/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

LOL pantslets btfo

Source?

would u suck a cock?

Only for money. 10k yeah

Sure, why not.

facebook memes are underrated

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youtube.com/watch?v=kkS1TJcXUm4

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Only if it's white

only for like 10k $ but who tf will pay an ugly person like myself for benis sucking lmao

never been to albuquerque desu

self.com/story/what-your-skinny-jeans-are-really-doing-to-your-vagina
multi-gyn.com/discomforts/do-skinny-jeans-cause-vaginal-infections/

Neither.

Universal Studios is much better than Disney World

Why is the cockpit called cockpit?

>openly outing himself as a r*Dditoid
>using chrome
cucked, cringe, sởylaced, dumb AND most importantly, bluepilled

nothing wrong with reddit

inferior edition but alright

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shit city with a shit airport. wouldn't ever go there again if my cousin didn't live in new mexico

Anyone do psychedelics

I got lost in an airport terminal for 3 hours once. Dulles Airport is straight dookie

have in the past

It's increasingly obvious that proper Mexicans and Canadians are less hostile to us the these fuckshit Europoors

Jamie, pull up a pic of that chimp.

DMT?
Okay. Joe is cool tho

evens hot dogs
odds baked ziti

youtube.com/watch?v=BkbCUIm21rc

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baked ziti it is.

why the fuck are you replying to me

>DMT?
no
mushrooms and various knock off forms of lsd. I've heard plenty of stories about dmt experiences though, not that that means anything.

Drugs are bad mmkay

I took acid once and had a pretty wild ride (in a good way)

why the fuck are you writing me letters

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oh no, the razor faggot is back.

This pic almost makes me want to visit LA

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i extract mimosa in the kitchen

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Chrome is faster and more responsive than Firebox desu. The botnet pill was hard to swallow but I can't entirely say I regret it.

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Peggy Hill is the perfect wife.

kinda cool. would love to see a torrent of water flowing through that aqueduct

This pic almost makes me want to visit NYC

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>tfw I understood this reference.
Ha Ha

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;3

I've been using edge

youtu.be/wrnWituGHTA

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I like to edge

i got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
you can sit between the backseat and my dick

I SAID
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI YOU NEED A LIFT
YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

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In the age of sail, the rudder compartment was where the junior officers lived and where the ship's surgeon did his work. It reminded sailors of the aftermath of a cockfight.

Why do I keep coming here ...

No friends?

The only browser that doesn't consist of a botnet.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JwiG9CUDo-I
Stove burn, on my hands!
Show them, to my friends!
Make you participate.

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touch me I'm sick

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Did you know New York charges $15 per crossing for bridge tolls? I had to cross two bridges on the way to Brooklyn and it cost me thirty fucking dollars LOL

The main reason I keep coming here is because of insomnia, waiting out the late-night period where I can't do anything irl

And the frens I made along the way

the button I need to lower the brightness on my monitor somehow linked up with the power button so my screens is stuck being too bright for night time viewing. AH

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I wanna smoke cannabis with you

well they don't call it jew York for nothing I guess

Do you have a favorite tennis player?

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where u @

only if it's cute

Used to be big for Ostapenko desu.

Assuming you're using Windows, you can adjust your screen brightness if you go into the battery settings, fren :^)

My toll lanes change throughout the day depending on the amount of traffic. It could be $3.75 or it could be $8.90

it's a secondary monitor

Based

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*shrieks*

Change my mind. I always do dumb shit while high

hate it when i have pooping problems

hubert robert
demolition of bastille

question of the century
strawpoll.me/17471706

Dont eat dairy or meat

want to cook this.

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Absolutely terrible idea, just eat a healthy and balanced diet

i've got some meat for you bbgurl

Reminder that veganism is an eating disorder

I'd like to cuddle anything desu

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Pasta without a tomato-based sauce or pesto is a fucking crime against nature.

Canadas health food guide is retarded
Give me daddy

Cooked it last night.

flag of Concrete, Washington

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete,_Washington

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t. american

Reminder that you can get enough protein and iron from eating unsalted nuts.

nonsensical post

Reminder that nikola tesla, issac newton and da vinci had all 200iq and were vegan

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funny
here's my flag en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellingham,_Washington

mental*

>Pasta without a tomato-based sauce or pesto is a fucking crime against nature.
Fucking garbage post.