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Need to shag her.
You give other countries far more, like Israel.
>sometimes we tell out ally something that might help them but sometimes we keep it secret because we like them getting hurt to keep them in check aha we're so benevolent
Nah, you just don’t understand the importance of what we give you
what's the best monty python film
You don't even know what it is that's being given how can you possibly say that
Holy Grail.
Stupid wetback spic nigger can't make a proper thread and posts his fucking noncey cartoons. I can smell the sweat rolling down your fat, smelly, greasy brown skin you fucking nigger spic.
life of brian is solid tbqh
good post
objectively incorrect
little do you know, this was an elaborate scheme to trap yanks who need to fuck off
for future reference, the correct answer is life of brian
now fuck off
Life of Brian then Holy Grail
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>not rating The Meaning of Life
Life of Brian was decent but nowher near as funny as Holy Grail.
We’re already in an alliance
Would you tidy your room for her?
I'm talking about UK-US relations you dumb fuck
Who /pure/ here?
The UK and the USA are virtually 1 country at this point. They have a tighter knit relationship, more then Australia
Any alliance with America is as decorative as itm is fragile. They'll turn on you to benefit themselves in an instant, even if you hold up everything you say you will and more. The American Spirit is to sell your own nan to make a quick buck. That is the American dream and that is why no American can ever be trusted to be an ally.
Want to sniff anyas farts
second
99.6%
Except we give so much alreadyv
I would if she would sit on my face in white knickers.
No you don't
romanes eunt domus
i would smash that asian bitch's face in with a broomstick
Are you a gook by chance?
Based sardinian bvll
I'm English
They pay billions into NATO
not a big fan of yanks but they are basically the world police for good or for ill
You’re Australian
And we pay out of pocket for about 50% of the world’s UNESCO projects and heritage sites..among other things
Isn't Canada a tragic country. The kid at school who would ditch an old friend to lick arse and end up trusted by no one.
Most definitely for ill. American interventonism has always fucked Europe more than anyone else
oi but tbf without yanks we'd have towelheads and gooks running amok and we'd be up shit creek in a lot of ways
Marshmellow is a very reddity dj
You’re clueless
america is like a star that's near the end of its life and about to go nova and become a black hole
About 91 percent of my ancestry come from Great Britain [spoiler](and Ireland)[/spoiler] so I suppose I am pretty Anglo
jerking off to hentai
>we'd have towelheads and gooks running amok
Are you trying to imply we don't already? Are you trying to imply that America aren't the sole reason that we do in fact have this happening already
You're blinded by an unquestionable unconditional faith in your state that has been drilled into you since childhood.
can't function without my morning cup of a coffee
India is nebula that is turning into a huge star
No, lol, you’re just dumb and have a shallow understanding history/politics
No tatti until I've had my green tea
America makes countries dependent on them for defence, and then defends them. Australia and NZ wouldn't be half as dependent on America if America hadn't had undermined the British Empire intentionally.
Poo is made of atoms just like stars
if you're going to do that can you at least stop being so gross and brown and smelling like curry all the fucking time
legit made my most recent move from my old flat in part due to the fact that there were indians in the building and the curry smell was enough to make you gag
sort that shit out you freaks
A trashcan just attacked me in gta
>spend entire thread talking about something that only happened due to America not only refusing to help Britain but actively seeking to destroy it's empire from within by trying to mobilise Canada to take control on the British fleet
>lol ur just dum we r frens lmao
not an argument
EXCELLENT post
horse threw a shoe
Shouldn't have pooed in it Pajeet.
Canada and Australia have always wanted to leave the empire
Prepare your Angus. It will only get worse(for you) as we become more and more powerful
more like poowerful
Post a picture of your pants with timestamp
Canada did. Australia and NZ were less enthusiastic due to being stuck below 3 trillion Asians.
fuck china
fuck north korea
fuck russia
fuck radical islam
fuck the jews
indians are the real menace
Juvenile Wordplays will be all you'll have left when we take your Birmingham palace and the crown
my mate is at canberra uni and apparently the computer science building stinks of shit and they have to have signs telling indians and pakis to stop publicly washing their feet in the sinks and water fountains.
You’ve never been considered English
Agreed except the last line
New hentai coming out soon. Will enjoy stroking my slightly below average penis to the anime titties.
Poovenile turdplays
I am literally English
He doesn't realise that mos Aussie flags in /brit/ are expats
Where were you born?
I remember arguing with a retarded Aussie saying who said he was English. Last week was it? I forgot what it was about
Holy Grail, then Life of Brian, but the distinction is WAIFER THIN!
Wakefield. Not argued with you before.
I think you’re lying
>(and Ireland)
kek, nigger.
Canada still emphatically admires the Crown, excepting Quebec, and the immigrants. If you ask any white person in Canada, they will speak favourably of the crown.
There's 1m Brits in Australia. There's at least four Brits who post here under Aussie flags.
Did you know the UK/USA signed a secret treaty which included Australia, but they never told Australia
Yeah but they don’t call themselves British.
>”We constantly betray by our modes of speech that we do not reckon our colonies as really belonging to us; thus if we are asked what the English population, is, it does not occur to us to reckon-in the population of Canada and Australia.”
— written in 1880
Shut up you little passive agressive poofter cunt.
mental how the 70s had no real identity of its own besides disco, it was almost like a midway point between the 60s and the 80s
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no colour drawing or fan art
>His parents weren't deadheads.
AI teammates sperged out and got cut down by one retard with an AK. Ruined my perfect run. I have now uninstalled Rainbow Six 3
Imagine going to school and someone doing this
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decided to transition to an australian man
I genuinely can't imagine
can school children be criminally charged with a transphobic hate crime?
my parents were 70s hipsters, into jethro tull and the like