Are you a virgin Jow Forums?

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I only had sex with prostitutes but some anons are adamant that it doesn't count, even though I did it multiple times.

No. I'd be happy to revert back to the times when I stil was though, especially so if I could carry this knowledge of how little I'm actually missing out on, with me.

Her name?

Fucked my gf four times back to back raw last weekend and now I'm scared shitless there's a baby in there. It's overrated, virgins.

yes, im 21 as well. I plan to fix this when I get to grad school

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Does sex with man count

No, and it's just a matter of living.
You're only afraid because you don't fucking love her, or probably even fucking like her that much. God speed good cunt. If it happens, pray she's not a psycho.

Bitter incel, we are both still kids we don't need a fucking kid

I can't speak for him but I loved my ex a lot and was still super nervous when we had a pregnancy scare.

>grad-school

You mean when I dressed up with nice pants and a tie half the time? Aw fuck man you are in the shit. I did that as a smart kind as undergrad for the first semester of my first year and the girls laughed at me. Except I was on the football team and my parents told me to do that. Fine-pressed suits and shit like they knew what the fuck was going on.

>dude look at this gigantic-cute-ass nerd

It was funny to them but when my parents went to their tech schools well, that's how they went. All I thought was-

>fuck these silly bitches my grades are going to be excellent

You're a brainlet retarded mutt for not using protection

Hope she has a kid and leaves you stuck with child support

I stopped this meme 4 months ago at age 27,theres always hope bros

Ok listen here, nigger. When you have a horny girl in your bed grinding on your cock in bootyshorts but you used your last condom an hour ago, you don't get out of bed and go to the store you dive the fuck in. It's like heroin. All rational thinking flies out the window during that 30 minute timespan and then you feel like absolute shit after.

yes

So finish outside or do oral, retard. I hope she doesn't get pregnant so your stupid genes don't get passed on.

Are we past the age of netherlands assholes? It's not a meme when you're just being fucking annoying.

>her
Bilal Hassani

That body looks like it could spit a kid out and run ten miles later. There's a reason why everybody is still posting here. It's hormonal and mental.

what a disgusting braphog

Give it to me fucker.

Fuck you

>I'll just give in nothing could go wrong
Subhuman mutt retard
Try being prepared next time

I did finish outside I'm worried that the leftover swimmers in my pipe from multiple rounds got in there

>bong
>calling anyone subhuman

It only counts if it's raw.
t. fuck hookers without rubber

You are a retard and a decade behind your peers. Pack your shit to Mexico or Germany and fuck whores.

It counts double.

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how am i a retard, and most people aint losing their virginity at 11 right?

If you post here you are both broke and low IQ. You shouldn't have kids, cut your penis off.

Ha! Virgin!

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I've never held a woman's hand romantically

I wish desu

Sure am!
This too

Yes, I plan on staying celibate for many more years

People fuck at 13 or 14 in every godforsaken country. By the age of 19 like 99.9999999999999999999999% of the people had sex with their preferred gender. They leave the basement, they are on their own and support themselves by 21 even if in college.
Can you drive to the store without a panic attack? Will you overthink what does it mean if the young female cashier puts the change in your hand or on the plate?
You still collect toys and play vidya with neckbeard cucks from Reddit? Have good banter on Discord since all your real world contacts find you odd af and just ditch you but they cannot really put their finger on it wtf is wrong with you?
Do you crave attention yet at the same time are insanely scared by it the moment you get it?
Do you own a firearm?
Let's find out Pablo.

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Hori shid diz xD

Why not go the full mile and switch gender? You ain't using your peepee.

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Funeral homes. Best place to start desu. They can't reject you. If she's still lukewarm it counts.

Because im Christian. I will have sex at some point, but it would just be a distraction now

sauce?

>2019
>religion
Biggest whore I've met was the Baptist preacher's daughter. It was in the md 90's. She needed meds to stay mentally afloat. Still fucked her lol.

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What an ugly bitch

>Can you drive to the store without a panic attack?
I dont have a car but I could if I did
>Will you overthink what does it mean if the young female cashier puts the change in your hand or on the plate?
no
>You still collect toys and play vidya with neckbeard cucks from Reddit?
nope
>Have good banter on Discord since all your real world contacts find you odd af and just ditch you but they cannot really put their finger on it wtf is wrong with you?
no, i only use discord with real friends that think i am funny and like to hang out with me a little too much
>Do you crave attention yet at the same time are insanely scared by it the moment you get it?
i dont crave anything except success
>Do you own a firearm?
not yet
>Let's find out Pablo.
im not hispanic

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Stop shilling your tranny shit

>coping bs

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thanks

Yep, 25 yo khhv doomer, could lose it with a hooker any time but I don't care anymore.

