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He sold it now

>Putin's plan, as delineated by Shamalov to Kolesnikov, was: some extremely wealthy Russian businessmen were to provide large sums of money which were to be spent on improving Russia's healthcare infrastructure. They included Roman Abramovich ($203 million) and Alexei Mordashov ($14.9 million). However, Putin stipulated that 35% of the funds should be held in offshore accounts rather than spent on the projects for which they were ostensibly intended. Thus, according to Kolesnikov, Petromed claimed to have spent Abramovich's $203 million, but in fact spent $130 million. The remaining $70 million was deposited in Switzerland, under Shamalov's control. Kolesnikov estimates that by 2007 $500 million had accumulated in Switzerland. In 2005, when around $200 million had been reached, Rosinvest, a subsidiary of the Swiss registered company Lirus Management, was established to invest the money in Russia. Putin allegedly held 94% of shares in Rosinvest, with Kolesnikov, Shamalov and Dmitry Vladimirovich Gorelov (director of Petromed and another friend of Putin from his time in Saint Petersburg) taking 2% each.

This isn’t even as crazy as some other stuff that goes on

the so-called waifu

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don't understand how snakes move

i reckon they have millions of microscopic legs

ireland meets his gf

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Dead at 22 meanwhile obese people live to 70

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My pet aussie dezza is acting up again. A few hard kicks are due his way.

this is actually a really good point

minge
getting
trollop
owning
willymen

any /porno addict/ man in
don't masturbate all day but I do enjoy looking at porn. sometimes shoot out spurts of precum without even touching my dick and just looking at porn.

hi lads :3

Yeah funny what injecting strange chinese chemicals into yourself does

psycho

Keith Richards is 75

sick perverted freak

it's not the woman's fault she's a slut it's the man's fault for giving them enough freedom to be sluts. 100 years ago white men gave women the vote and today white women vote for white genocide and an end to white men. that portion may still be small overall, but it's growing and growing.

shall now commence sleeptoil
night shifts take a toll lads
here's hoping today is the day i don't wake up x

the music's not coming together tonight lads
gonna make a pizza and play some resident evil 4

me

have developed an appreciation for girls getting facials, from more of an aesthetic viewpoint than a lustful one

used to edge for hours a day as well

now i have a gf thankfully

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>Just go on a diet bro

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you wander around the house for hours at a time
you're looking for a riff and you're looking for a rhyme
another cup of coffee, no sugar or cream
while the sun goes down on your australian dream

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on the beers lads

tbf that lad must have been huge to look like that now

>another cup of coffee, no sugar or cream
Hello, Mr. Shitbreath!

Zyzz was based is because he posted on Jow Forums desu

aussie coffee is so different to british coffee

think anything above 100lbs lost will result in substantial loose skin
honestly pretty terrified for what i'll look like after i stop being a fat fuck

was a yank you mong

this is what happens when you fast or just eat at a massive deficit
if you're extraordinarily fat you can still look normal if you diet right

Zyzz lived more in those 22 years though

the fuck you on about

getting the daily dose of DDD (Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives)

wish i still new the friends i grew up with lads

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Power of the will.

Plus it was congenital heart defect why he died anyway

going to do the ol' rewatch of pentagon wars soon methinks
preparing tea as we speak

smoking isnt that bad for you, right?

anyone else getting weird mobile ads now

saw a lad i haven't seen since i was about 10 working at coles checkout a while ago
i reckon he recognised me too but neither of us said anything

2bh i think she does

also she told me she lives right by our job which must mean she wants me to go over and fuck her on lunch breaks from time to time

every cigarette is doing you damage

Yeah don't even work

We’re all just 2 minutes from dying. Imagine if your nose and mouth just stopped working.

the runt of the litter always turns out to be the strongest, smartest and most tenacious

Yeah, advertisements for school uniforms.

