But they plan and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners.
But they plan and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners
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William Nelson
Mashallah brother. So true.
Luke Campbell
Exactly what i heard in Khutbah last week.
Aaron Roberts
Muslims are extremely retarded to follow a book which has a documented mathematical error but tell themselves that God meant to include the mathematical error intentionally so that muslim scholars could come up with a patch to fix it after muhammad died.
In quran 4:11-4:12 it gives the instructions for how to divide up a man's estate when he dies.
>Allah instructs you concerning your children: for the male, what is equal to the share of two females. But if there are [only] daughters, two or more, for them is two thirds of one's estate. And if there is only one, for her is half. And for one's parents, to each one of them is a sixth of his estate if he left children. But if he had no children and the parents [alone] inherit from him, then for his mother is one third. And if he had brothers [or sisters], for his mother is a sixth, after any bequest he [may have] made or debt. Your parents or your children - you know not which of them are nearest to you in benefit. [These shares are] an obligation [imposed] by Allah . Indeed, Allah is ever Knowing and Wise.
>And for you is half of what your wives leave if they have no child. But if they have a child, for you is one fourth of what they leave, after any bequest they [may have] made or debt. And for the wives is one fourth if you leave no child. But if you leave a child, then for them is an eighth of what you leave, after any bequest you [may have] made or debt.
So for a man who dies and leaves behind 2 daughters, a wife , a mother and a father the quran instructs
>2/3 to the daughters
>1/6 to the mother
>1/6 to the father
at this point 100% of the estate has been given away. there is nothing more that can be given away. Yet the quran instructs, impossibly, to also give
>1/8 to the wife
and thus tells you to give away 9/8 or 112.5% of the estate away. Which is as impossible as having a pizza and giving half the pizza to person A , half the pizza to person B and half the pizza to person C.
What a retarded religion.
Robert Morris
Enjoy the Hellfire. Can't wait until the Black Flag of Tawhid flies over Buckingham Palace.
Ayden Bennett
Muslims are so stupid that they literally believe in a book that claims that shooting stars are heavenly missiles shot at djinni trying to eavesdrop on heaven even though this is proven totally wrong by science and is clearly just bullshit made up by a man seeking to explain phenomena he didn't understand by making up fairy stories, same with every other religion.
quran 67:5
>And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.
Quran 37:6-10
>Indeed, We have adorned the nearest heaven with an adornment of stars
>And as protection against every rebellious devil
>[So] they may not listen to the exalted assembly [of angels] and are pelted from every side,
>Repelled; and for them is a constant punishment,
>Except one who snatches [some words] by theft, but they are pursued by a burning flame, piercing [in brightness].
quran 15:16-18
>And We have placed within the heaven great stars and have beautified it for the observers.
>And We have protected it from every devil expelled [from the mercy of Allah ]
>Except one who steals a hearing and is pursued by a clear burning flame.
quran 72:8
>And we have sought [to reach] the heaven but found it filled with powerful guards and burning flames.
>And we used to sit therein in positions for hearing, but whoever listens now will find a burning flame lying in wait for him.
sahih muslim 26:5538
> In this process of transmission (the jinn snatches) what he manages to overhear and he carries it to his friends. And when the Angels see the jinn they attack them with meteors.
Muslims are genuinely so primitive , unthinking , retarded and superstitious that they believe in a book containing made up , fairytale nonsense like this and consider it more trustworthy than all the scientific evidence of astrophysics.
Jose Murphy
redpill me about Allah
Jace Fisher
"islamic intellectualism" consists of pondering over such pearls of wisdom as
>there's no such thing as contagious diseases
'Ibn Mas'ud narrated:
"The Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) stood among us and said: 'One thing does not infect another.' So a Bedouin said: 'O Messenger of Allah! If a camel gets mangy glands and we leave it at the resting place of camels, then all of the camels get mange?' The Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) said: 'Who caused the first to get manage? There is no 'Adwa nor safar. Allah created every soul, so he wrote its life, its provision, and its afflictions.'"
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>drink camel urine as medicine
Anas b. Malik reported that some people belonging (to the tribe) of 'Uraina came to Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) at Medina, but they found its climate uncogenial. So Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said to them:
If you so like, you may go to the camels of Sadaqa and drink their milk and urine. They did so and were all right.
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>ablution (ritual washing yourself including rinsing your mouth 3 times and sucking water in and out your nostrils) can be performed using water with menstrual rags, dead dogs and excrement in it because water is pure
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
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>groundwater is safe to drink as long as there is at least 2 large pitchers of it
Narrated Abdullah ibn Umar:
The Prophet (ﷺ), was asked about water (in desert country) and what is frequented by animals and wild beasts. He replied: When there is enough water to fill two pitchers, it bears no impurity.
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Isaiah Martin
insha'Allah
Landon Rodriguez
>he pretends to believe in a religion that he knows is made-up, retarded bullshit
lol at you.
Josiah Butler
>the same LARPing thread every day with either this picture or the one with the horses
Evan Edwards
lol at the a*ngloid who's country will be Muslim in 50 yrs
Gavin Myers
>First step of the plan: mutilate your own dick
Mason Miller
You're the one that's sperging and posting walls of text that nobody will read.
Leo Nelson
And I thought that I was autistic for looking through all the garbage the Koran and Ahadith contains
Matthew Lee
It's a corruption of the Catholic faith. Invented by a priest named Bahira. Many of the heretic churches.
Kevin Butler
No, bigger role here goes to Waraka ibn Naufal
Easton Davis
>uh oh I don't want to read something that I know disproves my religion so I won't read it! I'm very rational and definitely believe my religion is true, I'm not just tribally sticking with nonsense I was told when I was young.
Chase Hughes
I did read them and he was right, that's some stupid shit
Daniel Gutierrez
I saw that you could divide by 24 to get the calculation right but its still retarded
Anthony Brooks
This is what scholars after muhammad's death decided to do when they realised that the instructions in God's perfect quran were mathematically erroneous and impossible to follow.
But the thing is that if you do decide to add all the designated fractions together then divide each designated fraction by that sum of fractions, you're no longer following what the quran tells you to do.
The quran says to give " 2/3 of what he left" to the daughters.
It doesn't say give (2/3)/(9/8) = 16/27 of what he left to the daughters.
16/27 =/= 2/3
Following this patch, this fix is clearly not following what the quran actually says and in the process admitting that what the quran actually says to do is impossible because muhammad didn't consider that his dumbass instructions wouldn't work for families with daughters.
Logan Ward
I wish I could believe in any god
It seems comforting
Matthew Campbell
Maybe they divide the fraction proportionnally and somehow get it right idk tbh_