/brit/

>avatar or signature use
yepp that's the one

>be Emmett
>highlight of year is watching two yanks smoking weed with /brit/
Christ, lads.

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Grew up along with Toad from neighbours so I feel I have a spiritual connection with Australians

think you need to learn how to read yeah?

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*built your village*

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they were killed by cancer haha

see
and also i meant cretin not credit

Not sure if I should shave my toes or not.

I had a lot more friends when I was a bluepilled normie

it was pretty funny tho

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Anyone else get really depressed looking at attractive girls knowing the only girls you can have sex with wont be attractive?

japanese men must be born to die

*floods your village with pakis*

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my sincerest apologies

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Nah it's fine. His mates call him toad

yea hes a virgin freak whats new?

Love retarded pepe

Fucking stupid. Fucking hate you.

yes but also because I dont have sex with any girls

fine line between narcissism and paranoia

can I play with madness?

*burns your village down*

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think toady also had some sort of older relative called stonefish

blog on

very much so someone posted this pic earlier and it made me very sad that a female who looks like this will literally never even see me as a friend let alone a lover. people who look like this are just immediately and unstoppably placed into a different world to people like me and those worlds will never cross

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Don't really want to have sex with skinny girls tbqh. They are pretty but I'm talking about girls with fat thighs, big round arse and big tits.

Are the virgins talking about sex AGAIN?

AS A SHAGGER®, am i allowed to talk about sex?

*built your village*

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eating a salmon mayo sandwich lads

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knock yourself out big lad x

ask your mother

Very cute Chinese half breed at work but she has a scouser accent. Never been more confused in my life.

wow cool surfboard!

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Fucking hate your guts. You make me want to throw up.

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>city with the oldest chinatown in europe has people of chinese descent

Shocking stuff

Thinking about the battle of Rorke's drift: do you reckon if the Zulus won, the British empire would have wiped and mowed down every single Zulu in Africa? God that would have been so based

*buried under your village*

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im not a virgin i have an active sex life im just well aware of my own limitations when it comes to women

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what's the fastest/least effort way to get from leeds to portsmouth?

cost is not an issue (within reason - not like a private helicopter or whatever)

Shaggers Incorporated

Was unaware that was the case. Thanks x

Italy has finally hit recession, it is a good day

I thought salinger was a yank

is bing broken?

Probably not the British empire was always against full blown genocide, they even moaned at the Aussies for killing too many Tasmanian people

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Can't wait for the rest of Europe to follow tbqh hate those wankers

the battle of rorke's drift was contested on the touge of mount akina

what number would you pick?

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It's not pakis he flooded the country with, it's Eastern Euros.
When the A8 nations joined the EU, Labour assumed that something like 5-15k would arrive in the UK in the two years after ascension. Nearly 130k came instead.
Pakis were already living in places like Page Hall in Sheffield. It's the Slovak Roma that arrived in their thousands that upset the pakis and caused societal tensions.

bing is a yank

*vandalises your village*

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everything is closed due to the cold except for my uni

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I'm pretty sure that's a midget

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You are now imagining Trevor Noah never having existed thanks to this

6 if i had to

3

The Callum (number 6)

yeah this one has a willy

1 is the most fash so I'll go with that

Yeah, and?

if I had to, 4

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grade 1 all over because im receeding. If I had hair though I'd pick 4 probably, 3 maybe if i could see it from the front

Flake arrived, lads.

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So 2 are now in recession. Christ what a mess. Has France fixed whatever was happening there?

God just imagine, if only if only

Stop acting like niggers in my country
ty

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4 but a bit longer on the sides

>1 is the most fash so I'll go with that

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4 because it's similar to what I have.

Wanked to her many times

Fuck off

No x

in the 8 years of blair+brown, we got over 2 million immigrants
130k is fuck all

No they haven't and Germany is very VERY close to a formal recession so much so that the central EU bank has retired all plans for interest rate changes though to 'late 2020 at the earliest' to stop a German recession.

They would all make me look like a nonce but if I had to pick, 4 is the least controversial

7

make me

Lad, do you honestly think any of us here have been to a holiday in Magaluf or Ibiza?

You don't seem to understand what has been posted.

bbc is on about most influential Brits innit?