1. your cunt

1. your cunt
2. do you wipe your ass?

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when me done me call mum "muuum me done!" and me mum wipe me ass (:

I have my dog lick it off.

Retarded thread. But since it's there I have something to ask the europeans of this board, especially the french: do you use pic related? If yes, how? Call me stupid, but I never figured out how to use this thing properly.

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As a kid I was afraid to take a shit out of my home so I learned to hold it in up to a week. Today I'm afraid no longer, but I still hold it if possible until I'm at home. And since I'm at home, I just jump into the bath tub and clean it properly.

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wtf? do Brazilians really not have toilets?

European bidets are shit tier, the water stream never points directly at your asshole

that's a bidet, ameriturd. Something you supposedly wash your ass with, I just don't know how.

I read in a book somewhere that you're supposed to just use your hands and soap, plus that water, to clean it. But I always thought that too disgusting to be true, so I'm asking.

as far as I know french do not use bidet and people here make fun of them for that
there's not a household in italy without one
me? I honestly clean my butthole in the shower

How do you rid off the shit which adheres to your ass?

I hope all of you are baiting or I'm going crazy cause none of you has posted a normal answer

I don't

What I do is I just clean it in the shower, but if I have to shit somewhere other than my house I just wipe it normally

Do you people not have toilet paper or baby wipes???

I only shit in my own home so that I can jump into shower for 2-3 mins and wash my ass after, no paper or bidet necessary.
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I just prefer to wash it off

you wipe your ass thoroughly, then you sit on the bidet and aim the stream of water at your boihole, then you wipe again

But wiping is so much more easier. You don't even have to be standing to do it. Plus how do you clean the shit in your bath? Do you push it down the drain?

It doesn't take 2 minutes for me, I just clean my ass normally with soap and water. And yeah it goes down the drain, but it's not like I'm throwing big pieces of shit there

Well fair enough. It's so weird how there are so many ways to clean one's butthole

Why don't other cunts just use these?

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Yeah I use half a toilet roll each time
>Tfw there's more red than brown on the tp but you don't want to walk around smelling like poo

We do. Seems way more simpler than having a whole pseudo-toilet that can't even squirt water in your butt proper.

I wipe and wash and powder