Rate my boomer lifestyle

I literally rather die than go golfing

Stop not being a boomer!

>no muscle definition
>gay gloves
>gay belt
>gay shorts
>shitty golf course (if you can even call it that)
>gay shirt
+
>excellent drink


Great work Dave

>got fat because I thought I made it with my linkies

disgusting and high in calories

So you're holding Link on the links?
Get it?

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Where is the boomer Rolex?

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nice gyno faggot

under armor belt but fat as fuck?! why

>Zero Zucker
The absolute state of the German language
OP ist eine Schwuchtel