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any footy on today lads?

>was a British explorer, geographer, translator, writer, soldier, orientalist, cartographer, ethnologist, spy, linguist, poet, fencer, and diplomat

find famous figures with impressive Wikipedia opening descriptions

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DUA
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what does it smell like down there?

and when a train drives by it's such a sad sound

show us your guinea nigger dick

BASED Sajid "Wacki the Paki"Javid

>just been asked by one of the barwomen if I’d like to take her home for 5,000 kwacha (£5)
It’s a pass from me

nice I'm a trolley pusher at tesco

optics is a term only used by extremists who want to make their extreme ideology appear less extreme

Depends, some are absolutely rancid and some are pretty much odourless.

Optics is a word used to browbeat anyone to the right or left of thier political position

pics of her

Reminder that the meetup location has been changed

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>London is not and never has been a white city
Is that true?

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Want to do something exciting with my life

He could speak like 20 languages or something ridiculous

The Seats, Arthur..

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optics is a term meaning the scientific study of sight and the behavior of light, or the properties of transmission and deflection of other forms of radiation.

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miss my youth

NO ONE IS GOING TO THIS

anime

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how do I cheer the gf up? she seems upset for some reason

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Sicily pls out yourself.

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It was originally built by Meds so yes.

It once was
Not anymore sadly

>france
every time

>Cockneys
>White

Cheat on her they love that

Wtf

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i'm quite sure at least one meetup is going to end with poley stabbing and/or throwing acid on other attendees

girls are incapable of feeling sadness

it's always the women

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phwoar

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>It was originally built by Meds so yes.

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the absolute STATE of uk politics atm

In politics it also refers to initial public perception of a policy or political choice

but it's wednesday you assholes

more like Sonia Sodoff

is ngubu on the bench?

no

lad any footy on today lad xD

don't think that would help t b h
she seems sad but won't say why

Buy her some kneepads

Not taking creepshots while I’m the only person in the bar. She’s a solid 4.
Tbf some of the Malawian girls (if they have an afro or a weave, for some reason most of them keep their hair very short) are quite attractive. A very high cheekboned race.

howling

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Pretty sure tomorrow's Thursday.

sucking a golf ball

any egg eating man in?

Moni be like

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suit yourself

lefties have more sympathy for an ISIS member than the girls of Rotherham

are we already back to flip phones then

love British journalism

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New record

Gone under 15 minutes for the first time

Forgot to warm up and my running shoes haven't arrived yet

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what's the deal here? does it actually fold, or? are we supposed to dish out 2000 dollars for a folding phone

I thought this got shut down.

HORNY HONEYS

More like Shamima BEGONE haha

it folds but theres still a line in the middle of the screen

It’s always the p*kies

putting opinion pieces on the same domain as news pieces should be banned

mental how it's only scotland with actual culture

>7:30/km
is this a joke

yeah start saving up because you're supposed to buy it. it's a requirement by law

scotch egg man standing by

fried mars bars and shooting heroin is culture?

Mad how people say things and people just believe them.

what does it mean if a girl touches your arm/back every now and again? Should I touch her back?

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think about her all the time

I've been running less than 3 weeks

I shag crisps

how do you eat yours? for me it's omelettes but lately a pressed time schedule has left me with boiling eggs and having them in the freezer overnight

The UK treats Wales like the USSR treated Ukraine. Just a testing ground for their technology, a dumping ground for their nuclear waste, and a training ground for their army.

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literally all Africans watch the premier league and literally all Africans support man united

What language is spoken in these threads? American or English ?

>The Independent Group will at last give us real opposition

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What do I care? I make 140K a year and married a literal fucking supermodel. Fucking blow me.

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What part of your being unwelcome here do you not understand Paki?

Fuck off you shit coloured cunt.

I eat wasps

I like listening to music

Run off to another thread then you rancid sack of child molesting curry,

Fuck off Paki cunt.

Wtf? Bull.

I'm a hyper genius and I can only speak 19, including Latin and esperanto.

for me it's eggs and chouriço, with a side of overnight oats (80g oats, 60g peanut butter, 1.5 cup skim milk)

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*Chelsea

nigger united

Canibal

eat my feet