Your country

>your country
>how many of these are true for you

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Unironicly all

3

None, but I could improve my social life a little.

about half of those

0 because i recently started dating a girl, i never smoked marijuana, i don't eat any fast foods, i don't drink alcohol, i've been on a diet and lost weight, i kiss and hug with my gf and go to sleep early

Unironically none.

Feels gud mang

Most except I don't smoke

one and a half

all but the pills and alcohol, I wouldnt call myself depressed though. more stuck in a rut

3 but I dont have depression

I'd say not exercising enough, drinking and going to bed late in the night.

Haven't smoked weed in a real long time, I eat really clean and don't play vidya anymore. Also no use of medication whatsoever.

5

I'm pic related

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everythang expect weed and no social interaction

Only porn and late bedtime. I'm pretty Jow Forums and rarely drink.

Disgusting

Based

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Same.

I read yesterday that weed makes it worse, dopamine and norepinephrine fuck your neurotransmissions and makes you feel "apathy" and vagrancy.

only porn, bideo games, and alcohol

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1 or 2 and not entirely, I don't feel depressed, I'm just apathetic

Minus the junk food and the alcohol and that green thing?

porn and no social interaction :)

All except weed. I'm not depressed though, just a lazy slob.

none even tho i do smoke some grass occasionally when i'm at a concert

>Just have money, bro
>Just get a job you enjoy, bro
>Just get friends, bro
>Just get a girlfriend who treats you right, bro
This is only one step below "Just don't be sad, bro" in how useless this advice is.

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i do almost all of those things and i'm feeling pretty damn good honestly

5
maybe 6 if you consider 2 am late for sleep

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>Porn
4-5x a week
>internet 12h a day
just 8
>staying up until 4:15
2 am
>social interaction
I have two friends who i meet once a week and ten other """"friends"""".

I rate my live 7/10 because i've got cash.

all of them because im not a normie casual

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stfu normie casual

I'm rather poor, but I keep track of all my expenses and have enough.

almost all, but somehow I'm not sad at all
huh

>responsible financial planning
Honestly made me depressed, its when you notice that capitalism is rigged.

How can you become depressed by eating fastfood once in a while?

same. just anxious

This comes from the notion that normies are in fact happy. Explain the record high divorce rates, the low birthcounts even for actual couples. Normies are 99% of society, yet society is depressed and falls apart.

I talk with my friends whenever they're on discord, I only play online games because I can't stand the lack of social interaction and I jerk off to cartoons. The only reason I'm depressed and miserable is because modern life sucks and I don't want anything to do with working 8 hours a day or going to uni to learn useless shit which really are the only two options here. I wish I was born in some scandinavian country so I could live an adequate life as a NEET or a frugal part-time worker. I feel like killing myself whenever I fucking think about the next day.

Internet and fast food.

most normies arent getting divorced or on antidepressants

shut up, retard
you live in a great place. maybe if you weren't such a pothead you'd understand the value all those things hold

>Normies are 99% of the population.
It seems we need a clearer definitionof what a normie is. 10% of all Germans in their mid-twenties never had sex.

What's the % for males? Another interesting statistic is that 25% of Finnish males in their 40s have no children and 40% in Japan IIRC.

Just the Internet one

idk how to buy weed so i don't do that
i don't take prozac
i only eat junkfood on friday
i only drink when i'm with other people who are drinking
and i go to bed at 10:00pm~

None really.

And I'm not depressed.

All of them except food and alcohol

Used to be literally all of them but I loved back in to my parents house and start work early in the mornings so just porn and no friends now

The most important thing is to occupy yourself with something productive that gives you a feeling of accomplishment and progress, e.g. learning a new language or skill.

I try doing that but I find myself quitting halfway due to my lack of motivation and self-esteem.

5
i dont use drugs or drink alcohol

everything except weed and medicine

Literally none of these. I of course watch some porn every once in a while, play some videogames and eat a burger once a month maybe, but that's it.

You need to find something that you actually enjoy doing, that way you don't need any motivation to do it because it's simply fun in and of itself. Don't force yourself to do stuff you don't like just for the sake of doing something.

I don't call mine "depression", I'm cooler and call it "Acedia"

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>Porn
Guilty as charged your honour
>Weed
I plead innocent
>Junk food
I plead innocent
>Fatass
Nope
>Ebin gamer
Guilty
>Internet addiction
Guilty
>Drugs and alcohol
Innocent
>Poor sleep schedule
Nope
>No exercise
Definitely not

>weed
nice meme

6 out of the 10

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The chart literally tells you how to improve your life. If you don't understand it, you're fucked forever and you better kill yourself.

Just howling at the amount of liars in that thread.

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0.5
I mastrbate but I don't ejaculate

3
Sometimes 4

barely any social interaction
internet all day
no exercise
fucked up bedtime

1. South Macedonia
2. Right now: almost none, but at previous periods of my life, ehm, lets just say more than one.

>just stop being depressed
>all you have to do is force yourself into X
Nah, it just doesn't work like this.

porn
no exercise
lots of internet

pretty much all except i am social
far from depressed.

I wish I was dead.

>I'm trying to quit porn, but I consume too much of it
>I have some social interaction
>I don't play video games anymore
>I don't do drugs
>I'm trying to exercise more, but it's not enough
>I'm on the computer most of the day, but I'm a programmer so it's to be expected
>I don't eat fast food or drink soda
>I don't drink alcohol
>My sleep is sometimes irregular, but I'm trying to fix it
How did I do?

I binge on fruits when I'm high

germans are notorious for being pussies around women though.

I do all of these except drinking and staying on the computer very long and am very happy with my life and going to be making close to six figures in the next 2-3 years, maybe you're all just faggots?