'm a writer and artist who's into science, particularly astronomy and quantum mechanics. Also a Christian, imagine that! This man is talking crap, I'm sorry. It's nothing to do with a lack of maturity that a 30 year old plays videogames, rather that the hobby has aged with its fans. Most games are made for people my age, not children. Playing doesn't stop me looking after my daughter or writing, it doesn't stunt my spiritual development in the slightest. This guy has confused his lack of interest for moral judgement.

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fuck sake
when'd that sneaky fuck put that in

same, good taste

>tfw gained 30 pounds since November

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captcha doesn't work with gstatic blocked

I hear nerds that sound americanish thanks to yank nerds on youtube/twitch/gaymes and young girls that watch the kardashians or some shite
Fucking annoying

It's called the gimpvoice

That Sargon incel streamer has the exact voice. They say "ass" instead of arse and so on

looks like a monster from the witcher

we're being ridiculed on the motd thread again, lads

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closeted poofters

how come when we have a cold and it passes but someone else nearby gets it why doesnt it come back round to us like right away

He has the "arrogant nerd" voice
Again, fucking annoying

Chubbychaser.

*dabs on that slimy jap rat*

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I can't be in /r*s/.

>just found out my ex had to pay $2k for a DUI and when I was looking it up I also found out that her grandmother (who raised her) recently died

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What thing do I press in ublock to block it

need to remove "fall" and replace it with "autumn" in every instance possible
bland words do not belong in an already bland language

No he doesnt, he has the gimpvoice

could not care less what fans of so-called football think

Oakland says hello~

He’s been cursed by a witch

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phwoarr

cruel about the granny. but fuck her about the dui LOL

so WHAT exactly do (YOU) kick the ball with
big man

Brendan has been officially UNJUSTED now. He stopped paying alimony today or tomorrow I think
Hes FREE

Ayyy mate! Fancy a drink with the lads?

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>im suck this blokes dick but i mustn't let him see my tits

fanny

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This is a strong and beautiful woman

His face when

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w8
plz don't be lying on the internet 4no reason

>liverslip

thought alimony never stopped until the kids are dead /grown

are they adults already?

me when i arrive in londinium

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I was born in the 20th century

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nah there was a thread about it on tv the other day
think there was a set date

>the ride never ends

ding dong the witch is dead

She keep callin' me zaddy
She keep on callin' me zaddy
She keep on callin' me zaddy
That lil baby got a fatty

She keep on callin' me zaddy
She keep on callin' me zaddy
She keep on callin' me zaddy
That lil baby got a fatty

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>tfw divorcetoil is over

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that mega-massively rules
sry for intruding
ty
and cheers~

I'm like 90% sure she cheated on me so I hope everything bad in the world happens to her. I hope her grandfather is next lmao

Pffff. I don't. Can you imagine, I really can't stand the things like this.

what are your thoughts on the free and independent Cascadian Republic

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really?

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/brit/ is full of obsessive creeps

>Hey person I hate, I remember every post you've made, aren't you pathetic?
>Hey paki tranny, I've carefully photoshopped and assembled a series of pictures to express that I don't like you, aren't you ashamed?