Wake up as a 22 year old uni dropout NEET hikikomori in Japan

>wake up as a 22 year old uni dropout NEET hikikomori in Japan
What do?

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the only difference is that I'm japan

Commit Sudoku

enjoy living on gibs

Does japan have gibs though

I assume so. How else would hikikomori play video games and watch anime all day

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Living off parents maybe

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I thought everyone was guaranteed a job in Germany

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What no

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why does he have a sweater with "dick" written on it?

It would be an improvement.

1.No
2.All the jobs available offered by job agencies are minimum wageslave tier jobs

ahmeds and mehmets take all the decent ones

celebrate because no I don't have to quit my life since I already have

imagine thinking this

>wake up as a 32 year old uni dropout NEET hikikomori in Germany

>apply for welfare

Feels good to be a leech, I feel entitled to do so.
It's a compensation for my bad genes.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ХУЙ

how cute am I?
can I get a gf with my looks?
if i am a cute hikikomori i go back to uni get myself a job and marry a qt japanese girl. Then I post on Jow Forums with a timestamp of my asian eyes and japanese flag and say "fuck whites you guys deserve to die out" or shit like that every week

Rape some anime chick

The script on the t-shirt is "dick".

I want cute hikikomori gf...

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>tfw ХУЙ

I am 28 years old hikki from shithole

Ṅ != Й

Do you know what's worse than a uni dropout hikikomori NEET?

A hikikomori NEET with a degree from top of top level university and student loan debt.

Nah mate, I'd be infinitely worse without this degree than if I had dropped out.