/brit/

have you ever shagged a white girl or only insectoids?

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arsenal
nil
manchester united
2

>we're not so different, you and I...

why do you care? guys a fucking retard, fuck him

sue

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he's just celebrating his fresh start give him a break

phimosis is male virginity

i'm going to the football with my uncle phill
stockport three, leyton orient nil

she's so cute

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coming in under budget on the calories though

youtube.com/watch?v=dRHbVBQQAgQ

new hbomberguy vid soon lads

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anime

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28 days until spring lads.

might make a youtube channel and just make really long videos where I get drunk and play through an old game and I explain why it was a good game and why modern games suck because they don't do x, y, or z

i shagged with phimosis as a teen

vile disgusting paedo sick bastard freak

28 days till I lose my virginity lads

More like the shit awards

>he

>POOVENTUS

how dare you speak to me like that

hi

does anyone that actually gives a toss about music (rather than the music industry) give a flying toss about the Brit awards? Not me my lad

I hope you're having a twice-yearly STI test anons, who knows what you could have from having sex?

Might make a YouTube channel where I talk about why video gamers are gimps

goodbye

am i the oldest virgin in /brit/

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'youtubers' are also gimps though

I smell taigs in this thread.

would be a waste of an STI test

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Do it on twitch

yeah, shows you don't belong here
now fuck off to r9k or wizardchan or r/incels or anywhere that's not here

NEVER worn a 'dom, shagged 13 girls, not an STI in sight

I know but I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the good of the people

i've been caught

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gd post

>POOVENTUS
>POONALDO

aaaaAaaAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh

peng men

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Could catch a taig at twenty paces, I could.

Haha it could be quite funny in all honesty

In the middle of a gaming website as well

>POOLKE

what about dave
isn't he a 33 year old virgin

Mother's sick to bastard death of me

B&R
shag who you want, yearly MOT at the doctors office and good to go
fuck condoms

virginity causes more damage to the brain than syphilis

might go for a jog

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Imagine waking up with her on top of you fondling your junk and whispering erotic things softly in your ear.

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this is not the man kick ball board

its too much tbf. amount of maintenance that requires isnt even worth it. better to just be athletic, not bodybuilder tier

nah dave's a teenager

relatively soon shall be several kilometres above siberia

beauty requires sacrifice

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British culture innit

football is british culture

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no thats homealone. i reckon dave is a top shagger

gona go read braincels need some intellectual stimulation

Mad that the word filters are STILL up
What is it, 5 years this October now?

wonder how many women a beautiful man gets to shag in a year

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no piss off cunt

love me the pure british lads Ngubu, N'Katanekatea and Doublename-Niggerson

Golf ball

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maybe hiro doesn't know how to change it back

190 you are literally a gayboy lmao

t. the fat virgin freaks that got picked last in p,e

less than me

big envy
not a fan of the tattoo though

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Wish i could euthanise this runt

>POOLKE

grow up

love his excessive farting
you dont get that with Tim

i did get picked like 4th to last once in a smaller game with my mates because even though i was good at football i was always greedy lmao

just an admirer of the male aesthetic

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Hahaha thought that was kev

you don't get anything with Tim except for shite singing, talking to inanimate objects and paranoid mania, it's just sad to watch.

Just watched a film

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47253162?fbclid=IwAR1bUedmE3Vmk5ZyEik_4L6rVj_uqtj-gm3g21OQeWFH6hZ7W2cz2HuFKy8

Imagine being a woman who gets pumped and dumped by this, then having to go back to normal looking men
Can't fathom such a cruel reality

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kidulthood

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everyone's fucking ignored me today
going to creep back into not being social again fuck this

never been on a lads holiday

fierce gaze

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i'm thinking about her
i wonder if she's thinking about me

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sucking a golf ball

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Bugger Bognor

/brit/ lads hanging out

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based yung costanza in the blue tye-die