What did the Vikings bring to your country?

nothing, they feared the hun warrior so they never tried raiding us

That is just as ignorant as making them out to be some sort of Übermenschen. Danes were very famous for their military organization/discipline because they had standing professional troops as opposed to the peasant levies that have been used in England etc.
That's why they were desired as mercenaries in the first place.

christianity among other things

they brought celtic people here so now we are celtic

Based

They created my country

>What did the Vikings bring to your country?

A shitty History Channel series.

This

Shitty football

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>source
Monks

Death via arrows to the knees

>le epic strong Vikings masters of battle and fighting in the name of odin

Vikings were literally a bunch of middling pirates who only picked on defenceless monks and got their shit kicked in by the English.

Fuck Anglos and fuck Vikings.

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Damn they fucked you guys just :(

That's complete bullshit though, not the raiding part of course but the untrained and unorganized part. Of course they got btfo by armies too, because a viking raid isn't an army of 3000 men, it's more likely to be around 100-200 tops if even that.
We even have surviving instructions and requirements that any viking would have to meet to be allowed to accompany a raid, standards like being able to run a certain distance under a certain time, being able to wield axe/spear in left hand as well as right and being able to fight while standing on the oars of ship to make it possible to surround a crew while boarding. We also know they employed tactics like shield walls where they routinely let enemies through to be chopped down by long axes standing behind. The nordic autism isn't just a meme.

Same, but about 500 years later

>replying to the t*rk/k*rd LARPing as Greek

>This filthy Viking damage control

i heard that vikings stole all the qts from the british isles
thats's why you look like you do

>t. english monk

Note that the English only did that after they adopted Danish military tactics (such as a standing huscarl force or the long "dane" axe) and other military reforms (fyrd) and even after Alfred you had a Norse King who was very well loved (Cnut the Great)

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Swords and ships. We killed them and sent them back home.

Vikings and Magyar actually fought (and raped) together in many battles in Western Europe

>lEt me tell you about your history

No.

Rurik dynasty, Ulfberht swords, finnish knives.

basically this

you can't compare iberia with France or England, we were in a perpetual state of war with muslims so people were used to fight, vikings were still an annoyance, though

>vikings were so shit at fighting they took over england and vassalized the rest of the main island and ruled it for multiple generations until the throne passed to a english guy who was related
>afterwards it gets taken over by viking/french bastards who became a thing because the french thought it was easier to just give the vikings land if they protected them from other vikings and stopped raiding them
>in fact everyone had such an easy time beating up vikings that they constantly had to pay protection money when they showed up

vikings settled in france and loved it so much they forgot their gods, language and culture.

A nice tale about them getting their asses whooped, thanks for popping by Freygeir and Egili.

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Same if you consider their sw*dish offspring
I hate sw*des more than anything, including germs and ruskies
They are mindless animals, not humans

Abbasids gave them coins and rings iirc

Nothing. Those wankers were simply not man enough to sail down here, let alone handle Big Black Booty.

This.

uh, brought my ancestors here for a shagging and here the modern swedes are

Dont forget how shit they were in the Roman empire, the fucking losers only became the emperors elite bodyguard. absolute garbage.

Colonialists did it well.
You had 1000 years to prepare, you lazy fugg.

They make pretty good music

youtu.be/5waRpMzdIAc

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>they took over england and vassalized the rest of the main island and ruled it for multiple generations until the throne passed to a english guy who was related
> viking/french bastards
>had to

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>What did the Vikings bring to your country?
There was no country, just a bunch of tribes. They actually founded it.