What would your parents say if you brought home an ebony goddess?

what would your parents say if you brought home an ebony goddess?

Attached: fe05a2d83f9899715c9b705328c2feaf--brown-skin-dark-skin.jpg (640x640, 59K)

Welcome

nūūūū pizdec

Well, at least she can cook.

tfw no black gf

Attached: black girl in subway.jpg (1080x1080, 144K)

speechless that i was able to bring home a girl in the first place

i have no idea, my dad hates nogs
but i'm a permavirgin so maybe they would be happy that I found someone

probably be nice to her face but bitch about her when she's not here and hide the valuables when she comes over

so you aren't gay?

>piercing
Ew
Mine parents would be fine

Love is love. No problems if you love each other uwu.

>oh thank god you're not gay

Attached: 1528408995147.jpg (598x1110, 272K)

no piercing

Attached: _(ツ)_:¯ .jpg (614x767, 49K)

I read this with my russian gf's voice and fucking kek'd

Kawaii Ivan

whoops wrong pic

Attached: black girl in bikini.jpg (1080x1349, 162K)

probably call the cops and id spent a night in lockup at gunpoint

Wonderful, my drill is ready to pierce the Heaven

nothing since im half black. my dad would probably high five me.

Is your dad a US soldier.

if she was attractive and fit they would probably be happy

I wouldn't do that to them.

My mother wouldn't care but my father would disown me

They probably wouldn't care, those KEKS. I'd never do that though.

what would your parents say if you brought home an abo goddess?

tests

>Thank god, he finally got laid.

>how did my lazy piece of shit son manage to hook that? it's not fucking fair

my mom would love it and use it as an excuse to date black males.

Do Maori girls like white guys?

>ebony
>goddess
Does not compute.

She probably does that already.

scream because there's a big ass rainbow snake in the house

This

I unironically have a pretty international family, so they would be cool with it.

Too relatable...

Attached: 1103.jpg (640x640, 50K)

Black ladies are cute
Send one or more to Russia

Attached: 1105.jpg (640x640, 55K)

based if she has natural hair
cringe if she has moldy straightened hair

They would be okay but I am not okay with zoophilia.

Attached: 1009.jpg (640x640, 32K)

That'd talk shit behind my back, not so much because she's black, more because my parents and my siblings want white children.

>wanting white children in 2019 America
C'mon Pablo, its the current year

My dad would be pissed even tho he’s black and I’m half black. he wants me to have kids with a white woman so that they can be “white”. I wish that he understood that 25% black kids aren’t white

Attached: ECAAFF3F-9D32-42AB-9DF7-6E236468CA1B.jpg (480x439, 25K)

Ayo

WE

Makes you think.

My mother will beat her thighs and tear at her cheeks in a melodramatic display worthy only of a Greek tragedy. She'll moan about how my kids will come out mud colored, even though everyone and their mother is mud colored over here.
Boomers and their inferiority complex, my God.

My dad would make jokes about it in private but all in fun. Really he would be overjoyed that there is still a chance he will be grandfather, even if the granbaby is black.

they will be happy, as i love black women

Where did you get this negro from. You were supposed to marry someone of your caste