>Second interview
Second interview
Robert Brooks
Jonathan Russell
Please don’t make me...
Ethan Martinez
do it
Tyler Ramirez
>Telephone call
>One interview with all relevant people
Done, hired. Felt a bit too easy.
Christian Diaz
I did a application, interview, background check, and the first round of a psych eval where I took 4 diverent personality surveys. If I pass that I they will schedule me to skype with a head shrinker and then hire me.
But when I am done they give me a gun, full retirement and healthcare for the family, which is nice
Jeremiah Murphy
>4 diverent personality surveys
What's funny is the only jobs I ever worked that did this survey shit was minimum wage fast food and grocery store bullshit. None of the comp sci internships or jobs I did ever had this bullshit, and it's not like I don't interact with customers, in fact I do all the time.
Caleb Hernandez
of course I understand why they would do it for police officers and such. A bit overkill for a burger-flipper though
Luke Collins
Just got done a phone interview.
>tell me about yourself
>tell me a time you resolved conflict
>tell me where you see urself jn 5 years
>tell me why we should hire you.
Literally all meme questions. Fucking stupid
Adrian Morales
>online listing, UX Design
>you will be working with a team of highly driven IT enthusiasts
>phone interview
>tell me about yourself user
>I tell them about my experience, tailored to job description. Forced to throw in that I've been wagecucking retail for a year, they are unimpressed.
>that's great user thanks but we don't want someone who works in teams, we need someone who will do everything themselves completely alone
>sperg out, talk about how I don't actually like working with people even if I'm good at it, tell them I would be perfect for the job
>user this was great but your experience is not what we need we have been looking for someone for this position for a long time
>sperg some more, ask them what exactly they need someone to do that nobody knows how to do
>user we need someone to build software for our law office it says here most of your experience is in visual and web design
>spergy epiphany
>Do you mean write smart contracts for you or something?
>a-user...what did you say?
>I haven't written one but they're really cool I think they're the future
>a-a-user...did you say smart contracts?
>yes?
>I'm going to send you my contact information. We can talk again when you're in the area.
Not sure how to feel about this lads.
Carter Young
>if someone were to write a book about a time you gave excellent customer service, what would that book be about?
>If you were assigned to a new department, what would you bring to the team?
>What does integrity and respect mean to you?
So fucking dumb