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night shift let it die edition

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*AHEM*

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Fuck the IT technican that came to the shared house this morning. You are the reason I now have to post from the front room via ethernet cable. Dumb cunt & certain staff members couldn't keep their big mouths shut.

>tfw no more in bed comfy posting on 4channel.

What do you mean, did they not like your posts or something?

I pretty sure one of the staff members tipped them off. It will be funny tomorrow when I'm laying on the lounge in the front room with a 8m ethernet cable on the ground. Did it to yourselves.

Time for a choon.

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Tipped them off to what, though? Did you post something specific that offended them, or do they just not like that you're posting on 4channel?

That I had internet in my room because it used to be an office room. lol

Got a psychiatrist appointment today at 10 am. Don't think I'll go they only tell you what you don't want to hear anyway & try to trigger your emotions.

I'm going to look up the speed test later on my phone when I first connected my phone to the Ethernet socket & see how many days it lasted. Haha

Probably for the best, although I'm sure it's a pain in the ass. Have you ever seen this:
youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o

Did something I am really ashamed of earlier but it was completely unavoidable.

and here i thought they just allowed based bruce free reign on the innanet
was surprised but up is down there soooo

What did you do?

Is there a typical name for Leafs like how everyone calls Germans "Hans", Swedes "Sven", Aussies "Bruce", etc?

it's franz schubert's bday
and no1 gives a fuck about tai-norm doing sth:
barely degen
feeling guilty
coming here
and bosting abt it
i'm not even trying to be mean saying r*ddit is more for (You)
see?
Two(2) genuine (You)'s
wait that's 3!

Chang

>it's franz schubert's bday
I think it's more fun to pronounce his name Skoobert

>haha look at me I'm so le drunk XDDDDD
grow up

bet he littered

Put my hand down a shit filled toilet bowl to get out a clog. My snake didn't work and the plunger failed too.

He's not drunk. He always writes like that.

lmaaaaaaooooo
savage desu

i can't stand kevin spacy
how about breathless~

not drunk
how do squares wind up here???

He reminds you of getting felt up by older men, yes?

I had a significantly less disgusting (but still gross) version of that in the shower this morning. My bath drain was clogged with hair coated in disgusting sludge and I had to pick it out with my fingers and a bobby pin some roastie left behind. The worst part is the hair wasn't even mine; I've got a really short high-and-tight haircut that maxes out at a couple of centimeters on the top, and this was all super long shit.

Moral of the Story:
Do NOT let thots shower at your place in the morning unless you want to pick their hair out of the drain later

t-thats only true of toronto and vancouver :(

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or so you're just retarded then
got it

Forgot to empty my pressure cooker. Month old chicken bits.

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Did you just reply to yourself LOL

100899040
erm
it's literally his face and voice
fuck back off
plz and ty

christ I don't wanna see that delete this

so are u gna eat it or what

really h*cking rude and uncalled-for, cana
tf i ever do to (You)

Needle nose pliers work well for that job. Hair in the plumbing is fuckin gross though you're right.

hey h8r
tf flyover u live in?

I've never seen it.

(You) didn't even give me a (You) for my Skoobert post!

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really jealous

ur such a dream to me

shit
yr right
i actually read it and smiled too
sry
*whispers*
(You)x2
o shit x3

Thanks, Ale.

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Canada doesn't really have the same flyover dynamic because our cities are arranged differently. It's like if you deleted the north-east, and only had the Bay Area (Vancouver) and Chicago (Toronto). Montreal is kind of like our closest thing to New York, but it's really not very similar, and it's also not on the coast so there's a bunch of shit east of that. The only true flyover area we have is the Prairies (Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba), being between Toronto and Vancouver, which doesn't comprise very much of the country.

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We recognize that the universe is not just a matter of stars and planets and cosmic forces.
There is also the more banal side to life, a side which we tend to overlook too frequently. Hence, we take this opportunity to introduce you to the humble earthworm.
He, or she, belongs here just as much as you or I.

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Thank (You)

hav u rly not f'd or jeff'd w/ nouvelle vague
og alicefriend
?

a so-gennante ami was the h8r i was referring to
i figured (You) were just chonning on me and didn't mean to be mean

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I've seen a couple of new wave films, but not many. On a slightly related note, I went to film school for a year and I quickly realized that it wasn't for me.

Lacking at least one (1) (You) so far

God bless (You), cana
quality posts left and right

@100899689
(You)'ve got to earn your (You)s, bub

...

>film school
rad
education for education's sake is the thinking man's STEM

who are you

I need to sex a Desi

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i hope either to become a perma-neet or... nvm
forgot goddamn gookmoot is raping my thin veneer of privacy

Hello do I know you

yes
here's (You)r (You), jeez

Gracias putito

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Based and sexpilled

They're one of my favorite content creators. This one's even relevant to youtube.com/watch?v=VY_gMMqLhWM

>What you really want to do is to move the center further to the left, by allowing voices from the far left to act as a counter-balance to the far right
>And so what does Netflix do? They find out that I've downloaded 'Loose Change'?
>They recommend François Truffaut's charming Nouvelle Vague film 'Small Change'

>moved my cup of coffee to somewhere less precarious
OK
done for the day

tu opinión es irrelevante

No es amor
Es un obsesion

Keep begging for (You)s and I'll take your banal virginity

welp
gonna hafta leave again b4 i be/cum/ further enamored w/u
yr doing a wonderful service to this proudly humble general
x

lmaoooo
cana v fk
im luvin' it

*hugs u*

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Mashallah this is not halal at all

then (You) are kind

Fucking great. He also shos people a room where "Obama sat and watched basketball all day". I love DJT.

kiiiiiinda wish he were an indirect relative tbph

>That pepe at the end

She makes my dick hard

Did it again

AGENT ORANGE

A FIRE
THAT DOESN’T
BURN

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>classical station in this town has scandi composers on suspiciously heavy roto
i mean,
sibelius is bretty gud but!!
jfc it's p*illip g*ass's bday as well
y did they h*cking mention it in the same breath as based skoobert
total hack

good morning

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>he's never seen the local symphony orchestra
And you call yourself a cultured gentleman

hello

That’s gay
I need a fat pair of speakers and a skilled DJ on the decks

i've seen my local orchestra in every town i've lived in
(sooooo 10(?))
on occasion they've only been chamber-tier
that's more than fine tho

alright, fk
(You) may have one(1) in the bag
BUT
(You) wanna drop some pannies in taiwan?
(or socks wew)
ORCHESTRA

Spotted the huge nerd

I might visit the Taichung jazz days if they have interesting guests...

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spotted the absolute pleb
(who deffffooooo isn't getting as laid as he ought in a strange land)
(take my advice)

>anti p*illip g*ass
Okay, this is epic

Thoughts on this? Prob my favorite orchestral tune as of late
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not a bad route but a bit rude (You) almost entirely dismissed my flawless advice

This is it boys...

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phenomenal, doy
(i've actually heard some 21st century """"classical""" i've really enjoyed)
(boomer-era """"classical""" is a h*cking joke)

doing a poo

Don’t test me

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Mark it zero