You're a cunt

>you're a cunt
>What's your skincare ritual?

me
>foaming cleanser
>lather face
>shave
>moisturizer
>benzoyl peroxide 5% on my pimple if any

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>Extensive skincare routine when youre an autistic junkie

seems a bit pointless, laddie

cumshot to the face, then rub it in
three times a day

>extensive
It's pretty minimal. I have to shave for work anyway

Wash my beard in the shower.

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morning
>salicylic acid based cleanser
>clinique moisturizer
>spf 50 sunscreen for oily skin
>bit of mac foundation cause I have some hyperpigmentation from a couple pimples

night
>same cleanser
>moisturize
>benzoyl peroxide 10% if I have active pimples, otherwise I will either not use anything or apply a bit of benzoyl peroxide 5% in some areas more prone to acne

I use a charcoal scrub 1 or 2x a week. I need a moisturiser for winter though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Morning:
Wash face
ASA gel
Moisturizer

Night:
Sauna
Cold shower
BSA liquid

>Wet face with only water
>Shave with razor sharp face-knife.
>Exfoliate with stainless steel wool
>Wash away impurities with a splash of dilute HCl
>Brush teeth
>Use fine grade file to remove stubborn plaque from front teeth.
>Wash mouth with strong bleach for white teeth
>Remove any pimples with a mild 35W soldering iron
>Moisturise face with water
>Lock in the moisture with a light coat of PVA glue

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