/brit/

that shit me right up
unmarked police car behind me turned it's siren on, my heart fucking stopped
overtook my as I pulled over and I resumed breathing

fucked a yank once
she was a mutt with a meaty twat
they all are mutts afaik

Never do what you're good at for free
-a wise man

How do these freaks walk around looking like that?

i hope it's edible, otherwise that trend will land dogs with glittered tongues to the vet

The evidence isn't provided by the Blair government. It's literal FACT that 12 of the 15 EU members imposed restrictions on migrants from the A8 when they joined the EU. What do you not understand here, shitskin?

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your mum does what she's goot at for free

Turned down going home with a girl last week ‘cause I found out she’s a single mum

>hope its edible
dog shagger

Enjoy clicking on twitter links and looking at the account's followers to see who from /brit/ just followed them or liked the tweet

it's just banter

chebs

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lol that was me x

>i-if i call him a paki maybe people will like tonible
fuck off mate toe nibbler is a vile lying war criminal and genocidal maniac responsible for orchestrating the migration crisis

really want to kick that little manlet that flipped it in the skull

Blair should hang

based

canadian

this is what it's like to be a nonce any time the doorbell rings

>Tony Blair
>Toe Nibbler
Holy shit lads.
>Tony B. Liar
Holy...

wash she black

alien face

why you scared lad? what've you done

How do you know

except Halloween, or as I've taken to calling it, nonce christmas

And Harrenhal, I shapposhe thatsh off the table ashwell

t. bullied in school

>wiping out third world shitskins
>war criminal

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Noncehunters: tower hamlets

Female doctors only go out with other doctors, engineers or other professions that match the shite idea of a “power couple” once they graduate.
Some go out with wasters during uni though to rinse mugs for all they’re worth. A girl a couple of years above me was going out with a taxi driver (who’d always take her on holiday, buy here designer gear etc) then chucked him after their last holiday before she started FY1.

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Jeff?

oldest trick in the book

how do I shave my facial hair so it's only stubble? I hate having a clean shaven baby face and electric razors don't work on me for some reason

>Ships in millions of immigrants
GO ON TONEH! LOVE YA TONEH! DIVVURSETEE FUR ORL!

is tower hamlets called tower hamlets because muslims don't eat pork so they're hamlets

The name Tonibler is an eternal reminder of Blair's willingness to slaughter Europeans in favour of his champagne socialist dream. I truly believe he is one of the most evil men to have ever stalked the earth. He has known fom day one what his intentions were and he has been willing to get there by any means necessary.

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You get a good beard trimmer

having donuts but in the correct thread this time

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Find a job where your comfortable earning up to 100k a year, something not too stressful.
Spend time reading and learning about various topics, /sci/ /lit/, you will become a more well rounded person and have more crystalized intelligence over time.
Limit how much gaming you do or dont do it at all.
Don't actively seek out women just for physical pleasure, work on yourself and after a while you will be able to distinguish what women is of value and what isnt, believe me they are not worth the trouble or the effort.
Learn to cook with mostly natural ingredients and limit your fast food consumption, its a waste of money plus you will learn a skill while combining heathy ingredients palatable to you that is much more healthier for you.
Limit your drug consumption. Stay away from cocaine and meth, they are degenerate and destructive. More so than alcohol, weed and mdma, those in moderation.
Be true to yourself and those around you, learn to take criticism and think logically about things. Know and admit when you are wrong and keep friends around you that adopt this mindset, this is the power of friendship.
With whatever spare money you have, travel to south east Asia or any third world country. This is important because it will make you realize how much better you have it than others and how some people live, you need this as a reality check coming from a hardcore capitalist place.
Lastly save and invest, something is better than nothing, and don't worry too much about it, just try your best.

margaert thatcher should be hung for her crimes against britain
evil hag

Yea, she was very fit and looked like she could have had some mix in her though.
Was also very wealthy by Malawian standards (i.e has a car and could afford to go out drinking), reckon the father of her daughter (some Indian that owns a few shops but wouldn’t marry her ‘cause she isn’t Indian) supports her quite a bit.

not once, actually engaged a little bit of bullying a few times, to my regret.

Just hate rabid manlets, and have empathy for the victim.

>Find a job
stopped reading there

He did it in order to orchestrate mass migration and import them into your country to prop up the pyramid scheme that underlies his and (((their))) globalist socialist dream.

God is trying to tell me something. I just don't know what

bent. slavic qtpie phenotype.

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>nonce image
>correct thread
think again

give it a rest santiago you arent getting the falklands from us

business idea: big brother style 24/7 surveillance of politicians, livestreamed online, so they can't hide what they're up to

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Nah
>stay away from cocaine
Nothing wrong with wasting a few hundred quid and staying up for 72 hours once a month or so. Man needs to blow off steam.

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>Right and? So fucking whats that got to do with anything?
Everything, you dumb uneducated twat. If freedom of labour is an integral part of your "club" and your members put restrictions on that, what do you think is going to happen?

bought a buff, felt like shit and was loose, returned it

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Nyet

tozza blair

Yet more than half the country supported it at the time

That quote really does sum up how Tony Blair brought Britain to it's knees very well

>aussies talking about british politics and thinking they understand it

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Love tinder. Been on it non stop since I got out of prison. Shagged some absolute mingers. Not bothered. Have a lot of shagging to catch up on. Managed to score tonight. Nandos. Followed by drinks at my flat. Culminated in me porking her. Quality. 5 stars for tinder. AF

>I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through.

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yeah it does haha

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Haven't watched anime in a long time but when is panty and stocking with garter belt season 2 coming out?

nonce

Literally born and raised in England to English parents though I wouldn't expect a paki like you to understand a holiday that doesn't stop at Mecca.

Fun fact: I would support Remaining in the EU if it wasn't fucking gay and liberal

nonce

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w-w--w-we just didn't know that most other countries in Europe probably wouldn't want bazillions of poles invading their labour markets. Completely unforseen!

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just love bingo mate, what can I say

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Was hoping to come back to Africa for my elective but now want to go to South America instead. Somewhat related to the cheap cocaine and /trv/‘s tales of Latin American promiscuity (and I’ve not had a wank in 7 weeks).

>aussie abo thinks he's english

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wireless charging is so daft
bit pointless if it has to be sitting down on a table and you aren't allowed to move it

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gonna smoke some dude weed lmao

I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears

dunno never watched it
more of a hobbyist nonce than a professional nonce

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business idea: turn the whole bottom of your glovebox into a wireless charging pad

They literally announced restrictions months AFTER the Treaty of Accession 2003, you gormless coon. LMAO. Never seen anyone get rekt like you have here.

so its an integral right but other members can put restrictions on it? Then how is that an integral right? Why didn't Blair just put restrictions on it like the other countries did once he knew what was going to happen?

Ohhhhh shut up Rorke

say no to noncey japanese cartoons

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I think it is a commentary on how we are tied to the society

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this and also the lining inside of your pockets

Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pussy?