Lol

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Getting Mya ads think they got the wrong demographic

every cigarette is doing you good

Mysterious Agency!
Ye spirits of the unbounded Universe,
Whom I have sought in darkness and in light!
Ye, who do compass earth about, and dwell
In subtler essence! ye, to whom the tops
Of mountains inaccessible are haunts,
And earth's and ocean's caves familiar things--
I call upon ye by the written charm
Which gives me power upon you-- Rise! appear!

excellent point user, wouldnt want that

>the runt of the litter always turns out to be the strongest, smartest and most tenacious

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Spirits of earth and air,
Ye shall not thus elude me: by a power,
Deeper than all yet urged, a tyrant-spell,
Which had its birthplace in a star condemn'd,
The burning wreck of a demolish'd world,
A wandering hell in the eternal space.

alri mboko

never know might do you good

>ends up in heaven

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anyone else MGTOW?

>Me: oh sorry, I don't drink Alcohol
>Butthurt Alt-Right: REEEEE FUCK OFF MUSLIM!!!!!
ah yes, I refuse to drink alcohol not because it does some bad shit to your liver, but because i'm an Islamic Fundamentalist, makes sense.

maximum gross take off weight?

[A star is seen at the darker end of the gallery: it is
stationary; and a voice is heard singing]
From my mansion in the cloud,
On a star-beam I have ridden

>I refuse
Stop making a scene you big gay

god youre a boring cunt.

Teetotalers rise up!

think im tired of being a nonvirgin virgin freak now

going to become a normie again i reckon

[Voice of the SECOND SPIRIT]
Mont Blanc is the monarch of mountains;
They crown'd him long ago
On a throne of rocks, in a robe of clouds,
With a diadem of snow.
Around his waist are forests braced,
The Avalanche in his hand;
I am the spirit of the place,
Could make the mountain bow

>tfw dont drink because of a health issue, long story but small amounts of booze make me very sick

people treat you like a child when they find out youre teetotal desu

[Voice of the THIRD SPIRIT]
In the blue depth of the waters,
Where the wave hath no strife,
Where the wind is a stranger
And the sea-snake hath life,
Where the Mermaid is decking 80
Her green hair with shells;
Like the storm on the surface
Came the sound of thy spells;

Got an appointment with a psychiatrist
Hoping to go on Prozac

weed is infinitely superior to alcohol

teetotal out of a love and devotion to the lord and his son jesus christ, me

by what quantity

[SEVENTH SPIRIT]
The star which rules thy destiny
Was ruled, ere earth began, by me:
It was a world as fresh and fair
As e'er revolved round sun in air;
Its course was free and regular,
Space bosom'd not a lovelier star.
The hour arrived-- and it became
A wandering mass of shapeless flame,
A pathless comet, and a curse,
The menace of the universe;
Still rolling on with innate force,
Without a sphere, without a course,
A bright deformity on high,
The monster of the upper sky!

all of them

The body inside your body is not your body

Good posts, lad. Big fan of Byron me

alcohol sells more

Put a sock in it Jeffery

abc.net.au/news/2019-01-31/10765936
>UK politician responds to Brexit food shortage concerns by saying 'go to the chippy' instead
now this? this is based

funny thing is that if homer died the family would be unable to survive on their own and die a much more horrible death from poverty and starvation

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

ah me mum loves a.b.b.a. too

I was a Viking old!
My deeds, though manifold,
No Skald in song has told,
No Saga taught thee!

oppa spongebob style

>now this? this is based

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Hurld headlong flaming from th’ Ethereal Skie
With hideous ruine and combustion down
To bottomless perdition, there to dwell
In Adamantine Chains and penal Fire,
Who durst defie th’ Omnipotent to Arms.
Nine times the Space that measures Day and Night
To mortal men, he with his horrid crew
Lay vanquisht, rowling in the fiery Gulfe
Confounded though immortal: But his doom

epic

Nah Marge would work and Lisa would take care of Maggie

this but unironically

my nose is cold

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liver must be absolutely munted with all the alcohol and painkillers i take

How the fuck does homer even keep a job for like 25 years if he doesn't do shit

union init

>Marge would work

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WASPs are a dead ethnic group in America

Anyone know the probably early 19th century poem where the writer is talking about the pyramids in Egypt? He was on a trip to Egypt and he’s sending letters back home to someone. It think was either Thomas More or John Keats but I can’t find it

fucking hell i know this bloke but i cant remember where from

wait.. is it that italian bloke from the sopranos?

yeah