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Nope. Thank god i’m Not a v*rgin anymore

>>grad-school
>You mean when I dressed up with nice pants and a tie half the time? Aw fuck man you are in the shit. I did that as a smart kind as undergrad for the first semester of my first year and the girls laughed at me. Except I was on the football team and my parents told me to do that. Fine-pressed suits and shit like they knew what the fuck was going on.
wut

Kys.

>Kys.

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yeah, i got my benis sucked years ago, so not entirely pathetic

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he's a narcissist

>you can't get it up with girls
>I am the soicuck
Why haven't you been deported to Chechnya?

I wouldn't dare. Most wouldn't even accept it and the ones that would probably have the worse stds known to men.

no. had sex with italian, american and german

Bilal Hassani

Am I still a virgin if me and my cousin sucked each other's dick?

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Ha-ha, hivmanian.

Reminder that Romanians are all gypsies, therefore not human and shouldn't be given any attention.

>bitter incel
>we're still both kids

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I was until I was married.

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If you are negative enough you cannot get pozzed. Only got a hooker pregnant but she aborted, so far no hiv. It's very hard to get it from vaginal especially in places where it's magnitudes more rare than usual. Just don't fuck streetwalkers and brownies in the ass.

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Liar, you still are.

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I am and I will die virgin. I really don't care. My main concern is that I will die in a third world shithole if I don't do something about it.

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Ayy the chubster bearded balding manlet bluecollar redneck got himself a Philippina meanwhile on Jow Forums he's aryan af.

Kys, kys now.

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I was a kissless handholdless incel until 18. That also was when I first started posting on Jow Forums.

I've since become a normie, am fit, have a good job, am close to earning a bachelors degree and will start another soon, own a new car, live in a nice house have a girlfriend and have had 40+ sexual partners. Yet I'm still socially awkward when it comes down to it and Jow Forums is still my fall back recreational. Not being a virgin won't change you at your root.

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>the purpose of bras is to support the breasts
>wear see-through bras that don't support the breasts
why though

I'm permakhv despite hitting on dozens of girls. No girl has ever been attracted to me. Even when I'm just being friendly to girls without any sexual thoughts many find me creepy and distance themselves from me.

I've been rejected three times already. I simply gave up. No more humiliations.

>Aidstugal

>the projecting gypsy in this thread
cringe

Most in the west can't even do that, you're a fucking god compared to most dudes these days.

Why would you not want a kid? want to die alone with nobody to give your star wars figure collection to?

HOPE is rigth around the corner.

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>sweden
>sex
ooookay

>cringe
Plebbit, reeeeeeeee.

my man

Glad I'm not the only one

Sounds like you're mad, user. Are you secretly a snownigger from Jow Forums, but projecting that onto me?

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19yo here. Not interested in dating girls or even having sex, I like to study and art exhibits. ama

We're two of the rare permakhvs who actually try to get girls. I don't know if that makes us better of worse then guys who are only virgins because they never try to get laid.

Make her legs only ever slightly shorter and reduce her muscle mass just a tiny bit and that is literally the body of my exgf. That body shape is made for sex, I can tell you that, that girl probably did ballet as well.

No. Its boring. That cunt acted like a deadfish.

No, thai hookers then azn wife

>trying at all
Sad!

We're different actually: I have been hitting on girls for my entire middle school and high school, always got rejected, kept doing it till uni. I gave up a year ago, didn't change my life that much except I don't go to parties anymore, I have become more serious in my studies and I'm overall more confident since I don't get rejected all the time now. Overall I don't know what's better, keep trying and always be seen as an untermensch trying to get his dick wet or giving up and becoming a /robot/. Idk, All I know is that I have better grades, better professional life and no friends.

How's your life going user?

Most disgusting thing I've seen this year

Source?

I guess you can trust her more when she's your mum.

I have friends and decent grades. I haven't given up on trying to get girls, even in uni. I keep thinking each time I go after a girl that there is an extremely small probability that it will go somewhere and that it is a numbers game. It would probably more logical though to do what you do and just focus on education.

Life.

>more logical though to do what you do and just focus on education.
More logical in a sense of skill gathering and professional experience? Maybe, as I employ all my time working on my relations, missions etc.
Logic is cool but we are humans and I have the feeling that missing on love is a huge deal for a human being, I'm scared that I'll regret my life choices.

Sure I am

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Yes.

I'd rather be virgin.